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Lesson Learned by AvengersCompound (emilyevanston)
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
11 Aug 2018
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When you get excited your hands flail wildly. Bucky keeps telling you, you’re going to regret it. One day you find out why.
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"Friends-with-Benefits" by tsukumosgf (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
10 May 2019
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That last thing you expected to happen was become friends-with-benefits with notorious fuckboy Jeon Jungkook. Well, when in Rome.
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you never really meant to be a jock in school. the volleyball team had needed people and you were there and it turned out you had a knack for it. you happened upon it one day and you just went with it. similar to how you saw jeon jungkook in your friend's orientation group and thought he was absolutely radiant and just went with it. for two years. you've spent the entire time pining from afar, mostly because you always seem to make a fool of yourself when he's around, but also because jungkook is part of that exclusive crowd, the ones that you'd never be able to penetrate: the weebs.
that is, until your friends get sick of your hopeless pining and decide to do something about it.
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- Part 1 of cb!verse
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glug glug amirite by Nabeerie for ChingKittyCat
Fandoms: Hoshi no Kaabii | Kirby: Right Back at Ya!, Kirby - All Media Types
04 Aug 2019
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You've gone and chained yourself to a tree. Big Oil doesn't like that.
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Black Hat only told you about the intruder inside of the mansion because he had known you long enough to realize three fundamental things.
One, you were oblivious. Two, you had a penchant for throwing yourself at danger. And three, you were a magnet for trouble.
Within the span of a few hours, you prove him to be correct on all three accounts.
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The Yule Ball is approaching and one of the main problems students are facing besides their studies is who they're going to the ball with. You couldn't care less. You believe that you'll be able to enjoy the ball whether you have a partner or not. Draco, on the other hand, has been thinking about asking you to be his partner.
But what's this? Someone else is also planning on asking you out? Will they beat Draco to it or will Draco man up and ask you out first?
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“Did you enjoy that?”
“Enjoy what?” He snaps.
She scoffs with a smile, knowing him quite well. “The kiss?” She swipes a finger under his chin as he had moved a bit too far from her reach. In his want, he follows that gentle coercion. “That was a real kiss. You’ve never kissed anyone, have you?”
“Of course not!” He bellows in her face. “Irkens don’t exchange in this mushy-gushy, disgustingly detrimental folly!”
“Prolly cuz they can’t!” She retorts. She knows how to test his patience.
“Of course they can! They just don’t!”
“Well, you’re just not a very good kisser.”
“What a useless skill to have.”
“That sounds like an excuse,” she teases.
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What happens when you mix a passionate and loyal alien with a nihilistic, misanthropic human that views her own planet as a ticking time-bomb? Chaos. -
Han Solo x Reader - Reckless by sophierequests
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
03 Jun 2020
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Request: Can you do a Han solo x reader where the reader gets injured during a mission? many thanks
A/N: Thanks for sending something in! This is just pure fluff and a very sloppy description of the mission.
Pairing: Han Solo x Reader
Summary: The reader gets injured during a mission and Han is there, after she is back at the base.
Warnings: Mentions of being shot.
Word count: 749
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- Part 5 of Star Wars x Reader
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The one where Logan catches you touching yourself when you’re supposed to be his.
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- Part 6 of Kinktober 2020
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I Wish I Were You by orphan_account
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
11 Dec 2020
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You had always known you would be a hero one day. You fought bad guys and you won. That was what made a hero, right? So why were you the one in handcuffs?
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Hey! This fic has been discontinued so be warned if you're considering starting it! I've decided to cut off this work to allow me to pursue a different plot. I'm leaving this fic up because I may come back to the idea someday, but please check out my other fic called "Good Enough"! Both this fic and the one I've moved over to are slowwwwburn reader x bakugo fics and I'm really excited to use the outline I have! I hope to see you there! -
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An apathetic person and an indifferent businessman meet, spontaneous events happen from that moment.
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A Smartass and an Acutely Vulnerable Scenario by Slatternfemina
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
15 Apr 2022
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It’s been a brutal week and your heart is more than a little broken. After a lot of wine and crying, you thought it couldn’t get worse. Then, you realize you’re late for work. Shit. Now you have to face your manager. (University au)
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Yoongi helps you heal your heart, and you should have realized sooner that everything you wanted was always right in front of you.
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My Femboy Eldritch God Can't Be This Cute And Violent?!!?! by Hideyoshi Faz (FreddyFazbutt)
Fandoms: Original Work
31 Oct 2021
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Based on the isekai troupe from anime, this story i made for Halloween is about the reader accidentally summoning a very cute but extremely dangerous eldritch deity. Unfortunately it was a bad idea for a reason...
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- Part 17 of Quick Reads
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Reader beware, you may end up getting more than what you bargained when exploring in the demon's hell.
And DON'T take anything please.
(Aka, dumbass reader gets trapped in abandoned animation studio and falls inlove with the resident angel.)
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Update Discounted: So sorry y'all, I LOVE this game and new games have come out since but Just not feeling it anymore but ill keep this up, I MIGHT pick it up again but really not too sure, maybe I might make one off pics for Alice bc she still needs and deserves the love <3 -
Slow Hands by wandaspetal
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
07 Jan 2022
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Wanda and you have been teetering between the line of friends or lovers for far too long. It's dreadfully obvious how much you like one another. So why aren't you dating yet?
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an alchemist, a dumbass, and an impostor walk into a bar by Violea
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
17 May 2022
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“[Name]…?” you repeat, voice tinged with disbelief. “When we’re alone, Albedo calls me his sweet baby sunshine pookie-bear!”
His jaw drops. “He what—”
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He gazes at you with such soft amber eyes you’re almost half-inclined to believe it’s the sun playing tricks on you.
How mesmerizing. How familiar. You think you’ve seen this sight before, you just can’t put a finger when.
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- Part 2 of archons ft. reincarnation
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Steve Harrington was in a pickle. He had been babysitting Vecna's child for a couple of months now. This Friday, however, he cannot be 'Steve the Babysitter.' Unfortunately for him, he has no choice. He either comes to his job, or has to find someone capable enough to replace him, least his bones are snapped in half. Thankfully, he is able to find someone, you. Even though you aren't too keen to work for the same guy who has tried to kill you and your friends, you are broke as shit. Besides, babysitting is pretty easy...right?
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Crack fic
This whole story is a joke, don't take it too seriously. -
Hair Troubles by Hawkiest
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Captain America (Movies)
16 Sep 2022
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When Bucky returns home after a mission there is something off about your look.
Bucky just can't put his finger on it.
Trope: The gang being interrogated separately, but no one's story matches
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the witches' brew by orphan_account
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
24 Nov 2020
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“One large iced caramel macchiato with fifteen pumps of vanilla syrup, heavy whipping cream, light ice, and extra caramel drizzle, please,” he says, cheerfully.
You stare at him for a long moment. He stares back at you. Maybe. You don’t know because he’s wearing blindfolds.
“There’s a Starbucks down the street,” you finally say.
You are the co-owner of a small café in a small, eccentric district in Tokyo that is notorious for bizarre murders and supernatural occurrences.
You think you’ve seen it all, but it turns out that nothing comes close to the man wearing a bad Kakashi cosplay who terrorizes you with his increasingly complicated and awful drink orders.
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Bookmarked by Paramnesia_Amity
06 Dec 2020
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An amazing story. Will obviously read over and over again.
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Date night with Bucky goes wrong when both of you are kidnapped by Hyrda.
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Stucky x Reader
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- Part 2 of Finding Soul - The Series