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Sometimes sending letters is just not enough, sometimes you have to show up half-dead at his window to realize you can’t live without him.
Sasuke returns to Konoha after far too long, a lot has changed, but a lot has stayed the exact same.
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Drunk naruto + jealous sasuke = ?
Messy sex.
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The night of Naruto's bachelor's party, Kakashi pretends like his thoughts aren't constantly tugging him back to the upcoming nuptials, when a drunken fist bangs on his door.
"Help me," Naruto pleads.
And when has Kakashi ever been able to say no to him.
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- Part 1 of When
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At opposite sides of the dorm, and after most partygoers are several drinks deep, Sakura is playing matchmaker, dressed as a feathery devil to fit her role. As she’s been plotting for months, she is eager to meddle. Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki are offered the same question: Trick or Treat?
Neither male knew, regardless of their replies, the answer was always planned to be seven minutes in the supply closet at the end of the unisex floor. -
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"You've grown into a beautiful butterfly, Sakura,"
🌸🦋
Sakura knows Sasuke has something to say to her but it seems like he is very nervous.
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Blank Period.
Naruto going through a depressive period. He hasn’t seen or heard from Sasuke in an extended period of time. Cut off again. Sitting alone in his office he spirals thinking about the past, his guilt, his marriage — Sasuke. -
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Or well, more in sake, but that doesn't matter. It also doesn't matter that the hot guy is trying to pick him up, because Naruto won't cheat on his fiancé, nope, uhuh!
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Sasuke is returning to Konoha, and he is not ready.
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Roughly six months post episode 699, Kakashi summons Sasuke back to Konoha, barely expecting him to turn up at all. But he does. Sleep-deprived, traumatised, and deeply in denial, Naruto and Sasuke begin to stumble their way into each other's lives once again.
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Naruto's being a menace at an international peace conference, so Sasuke decides to menace him right back.
☆COMPLETE, One-Shot, Kinktober 2022☆
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- Part 20 of Punky's Kinktober 2022
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Naruto's been at Sakura's drinking.
Sasuke brings him home.
SNStober 2021, day twelve: intoxicated
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- Part 12 of SNStober2021 Prompts
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Just when he was beginning to doze off, a hand crept its way under his shirt, resting heavily on his chest. He immediately snapped his eyes open.
"Naruto?" he inquired. Because what?
Naruto mumbled something unintelligible before sighing and muttering a low "you're warm"-voice muffled by his neck- and placed another kiss there, biting the skin playfully right after.
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Iruka Week 2021/ Day 7: Free Prompt
In a life post-war, there is good news to share
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- Part 8 of Umino Appreciation Fics
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Naruto and Satsuki were ready to advance their relationship, but there was just one little snag. (fem!Sasuke)
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Sasuke returned to the Village after absorbing Orochimaru. After a few weeks of interrogation and house arrest he’s free to roam. Sakura forgives him quickly but Naruto is pissed and grieving Jiraiya’s death, leaving him broken hearted and impulsive. One night at the bar Sasuke is left taking care of a blackout drunk Naruto, and one thing leads to another.
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Sasuke hates parties, but goes to this one because of Naruto.
Naruto can't hold his liquor, and does some stupid things.
Some ass groping at some point.
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Uzumaki Naruto is recently promoted. Jiraiya demands for a celebration in the name of his brilliant godson. Alcohol will always encourage drama in parties; especially one of heartbreak and unresolved pain.
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[1:20] Boo, you whore
[1:22] What?
[1:24] You’ve never seen mean girls???
[1:27] Can’t say that I have
[1:28] That’s it, we’re having a viewing party
[1:30] ...I’m going to bed.
[1:32] BOO YOU WHORE
In which Naruto is annoying and Sasuke is a little bitch.
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Kakashi got his twelve-year-old Genins drunk. Sasuke forgot about his revenge, Sakura was terrifying on a level Kakashi refused to touch, and Naruto...was silent.
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- Part 1 of sssrha's archived works
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Sasuke had thought taking a job at a furniture store would mean a quiet job without idiots to ruin his days. When he sees the drunk blond fast asleep in one of the beds in the showroom he realises just how wrong he was.