CouldntCareLess



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    Canon-divergent: 20 years after Chief Stoick’s wife and son were lost in a dragon raid, the Vikings of Berk shoot down a Night Fury…and its rider, a feral youth who believes he is a dragon. Cross-posted from fanfiction (dot) net.

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    22 Jun 2025

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    Anakin makes slightly better choices, Obi-Wan is a Mess™ and Padmé deserves none of this. AU from Mustafar onward with liberal manipulation of canon to culminate in some angsty, fluffy, domestic fix-it because we all deserve better.

    I'm going to fix everything Lucas broke if it kills me.

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    20 May 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    Peter's journey of self-discovery over the years, and coming to accept himself as Aromantic Asexual.

    It's not all simple, but when is anything with him?

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    27 Jan 2025

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    Based off this Tumblr prompt: Will has a kink that he’s deeply ashamed of. Unbeknownst to him, Hannibal has the same or a similar/compatible kink. They get together, and Will is going out of his way as he usually does to seem like his sexual tastes are as “normal” as possible. As a result, Hannibal gets the idea that Will is super vanilla and maybe a little prudish, and not wanting to scare him off, is also keeping his kinky side on the DL. This goes on for while, with them each trying super hard to hide how kinky they are and act as “vanilla” as possible, to hilarious results, all while privately thinking the other one would be super freaked out if they knew since they’re obviously so sweet and normal. Of course, eventually somehow all his revealed, and much happy sexytimes are had by all :-)

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    28 Feb 2024

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    Gears started turning in Louis’ head. Purely mischievous gears that had Louis formulating a revenge plan against Taylor. He’d had enough of sitting around and taking it. If she was going to call him a whore, then fine, he’ll act like one for real. “I’m going to say something, and as my friends you are obligated to love me anyway.”

    “This can’t be good,” Niall said, Zayn just groaned.

    “So I know we have this strict ‘no lashing back at Taylor’ rule with me, but what if I can get press revenge a different way?” Louis asked. He wasn’t expecting an answer, because they knew by now to just go with it. “What if I stole her boyfriend?”

    Or, the story of Louis ‘Steal Your Man’ Tomlinson.

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    16 Feb 2024