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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    “Did you know that I almost used my one wish to ask you on a date?”

    Corbeau chokes on his coffee, not prepared for that statement so early in the morning. “Excuse me?”

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    21 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 9

    Ew by Anonymous

    Fandoms: South Park  

    17 Mar 2021

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    Kenny gets off a gig and goes right to a slumber party and uh. See the tags.

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    07 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    “If he won’t provoke me, that's gonna be easy as shit.” Kyle simply says, sitting back down. Cartman huffs out a laugh but also sits back down. “Fine! Fine! That’s easy enough, I can stop fucking around with his stupid jew ass for a bit! That’s kewl!” The whole table goes silent again, and Cartman keeps his arms crossed. Clyde stares at Cartman with clear disbelief, and he notices it after a few minutes.

    “What, Clyde?!”

    “There’s no way you could go a week without insulting Kyle, fatass.” Stan speaks up suddenly, trying to hide a smile behind his soda.

    “Nuh-fucking-uh, I so can! I could never give that jew crap for seven years if I wanted, a week is a fucking breeze!”

    “Wanna bet on that, fatso?”

    —or in which
    Cartman and Kyle lose a bet they didn’t think they were gonna lose, and they both reluctantly agree to the consequences of the lost bet.
    (aka kyle has to fuck cartman because they lost the bet uhhh So yeah—neither of them totally don’t wanna do this. totally…)

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    05 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    "I think I just murdered Santa."

     

    "What?"

     

    Peter didn't need to look at who was calling. Only Wade Wilson could deliver such sentence in a carefree and casual way.

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    Peter can't enjoy his lazy Sunday

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    03 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 41

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    Wade is very fond of randomly calling Peter’s number, which Peter gave him for emergencies, for absolutely no reason. One day, Spider-Man’s in the middle of an important mission when Wade calls. His voice is a little different today — is he going crazy, or does Peter find it attractive?

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    03 Oct 2025