Distractivate
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- Schitt's Creek (24)
- Shameless (US) (1)
- Boyfriend Material - Alexis Hall (1)
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The Wingmen are back for their first tour since 2012, and it’s probably your last chance to see iHeartRadio’s Throwback Song of the Year, “I’m Not Here (For Your Sister)” performed live. With the latest news about Sebastien Raine’s sudden departure from the once popular boy band, you might even be able to find a ticket to the sold-out shows, as long as you don’t mind that they’ve replaced Seb with some guy you’ve never heard of. (His name is Patrick Brewer, he plays guitar, and you really won’t mind, trust us). As if that wasn’t enough, rumors are also flying that Patrick may be taking over Sebastien’s place in the heart of the Wingmen’s most fashionable member, David Rose, after Wingnuts circulated photos of them sharing a steamy embrace. We’re still not convinced it’s love, but stay tuned for all the tour (and romance) updates.
OR a slow burn, fake dating but secretly in love musicians AU.
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Stevie and David have not spoken in fifty-eight days. But the holidays are a time for friends to set aside grievances, and, when that doesn't work, some well intended meddling from the people who love them.
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An epilogue to Husband Material in which Oliver navigates lingering questions about identity, family, marriage, and grief, and Luc almost always helps.
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It starts the day Patrick discovers that David doesn't always wear black underwear.
OR Patrick discovers something about David, then he learns something about himself.
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The problem with getting married at the courthouse is the waiting. Mickey waits and thinks about a different kind of wedding.
Set mostly during the second half of Season 10 with a tiny bit of post Season 11.
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The Room(s) Where It Happened by ahurston, blueink3, DelilahMcMuffin, didipickles, Distractivate, Elswherefumbling, etben, FormerlyEmu, High-Seas-Swan (FangLang), ladyflowdi, missgeevious, RhetoricalQuestions, samwhambam, sonlali, sullymygoodname, thingswithwings, unfolded73, WellSchitt
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
02 Mar 2020
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The Sherwood, the motel that Johnny and Roland purchased, happens to be the same motel that David and Patrick used to "connect" before Patrick got his own place:
"Is it a little weird that - "
"It's a little weird that your dad bought our sex motel."This is what happened there.
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The Birds They Sang - Post-Apocalyptic Love Stories by Distractivate
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
26 Nov 2020
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Fics and artwork set in the same near-future post-apocalypitc universe. The series title is from the song "Anthem" by Leonard Cohen.
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- 2
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Sex Bloopers by cinnaluminum, Distractivate, hollybibble, kiranerys42, nervouscupcakeinspace, orphan_account, Point_of_no_return, reginahalliwell, sullymygoodname, thegrayness, unkindravens, WellSchitt, whetherwoman
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
21 Aug 2020
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the humanity of the moment by imnotinclinedtomaturity for wardo_wedidit
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
17 Jun 2019
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Patrick acquires a new camera so they can photograph product for their website. He takes pictures of the store, of course, But more importantly, he takes pictures of David.
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if you want to learn what someone fears losing, look at what they photograph
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An AU where David becomes a wedding and event planner after the Roses lose everything. And Patrick is still...Patrick. With apologies for anachronisms, as I haven't seen the latest season.
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Patrick takes David back to his hometown. Patrick, apparently, has a backstory.
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i would give all this (and heaven too) by wardo_wedidit for leupagus
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
22 Jun 2019
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"It sounds ridiculous to think when they’re literally on a spaceship, but David dresses like he’s from the future. It’s the first thing Patrick notices."
Or, Patrick wins a ticket onto the first civilian voyage to populate New Earth, and he's determined to face his fears and change his life. The one thing he didn't plan on was David Rose.