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  1. Rec *

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    After transferring to the Apparition Department, Harry's life becomes one big dick joke. And all his friends are arseholes. So is Malfoy, but what else is new? AKA Harry Potter and the eighteen twenty dicks.

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    08 Oct 2025

  2. Rec *

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    Dating is hard. Relationships are harder. Being an asexual, over-worked, single dad looking for love is by far the hardest. But then along comes Lan Xichen, and he makes love so easy.

    The asexual rom-com in which Meng Yao finally realises that nothing in him is broken, and so Lan Xichen has nothing to fix.

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    31 Aug 2025

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    Wei Wuxian travels the world alone, finding homes in unexpected places, and loving Lan Zhan one letter at a time.

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    24 Aug 2025

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    “You see, marriage is an important thing.” Wei Ying took a big gulp of his wine, then wiped his mouth on the sleeve of his robe. Lan Wangji thought about buying him a handkerchief. “Once you’ve decided on someone, you can’t go back on it. You’re stuck!”

    He was right, of course. Though what made him think Lan Wangji would ever marry someone he could not tolerate, he did not know. Lan Wangji had been doing nothing but giving rejections, after all.

     

     
    or, foxxian helps dragonji find a wife

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    18 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    “Let’s say—completely hypothetically—that I have been. Thinking about—it. What happened.”

    Lan Wangji’s arm paused for a moment in its journey up and down Wei Wuxian’s spine. “You have been thinking about being spanked?”

    “Lan Zhan!” All of a sudden all the embarrassment that had been starting to fade came rushing back all at once, and he buried his heated face further into Lan Wangji’s neck. “Lan Zhan you can’t just go and say it out loud like that, what is wrong with you!”

    Or, after the experience with the incense burner, Wei Wuxian discovers a humiliation kink and is honestly just really annoyed about it.

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    18 Aug 2025