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    Clown tried to move, even if only to back away, but he physically couldn’t. His muscles were frozen in place, and he felt incredibly exposed, without even his mask to protect his face from the massive spider he knew was less than a metre away.

    Title from Dream Alone by NateWantsToBattle

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    Secret agent Clown happens to meet unemployed college graduate Branzy on a train back home. It ends shockingly well for both of them. After a fashion.

    Or, how:
    “Is this seat taken?”

    Branzy look up, twitching slightly as he fumbled to pull his headphones off.

    “Uh- yep. I’m not waiting for anyone.”

    Turns into:
    (look this will be an actual quote when I've finish writing it just imagine them kissing or something idk)
    (For anyone who doesn't know Slow Horses; I've stolen someone else's M15 AU and made it about Minecrafters :3)

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    Branzy had passed out, roughly at the same time as when Clown had started choking him out with the handle of his axe. It seemed the sight of him going limp in the jester’s arms had finally convinced his teammates that Clown meant business.

    They’d seemed relatively willing about the ransom, at least. He just needed a few days of quiet, really, and having their teammate at his mercy should do to keep them off his back. It was a civil arrangement. He needed to regear after a few too many deaths, tensions were too high for him to just hightail off to a farm, no one had to get hurt in this.

    Clown thinks Branzy will be an easy hostage for both of them. He is wrong.

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    Clown sighed. Raised his hands slowly into the air, tilting his head to roll his eyes at the secretary staring at him in terror. They couldn’t see, of course. But a grinning jester’s mask tended to have the same unsettling effect.

    He’d been close. He could give himself that much credit. Just beyond that heavy wooden door, a whole assembly of important people with brains he could blow out.

    Some chaotic terrorism, carried out without a hitch

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    “Why… are you still here?”

    “I don’t know if you noticed, but I am literally running from the mafia.”

    Branzy runs into someone who might actually be willing to help him out

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    He tried to run. That was probably a mistake. He half-managed to wrench away, only to get a boot kicking at the back of his knee, and the searing pain of someone punching his gut. He couldn’t see. He couldn’t breathe, or see, and fuck, he was panicking.

    Branzy gets kidnapped.

    Title from Friendly Neighbourhood Poltergeist by Rory Webley

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    Ok, maybe going after the city’s top villain had been a mistake.

    One Rekrap found himself quite seriously regretting, as Clown advanced on him, axe held easily in one gloved hand, masked face tilted mockingly.

    Rek fucks up :D (Branzy's here too I promise)

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    His heartbeat was a metronome. Back and forth. Counting down until this apathy broke. If it ever did. Maybe it had always felt like this, and he’d just drowned himself in enough blood to forget. He remembered feeling like this before. Sometime. Maybe.

    Apathetic depressive ClownPierce just because. And Branzy's a really good partner :)

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    Clown had a problem.

    Now, he wasn’t the sort of villain who had problems. No, he caused problems, and did it with great enjoyment.

    Nonetheless, he had one.

    They were called Flicker.

    Clownzy hero/villain au :)

    Title tragically of my own creation, I hate titling

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    “Would I lie to you, BranzyCraft?”

    “Uh- yes. I- I mean no! You’d- you’d never.” Branzy dropped his gaze, smiling. “I want to do this, anyway.”

    Branzy gets hunted. Consensually. Clown discovers just how much he dislikes people hurting his partner.

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    Which was weird. Very, very weird. Just to be entirely clear. It was creepy enough bouncing around a giant, empty circus tent with only a killer clown for occasional company, but now he could hear singing, and frankly, it felt like a new level of sheer unnveringness.

    Last he’d checked, the only horror on Lifesteal was the existential one of imminent demise.

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    “Yep. Call me Rek though. Rekrap.” Parker grinned, looking nothing like the straight-A student he was meant to be. “Branzy?”

    “That’s me.” Branzy laughed, nervously, looking up at the kid. Well, kid was unfair. Only three years younger than him. “So… what do you need help with?”

    Title from Are You Satisfied? by Marina

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    He blamed… everything, actually. His skin had been itchy all day, and he’d be mining right now if the stone hadn’t felt wrong, and really, he just wasn’t in the mindset for being the world’s deadliest player right now. Which was a problem.

    Clown ends up lost, and miserable, and utterly incapable of understanding that Branzy might just be sort of a good person. Mostly.

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    Title from Criminal by Brittney fucking Spears don’t ask me why

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    Branzy convinces Clown to try something new. As a training exercise. Of course.

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    “So… Clown, huh?”

    Branzy’s head jerked up, and he felt himself blushing, even as Rekrap tactfully kept his back to him.

    “What- what about him?”

    Branzy talks about his relationship

    Title from How to be a Heartbreaker by Marina

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    Speak of the devil, his partner caught his wrist as Branzy went to rub yet more brick dust into his wound, using his free hand to wipe the injury semi-clean. Branzy blinked in slightly delirious adoration, giggling as he felt Clown’s irritation like an adorably persistent itch.

    Branzy and Clown both recover after a rough fight

    Title from Curses by the Crane Wives

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    It was practically a routine, at this point.

    Branzy would making himself busy around the base, try to stay inconspicuous, try not to let his heart race at every unfamiliar sound. One thing he’d learnt, if nothing else, was that Clown didn’t make sound, not as standard.

    He’d go like this for a day, maybe two, waiting. Then his business partner would stumble back inside, a mess of potion effects and wounds, and collapse on the floor. Which left Branzy to get him cleaned up.

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    ” Then-“ Branzy did try a small smile, considerably more cheerful than he was really feeling. “Yeah. I feel pretty good.”

    Excited, yes. Scared out of his goddamn mind, also, yes. But Branzy knew that if he had to go to this thing- and he still didn’t know exactly what it was- there was practically no one better to be going with than his partner.

    Clown takes Branzy for a night out. Both of them end up regretting it.

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    It was ridiculous, Clown was hardly any more likely to protect him than anyone else in this world, but it felt good to have someone he could stick with. His confidence only came when he had someone else to hide behind, and Branzy knew all too well just how vulnerable he was, if people got the wrong idea about him.

     

    Branzy gets a little worried about being left alone.

    Title from All I Want is You by Rebzyxx

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