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• Happy Up Here by Mauser_Frau

  Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M, F/M, Multi
  • Work in Progress

  03 Oct 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Michael Kaiser/Alexis Ness
  • Alexis Ness/Michael Kaiser
  • Don Lorenzo/Alexis Ness
  • Don Lorenzo & Alexis Ness
  • Bastard München Ensemble/Alexis Ness
  • Michael Kaiser/Alexis Ness/Original Female Character(s)
  • Original Female Characters(s)/Alexis Ness
  • Original Male Character(s)/Michael Kaiser
  • Ray Dark & Michael Kaiser
  • Isagi Yoichi/Michael Kaiser (Deeply One-Sided)
  • Surprise NEL Couple or Five
  • Alexis Ness
  • Michael Kaiser
  • Alexis Ness's Family
  • Bastard München Ensemble (Blue Lock)
  • Noel Noa
  • Ray Dark (Blue Lock)
  • Don Lorenzo (Blue Lock)
  • OCs ad hoc
  • Blue Lock Ensemble NEL Flavor
  • Blue Lock but I bring my own materials to art projects
  • PoV: Alexis Ness
  • Pre-Canon
  • Filling in backstory
  • mostly canon-compliant up to the whole magic thing
  • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
  • Toxic Relationship
  • Whump
  • Angst
  • Squick
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Dead animals
  • child abuse: physical
  • child abuse: sexual
  • technical underage sex because they’re old enough to consent to being imprisoned but not old enough to bone
  • yeah whatever anyway
  • This fic is going places
  • dark places
  • with accidental incest
  • Vomit
  • Piss
  • Blood
  • Alcohol
  • Drugging
  • non-consensual back-alley psychology
  • sports-based violence
  • Domestic Violence
  • Regular Violence
  • weird sex acts conceived of on Discord
  • Michael Kaiser Being Michael Kaiser
  • Michael Kaiser being weird about food
  • Michael Kaiser having mommy issues
  • Biting
  • Bleeding
  • Rough Sex
  • Choking
  • Sweat
  • drool
  • spooge everywhere
  • unsafe unsound BDSM
  • dubcon
  • Group Sex
  • Public Sex
  • I cannot tag every sex scene in this fic within the space allotted but you get the idea
  • dirty teenage boys being dirty teenage boys
  • Ness getting passed around like a football
  • a biblically accurate amount of soccer-based kissing
  • humor to contrast the whump
  • magical realism but the fun hair colors are dye
  • I accidentally Ness’s dark side oopsie doodles
  • I have kind of learned how to play football but the matches still read like fist fights
  • did I mention the fist fights
  • I ran out of Tags

  Summary

  Ness thinks there might be something really wrong with Kaiser.  Can he help him? Or will Kaiser destroy both of them before he has a chance?

  The Ness-centric disaster romance bringing chaos, angst, and smut to your Fridays as long and real life permits. Now with chapter titles in case you get lost just like the author did.

  Update 10/3/2025: I promised you a drunk sex bunker. The drunk sex bunker is now. Also tags are updated. And I ran out of them.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  174,880

  Chapters:

  32/56

  Comments:

  189

  Kudos:

  118

  Bookmarks:

  21

  Hits:

  6,307