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Phil only hoped his shopping trip wouldn't be so hectic. Like he knows, the universe hates him. Apparently he won't just come home with the groceries and a bullet wound in his leg.
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Or, a Philza AU, where Phil goes shopping. He adopts two children on the way.
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- Part 3 of Febuwhumps 2025
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Avians hybrids were a rare breed, even before the trials. Only two hundred were recorded the year it all started. When the kings of the four nations called for the war, the heavens wept in pain. The fifth- and smallest- kingdom allowed them a safe haven inside. A few years after the decree, the fifth kingdom was forced to forfeit its power. The Avians were devastated. They weren’t safe anywhere. By the end of the trials, Avians were thought to be extinct. Many centuries after the extinction, they were forgotten and disregarded as fairy tales. There was no trace of the beautiful winged creatures that could live for millions of years.
Roughly 2,100 words per chapter, I am proud to say that this story is complete.
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"His hands found their way to what must be its forehead and let his powers spread out. The warmth spread in his hands and through the divine, and it almost hurt the mortal.
Almost."Or: Tommy is a normal boy just trying to get by, get out of the foster system, and hide his healing powers. Maybe healing a young god isn’t the best idea if you want tk be left in peace-
Or or: God SBI (+Tubbo) adopt Tommy
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Wishing on a Dying Star (old version) by Moo_with_Hair, orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Real Person Fiction
20 Nov 2024
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As a villain, Techno accepted the cold fact that he could only trust and love his twin brother and their father. It's all he needed in life and it was simple.
But when Make-A-Wish called, he was forced to visit his apparent number one fan, a sick child named Tommy.
Was Tommy going to destroy the tall castle walls of Techno's heart? Could Techno accept that just maybe somebody else loved him despite his bloody hands and cold throne."But a kingdom that has once been destroyed can never come again into being; nor can the dead ever be brought back to life" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
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- Part 1 of My Starlight
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if he said "help me kill the president"
id say he needs medicine
sick of screaming "let us in"
the wires got the best of him
all that he invested in goes
straight to hell, straight to hell//* sequel to strings.
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- Part 2 of c'est la vie
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Stalking Villains as a Hobby:Raising the Syndicate by WolfsBane54
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
16 Mar 2024
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Phil is the Crow Father. Married to Kristin, who is known as the Lady. They find corruption within the government that they thought they could trust. Testing on children and turning them into soldiers. Kristin is killed, and Phil was only able to save two kids before he defected and turned into the most fierce villain the world had ever seen; The Angel of Death, Leader of the Syndicate. The two boys who he was able to take with him, Techno and WIlbur, growing and mastering their own powers to take the roles of Siren and the Blood God.
Or Phil and his boys take revenge on a system that had failed them all. Rising up to become the know at the Syndicate.
(A prequel fic to Stalking Villains as a Hobby. I don't think you'll need to read that one first, but i do recommend.)
CHARACTERS NOT CC's. I DON'T CONDONE ACTIONS THAT CC's MIGHT HAVE DONE IRL.
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- Part 2 of Stalking Villains as a Hobby
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Tommy Innit Should Get Adopted Or Something by orphan_account for ashroom
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
28 Feb 2024
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Tommy Innit starts going to L'Manburg Community Library every weekday after school and begins to befriend the workers there no matter how much he denies it. Wilbur Soot, one of the workers there, becomes fast friends with the boy and begins to find out everything he didn't want to know about his favorite library patron.
Or; I looked at the overdue book sitting on my floor a month or two ago and thought: huh, I can make that an AU!
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“Theseus, pay attention to your tutors,” his mother scolds. Tommy stays completely still as she walks around him in a menacing way. “You are the king of the Antarctic Empire. Act like it.”
No. He’s twelve years old. He’s king, yes, but he doesn’t act like a king. He acts like a child.
And in her eyes? That’s criminal.
“Yes, Mother, my most sincere of apologies.” Tommy looks into his mother’s toxic brown eyes. Ever since his father died and Tommy was crowned, his mother became crueler and crueler. If Tommy didn’t bow down before her in the mornings. A beating. If Tommy didn’t use correct and ‘proper’ grammar? A beating.
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You've read royal aus with kid king Tommyinnit, but you ain't read nothing like this!Series
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"Fuck you"
"Tommy-"
"No! Seriously Phil, fuck you! Fuck you for thinking that you could just crawl back into my life and that everything would be picture fucking perfect! Fuck you, because when you were out raising two kids, I was living in and out of shitty homes, raising myself! Fuck you"
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Tommy has lived his entire life in an orphanage, going through unspeakable things, in an out of many homes. Until, finally, he turned 18. After leaving the orphanage, getting a stable job, and renting an apartment; Tommy finally felt as if he had control over his life.
However, all of that quickly changes when he bumps into his biological father, Philza, and his two adopted sons.
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A Guide of How To Be Captured by a Batty Father by CowgirlJ
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
14 Oct 2023
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Prompt: Bats
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“Run, Techno!” Wilbur shouts as a small brown bat dives at his head. He hits it into a tree and watches the other vampires rush to its side. Wilbur doesn’t stick around to find out what happens.“Wil!” Techno points at a bush and Wilbur uses his better hearing to listen for the vampires. He heard wing flaps and nodded. They shifted and crawled under the bush. Wilbur managed to pull a few of the bush’s berries off and smush them into Techno’s light pink fur. The berry juice turns the fur a darker shade of pink, going from a light pink to a more maroon shade. He tucks himself under Techno as Techno half-heartedly hisses at him.
They listen as wing flaps and footsteps run past and he hears them talking outside their hole.
“Their scent stops here, it’ll be nearly impossible to find them.” One of the vampires says. Wilbur doesn’t recognize them.
“Well, as long as they don’t come back, I don’t care. I’m not wasting time looking for useless brats who won’t turn into anything good.”
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Wilbur just wanted to find food, not a crazy old man who is lonelySeries
- Part 5 of Spooky Bingo
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Prompt: Scarecrows
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Wilbur huffs as Techno glares at him through the blizzard. “Well, it’s our best shot, moron. Unless you have a better plan.” Wilbur crosses his arms and Techno huffs in annoyance.“Fine then! I hope you know that I’m burning you alive tomorrow for warmth.” Techno’s arms wrap around him and Wilbur growls.
“Not if I do it first.”
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Techno and Wilbur hate each other. No one knows why it started or how, that's just how it is. That is until they suddenly disappear one day after threatening to light the other on fire. No one notices the two suspiciously placed scarecrows in the witch's crops until years later and the results are something that no one, not even Wilbur or Techno, could've expected.Series
- Part 3 of Spooky Bingo
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A Little Bit of Poison Goes A Long Way by Wellthatsironic
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), sbi - Fandom
09 Oct 2023
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“So, Prince Thomas, why did you go along with King Schlatt’s plan to kill me? I doubt you truly care about to getting your own seat on the throne, based off of what Wilbur’s told me, so what exactly has he told you to make you go along with this mess?” He tapped his nails on the table, the sound grating at Tommy’s nerves. “What does he have over your head? Family? Money? Power?”
Tommy inhaled deeply. He was painfully aware as the Blood King took a step closer, his prescence a silent axe looming over the back of his neck. A piece of him couldn’t comprehend that this was the same brother Wilbur had spoken so highly of–the castle book-lover, known to hole himself up in his bedroom for days, the Siren Prince asleep on his shoulder while he read through his studies. The description of the sarcastic pink-haired man shared nothing in common with the stoic soldier that now stood next to him, his hand clenching and unclenching from around the sword handle, as though he were itching to unsheathe it and swing.
He couldn’t imagine that same person killing him for lying.
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or, Tommy is sent to the Antartic Empire to try to kill the High King Philza. It doesn't go as he planned (forced adoption lmao)
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- Part 9 of dark sbi is my coping mechanism for life
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Not all families are by blood by Slime_Carb (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
17 Sep 2023
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"And then they hit me, again and again, but I could only think about Toby, he was sitting in the corner. He was crying and I was crying and it hurt. But I would do it again for Toby."
Phil was once very lonely. He had no motivation to do anything, and the house was very messy. That was before he met Techno, his future son. That kid had been through alot. But Techno trusted Phil. And Phil loved Techno. So before he knew it, Techno had been adopted.
Wilbur was a bit harder. He acted strong and determined, he would fight, but he was just as broken as Techno. So of course Phil also adopted him.
At this point Phil had a full house. But he managed to squeeze 2 more in, the twins, Tommy and Toby. They were the most surprising. They stayed quiet mostly, but they had so much to hide, and were so secretive. Toby was the most troubling. He never talked, as if, he didn't know how to, and Tommy's speech was underdeveloped too. In fact, they didn't look like they were 8. They looked like 5 year olds. But Phil cared about them, and soon they found themselves staying with Phil longer then they were planning too.
This is how the House of Trauma was made.
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Oceans Couldn't Tear Us Apart, They Bring Us Together by CowgirlJ
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Sep 2023
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Wilbur lazily spun in a circle in the pool, occasionally flicking water at Tommy, enraging the boy. One time, Wilbur lightly bit Tommy’s pants and tugged him into the pool, catching Tommy with his flat shell and keeping him mostly afloat. Tommy sputtered as he spit out the water.
“WILBUR YOU–” Wilbur would smirk if he could as he dunked Tommy under the water with a flipper.
Gotcha.
I hate you.
I love you too. Wilbur pulled himself out of the deep part and into the shallower part, before finally lifting himself to land, an easy way to keep his human form dry (as though he needed to worry about that, but it was a nice thought and Wilbur appreciated it) and to get out of the pool.
He helps Tommy out of the pool and with a little bit of combined power, they dry Tommy off before heading inside.
“What sounds good for supper? How’s pizza?” Wilbur asks, throwing his arm over Tommy’s shoulders.
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Phil has a familiar that he's bonding with, leaving Tommy and Wilbur to fend for themselves, all's fine and well in paradise after all.
Too bad they're not in paradiseSeries
- Part 7 of Hybrid Wilbur Week Fics
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Too Excited to Hold Back (Too Protective to Run) by CowgirlJ
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Sep 2023
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“So annoying, my itty bitty–”
“I’m older than you–”
“By only a few hours!”
“And your point?” Wilbur glares playfully at his brother before curling up in the grass underneath him. Footsteps walk toward him and he peers upward at Techno, squinting at the sun that’s just lifting from the horizon. “I spose if you wanted to, we could nap here.”
“You sleep like a log though,” Wilbur groans
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Twinsduo are dog hybrid breeds that have lots of energy but angelduo are a bit more on the lethargic side of cat hybrids, so they just go out at night and use their extra energy. Nothing has gone wrong, so nothing will. Right?Series
- Part 3 of Hybrid Wilbur Week Fics
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Chasing A Dream (Can't Remember What I Want) by CowgirlJ
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Sep 2023
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He yawns as he inspects a berry, looks good to eat, so he plops it in his mouth, laughing at the lecture he knows that Puffy would give him if she saw how he got his berries. The ones he sells, he does wash, but what was the point in washing them if his hybrid side allowed him to eat them raw?
He will admit though, washing them before baking them into a pie did make the pie taste better. There’s the rustling of a bush behind him and Wilbur realizes that he forgot his axe that he’d had since he was ten. “Who goes there?” He asks, standing and turning around to face the bush.
Someone steps out and Wilbur stops. The other kid, a boy with white hair that hangs around his shoulder and broad antlers stretching from the top of his head to the width of his shoulders, looks at Wilbur with brown eyes.
“Who are you?”
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Forest Critter Hybrid SBI fic but I try and add other charactersSeries
- Part 1 of Hybrid Wilbur Week Fics
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My Siblings Are Vigilantes, And My Dad Is A Villain?! What the fuck. (Discontinued) by ditzydaizy
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
05 Jul 2023
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DISCONTINUED.
After each patrol, they go back to their family, like nothing ever happened. But how was Tommy supposed to know The Number One Villain, and three vigilantes live together?!
Tommy somehow connected the dots, that his Father AKA BBH is a villain and his siblings, Sapnap AKA Nick, Clay, and George are vigilantes.
His teammates, no less. Oh and their other Dad, Zak doesn't know.
Obstacles are along the way, but hey, when were there not?
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Tommy is not so clueless as everyone makes him out to be. Now, why does he have to deal with shit he's not prepared for?In which, Tommy is smart and done with their bullshit excuses.
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ꕥ Date Started - 7/31/22
ꕥ Date Completed - discontinuedSeries
- Part 1 of tommy is so done with their shit
- Part 2 of jamie's writings about block men
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soldier on sooner my friend by Caidenwithanacousticguitar
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
27 Jun 2023
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Wilbur Sat. Guitar clutched in hand. He never thought he would be doing this. He may have dreamt of becoming a Famous singer as a kid, but he never thought it would be a reality. Well, he wouldn’t consider himself famous. But People now pay to see him sing his silly little songs and play his acoustic guitar.
Wilbur had always loved music.
For as long as he could remember. From dancing in his room with his brother techno when he was 12, to in his teens when he found great bands like “Los Campesinos!” and “crywank.”
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The Shine in Your Eyes Doesn't Match the Blue I See by CowgirlJ
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
06 May 2023
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Mom and Dad are strange. They don’t shift around me. They say it’s because I have to learn to do it myself, but that’s stupid. Jared told me that mamas and papas are supposed to teach you everything. I shift in a nearby meadow with Dad watching me. He and Mom used to play with me when I was shifted, but now they don’t.
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Philza is a full grown adult.
Technoblade and Wilbur are teen dragons.
Tommy is just a lil dragon.
3/4 SBI find lil hatchling Tommy and go "hmmm adoption time, look at how adoptable-shaped that child is."Series
- Part 3 of Sleepy Dragon Bois Inc
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(At Least it Gave You Something)
“Tommy? I came to visit you again, and this time I brought cake--”
The cake slipped from his hands.
“...Tommy…?”Series