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  1. Rec *

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    Roksu likes collecting treasures.

    One treasure just happens to be someone called Cale Henituse.

    Roksu just has to have him, and look, Cale doesn't seem to mind.

    Is it really kidnapping if the person wants to be kidnapped?

    An AU where Roksu and Cale are a little bit insane for each other. Just a bit.

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    Studying for the First Task in his fourth year leads Harry down a different path than merely learning the Summoning Charm. And he finds two people who want to walk it with him.

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    15 Oct 2025

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    AU. Two days after returning home from fifth-year classes and O.W.L. exams, Daphne Greengrass finds on her pillow, a letter from her much-older self. Included in this letter is a Muggle envelope addressed to Harry Potter from his much-older self.

    Daphne’s letter reveals that elderly Daphne and elderly Harry, after each had outlived a spouse, got married. Marrying Harry Potter, elderly Daphne assures young Daphne, was the best thing to ever happen to elderly Daphne in her long life.

    Elderly Daphne also tells her teenaged self—

    Sirius Black’s just-read will emancipates almost-sixteen-year-old Harry Potter and grants him the Lordship of the House of Black. In turn, emancipating the Potter Heir turns him into Lord Potter. Harry Potter gaining two Lordships means he’ll need two wives. Young Daphne, why wait till you need a cane before you become betrothed to the best man in Wizarding Britain?

    This is an alt-universe GreenPot Harmony (H/Hr and HP/DG) story that bashes Albus Dumbledore and Ron Weasley.

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    15 Oct 2025

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    Petunia Dursley is dismayed by how few people attend her husband’s funeral. Then she is shocked when the last person on Earth whom she expects to see at Vernon’s funeral, offers Petunia his sympathies. Canon-divergent from both Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.

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    14 Oct 2025

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    Tord isn't the kind of Omega to be caught dead in anything even remotely soft or submissive. He'd rather kick it back in beat up chucks and torn jeans than flutter about in a skirt or thigh highs.

    But if it can catch the attention of his oblivious best friend and Head Alpha, Edd, then by damn he's willing to try anything.

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    13 Oct 2025