Beruthielskitten
Recent works
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Let Them Eat Meat by Beruthielskitten
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 Jan 2025
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Éomer is a prisoner in a foreign land. The way to his freedom lies through the bed of a wanton queen. If he is an obedient sex toy, he will be freed in a month, the question is, can he be a good boy?
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Where The Stars Are Strange by Beruthielskitten
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
29 Apr 2024
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Éomer hates Southerlings but falls in love with a Haradrim princess. His feelings seem unrequited, but will he be courageous enough to let himself be happy?
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Eomer faces a marriage of convenience to a Haradrim princess. Will he be able to see a wife in her and not a foe?
Recent bookmarks
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Karl Urban Imagines and Oneshots-Kinktember and Kinktober 2025! by cakeandcrumpets
Fandoms: Karl Urban-Fandom, The Boys (TV 2019), The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies), Doom (2005), Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), The Loft (2014), Xena: Warrior Princess, Ghost Ship (2002), Priest (2011), The Price of Milk (2000), Irrefutable Truth About Demons (2000), The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)
25 Sep 2025
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I’m going to hell for this, lol…
JK, hi everyone! This is a collection of NSFW short oneshots and imagines for the amazing Karl Urban and several of the awesome characters he plays! He’s one of my all-time favorite actors, and damn, he’s easy on the eyes! Readers will be able to ask me for requests and prompts for this book, so be on the lookout for new chapters! Hope you guys enjoy! 😊
Important Note: This book is for readers 18+ only.
Bookmarked by Beruthielskitten
14 Sep 2025
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Hermione Granger thought her Ministry posting as a Fixer would mean long nights of paperwork and the occasional cursed artefact. Instead, she’s handed a black-market love potion epidemic—and ordered to confirm the antidote with none other than Severus Snape, a decade into his reclusive career as Britain’s most infamous Master potioneer.
But Snape hasn’t been working alone. At his side is Draco Malfoy—still clawing his way through a late-in-life apprenticeship after Azkaban, still tethered to the man who saved him.
One lab accident is all it takes to turn theory into nightmare. Caught in the throes of Lust Potion #9, Snape is incapable of taking Hermione’s no for an answer. It has bewitched his mind and ensnared his senses, leaving him with only one goal: to enact every ounce of punishment he’s ever secretly wanted to take out on his swottiest student. And he is more than happy to force his repressed apprentice along for the ride.
What begins as a Ministry assignment spirals into something far darker: a tangle of power, obsession, and control—where consent is the first casualty.
Series
- Part 1 of Lust Potion #9
Bookmarked by Beruthielskitten
06 Sep 2025
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Time moves differently in the spaces between heartbeats, between storms, between the moment desire is acknowledged and the moment it is surrendered to. Joel Miller had spent decades learning the mathematics of survival, how to calculate risk, how to measure the cost of caring, how to build walls high enough to keep hope from taking root. But some equations refuse to be solved with logic alone.
Six months of patrol partnership had taught them both the careful choreography of professional distance, how to save each other's lives without admitting they had become worth saving, how to share silence without calling it intimacy, how to pretend that love was not growing in the spaces between their spoken words like something wild and stubborn and absolutely determined to survive.
Then came the storm that changed everything. In the shelter of broken walls and dying firelight, they discovered that some hungers cannot be reasoned with, some truths cannot be denied, and some forms of salvation arrive wearing the face of the very thing we have spent our lives learning to fear.
In other words:
Joel Miller.
A cabin.
Rough hands, filthy words, thin walls.
He shouldn’t.
He does anyway.Bookmarked by Beruthielskitten
23 Aug 2025
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A Midsummer Night's Bad Dream by henkav4
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
07 Oct 2025
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The day before Midsummer's Eve was when it all started. A magical, fateful night, if the fables of Gondor were to be believed. They had met in a brothel in the docks of Dol Amroth, of all places - a merchant’s daughter, and a scout from Prince Théodred’s éored. It would have been the perfect whirlwind summer romance, except…
She wasn’t really a merchant’s daughter, and he wasn’t really a scout. Little did they know fate was, in fact, at work that night, and it had brought together the future King and Queen of Rohan.
If their grandchildren ever asked how they met… Well, they’d need to come up with a better story, no doubt.
The MCD warning concerns Théodred as per the canon, not Éomer or Lothíriel.
Bookmarked by Beruthielskitten
20 Aug 2025
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Lost in Lothíriel by henkav4
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
03 Oct 2025
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Lydia wakes up in a strange bed, in an unfamiliar world, and everyone keeps insisting she's a princess. Confused and disoriented, she has no memory of how she got there and no idea what that place even is, until she is met with the hauntingly familiar face of Éomer of Rohan. Lydia grapples with being stuck in someone else’s life, bound by a future she didn't choose, all the while being forced to navigate a world that couldn’t be more different from her own.
Her growing attraction to the fiercely protective and keen-eyed Horse-lord, tasked to take her on the long journey to Edoras to marry his cousin, only makes things more complicated, of course.Rated E for detailed but tasteful smut chapters in the later portion of the story.
Graphic depictions of violence only concerns one very short dream sequence in chapter 24, and MCD is about Théodred as per the canon.
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- Part 1 of Lost in Lothíriel
Bookmarked by Beruthielskitten
16 Jun 2025