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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    John Lennon, tired dad, walking disaster, expert at all things inappropriate, is just about desperate enough to take the first job that’ll have him. He doesn’t expect it to land him inside the polished office of Apple Corps, wrangling calendars and crises. And he definitely doesn’t expect his new boss to be bloody millionaire Paul McCartney, charming, infuriating, and far too good at making John forget he’s supposed to be working.

    Somehow he ends up as a personal assistant, a job he’s wildly unqualified for, except maybe in sarcasm and showing up late. Between flat whites, childcare, and more longing than he'd ever like to admit, John discovers that working for Paul might be the biggest mess of his life… and somehow, the best thing that’s ever happened to him.

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    11 Oct 2025

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    No one had prepared her for John.

    Maybe they could have put aside fifteen minutes in-between teaching her how to make her stitches even and her chicken cooked through – what to do if your man is also sleeping with his bassist.

    (1962; 1964; 1968. Cynthia reflects on her husband's relationship with Paul.)

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    07 Sep 2025

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    Insane

  3. Public Bookmark 62

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    The one where Paul works as Elvis at a fifties-themed diner, and John desperately tries to get him to break character.

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    18 Jun 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 42

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    “All’ve us here have had you, Paul, right?” John asks, tongue and shoulders loose, slouched comfortably back against the wall where he’s sitting.
    Paul takes a drag from his cigarette. “How do you mean?”
    “Aye, playing coy? Right,” he crawls over to him, and George and Richie watch with stoic expressions as John comes close to his face, his lips. “We’ve all seen your cunt. They know you have one, right?”
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    Prompt from the kink meme: Paul's cunt getting eaten out by the other three, either all at once OT4 style or individual scenes, up to the author!

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    16 Jun 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 66

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    Upon the premiere of 'How I Won the War', John gets some intriguing fanmail and decides to see what this "Paul McCartney" is all about.

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    15 Jun 2025

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    LOVE this