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Two broke guys, one chat, and a foolproof plan to beat the tuition fee system.
When Aziraphale agrees to marry his best friend, Crowley, to save money on student loans, he is prepared to deal with Crowley's carefree lifestyle and playful teasing.
What he isn't prepared for is this new and tender feeling that grows over the following months and years.Perhaps this arrangement has more than just financial benefits.
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Devotion by pixiepojmansky
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Oct 2025
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Crowley’s head won’t stop humming — a constant, merciless static that no vice, sin, or sleepless night can drown out. When the noise becomes unbearable, he turns to the city’s darker corners in search of silence, of anything that might quiet the storm behind his eyes.
He doesn’t expect to find it in a place like Devotion.
And he certainly doesn’t expect who’s waiting there.WIP, new chapters published twice a week on Wednesday and Friday.
Post Armaged-don't, pre-S02.
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Kinktober 2025
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Second Circle by thisisshiny
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Oct 2025
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1909. Edwardian London, where love is criminal and literature is dangerous.
Mr. Aziraphale Fell runs a respectable Soho bookshop with secrets hidden behind false shelves. Mr. Anthony Crowley writes scandalous poetry much too honest for publication. When they meet over a forbidden copy of Baudelaire, they recognize something dangerous and captivating in each other: the refusal to be silent.
Together, they publish a time bomb of a book. Second Circle – forty-two poems about queer love and resistance that could send them both to prison.
This is the story of what that choice costs them – and why it was worth it.
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It’s 1994 in rural Arkansas and dang near everyone in the demo derby is working through some feelings they don’t know what to do with.
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The Fairest Demon in All the Land by The_Rogue_Bard for Assorted_chaos
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Oct 2025
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After his run-in with the so-called ‘Black Knight’ in 537 AD, Aziraphale didn’t expect to see Crowley again so soon; but here he is, causing trouble as usual. It’s none of Aziraphale’s business, really.
At least until the angel realises two things: Crowley has been injured, and he is trying to head home. The problem is that ‘home’, according to a confused Crowley who seems under the frightful belief that he is still an angel, is Heaven.
So really, Aziraphale doesn’t have much of a choice, other than locking Crowley up in a tower in the woods to keep him safe on Earth. If only there weren’t those pesky humans and their pesky rumours about damsels in towers needing rescue…
(new chapter uploads every 5 days)
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Made in Hell: Matchmaking Agency by Hermiola
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
27 Oct 2025
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After yet another disastrous date, Aziraphale Fell is ready to throw in the towel and resign himself to the solitary existence he doesn’t mind all that much. Enter Anthony J. Crowley, matchmaker extraordinaire, who bets Aziraphale the 100% success rate of Made in Hell, his matchmaking agency, that he can find him a suitable match in no time.
After all, Crowley is a consummated professional with a troubled dating history who has learned from his past mistakes and has sworn off love himself: he’s certainly not going to fall for the charms of an extremely fussy bookseller… or is he?
Between dubious romantic prospects, far too much meddling, ridiculous antics and a developing connection, Made in Hell’s success rate might not be the only thing on the line here.❤️🔥 PRE-WRITTEN. UPDATES EVERY MONDAY ❤️🔥
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Get over it! by HeyHey000
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Oct 2025
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The days are passing and both Crowley and Aziraphale have to get accustomed to their new lives. But with a lot of jealousy and pain in between.
*"the event" refers to when Aziraphale left Earth
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Shax and Hastur have returned to the bookshop with another set of demons. Eric was wise enough to stay away. Crowley and Aziraphale just want to be left alone, especially today. It doesn't exactly go their way.
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- Part 7 of Azicrow's Abundance of Ineffable Fics
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After Aziraphale’s decision, Crowley chooses coffee, not death. Life goes, painfully, on, and Crowley does his best to adapt to his new lonely existence.
It hurts. Until it suddenly doesn’t.
Someone has opened the Book of Life and erased Aziraphale’s name.
Old habits kick in, but how can Crowley save someone whose existence has been destroyed and forgotten?
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Good Lawsuits (an Ineffable Lawyers story) by puffmunch_queen13 for sapphojen
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Oct 2025
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“What are you doing here?” Aziraphale said. “I’m supposed to be meeting with the defense barrister for my latest case any minute now.”
Crowley’s left eyebrow shot up above his sunglasses. “You’re looking at him.”
Oh, this was just his luck.
Aziraphale’s lips fell open. “You mean to say that you’re serving as the defense?”
“Obviously,” Crowley said. “Well, Prosecutor Fell. Am I getting too many criminals off for your liking, angel?”
Aziraphale scoffed. “‘Defending innocent humans and lying to Hell,’ you mean. I’ve heard all about your exploits.” -
The Beast Of Rossignol by Maramayfly
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Oct 2025
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(Formatting issues have been fixed <3)
Something is terrorising the quaint French village of Rossignol.
The beast has evidently made its way from Gévaudan, goats are being beheaded and villagers are vanishing in broad daylight. Father Aziraphale is doing his best to soothe the town's hysteria in the face of this mysterious, seemingly supernatural enemy.. One he isn't sure actually even exists.
But then an equally mysterious, red-headed trader arrives, peddling Snake Oil and grand tales of heroics, armed with a crossbow and the promise of a pound of Beastly flesh.
It seems their prayers may well have been answered....
"..And woe betide any sceptical monk who would stand in the way of a damn good story!"
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A part two of ineffable wives. BUT ANGST.
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- Part 5 of GOOD OMENS
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,078
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We all know that Covid is canon in the Good omens universe, and we know that Crowley is rather bored, and that this dude lives in his fucking car. Just some fluff.
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- Part 4 of GOOD OMENS
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 630
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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The last micracle by Fuzzbucketsss
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Oct 2025
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God is retired.
Metatron is plotting something.
Heaven lies. Hell watches.
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slithered here from eden by guavaisbetter
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Oct 2025
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Crowley writes Aziraphale letters. Doesn’t send them (obviously). They haven’t talked since [redacted]. So why does the Angel one day receive a mysterious stack of letters written in red ink in handwriting he wishes he didn’t know this intimately?
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Nobody Said by Sexy_Lil_Emo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Oct 2025
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Nobody said that any of this could happen, falling, hell, love, the apocalypse, but it did.
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Aziraphale had blurted out “I forgive you,” because forgiveness was the closest thing angels had to love.
Or they should, at least.
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Aziraphale returns to Heaven with the goal of making it better. Simple.Add in one disgruntled personal assistant, one blighted Scottish field, 17 cups of coffee, and a whole lot of yelling, and things tend to get complicated.
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So, S2 has left many of us sobbing on the floor, right (please tell me I'm not the only one)? Well, here's me trying to cope with that ending; I fixed it.
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“Aziraphale?” The Metatron had turned around and was now looking at him expectantly. “Are you coming?”
With a sigh of frustration, Aziraphale only slightly moved backwards. “I can’t.”
“Because of the demon Crowley.”
Aziraphale didn’t answer. It hadn’t been a question.
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The door to the bookshop burst open. On its step stood Aziraphale, a wild expression on his face. “Crowley?”
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Aziraphale sighed. “I’ve ruined it all, haven’t I?”
The swan stared back at him silently.
“Normally, you see, whatever happened, however deep I’d fall, I’d never be alone. But now…” He tried to smile while the first tear fell. “I’ve lost my best friend.”Series
- Part 1 of Ineffable Husbands
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After Muriel not returning from their trip, Aziraphale goes looking for them only to find that they accidentally enraged a giant serpent after they took a flower from the garden. Aziraphale decides to trade places with Muriel, after all, they're only there because of him. He's now kept captive in the serpent's house until the flowers grow back, but it doesn't feel like a prison.
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Crowley and the Blustery Day by VavoomSorted
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Oct 2025
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Autumn had come as suddenly as Crowley had lost his flat. One moment you’re warm and content and enjoying life, the next you’re standing outside in a puddle and wondering why it’s so bloody cold and why your feet are wet.
A short autumn- and Winnie-the-Pooh-flavoured story in which Crowley somehow inadvertently moves in with Aziraphale, neither of them notices it, until they do.