18 Works in Constantine (Muppets)
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Y/n isn’t your average teenage girl. You see y/n had lost her father at a young age, and her mother just a week ago. Now sitting in her room she sees a shooting star and wishes for a better life. But what happens when the Disney villains come to our world and end up looking after her? Will they be the answer she’s been looking for? Or will things take a turn for the worst?
This is a story originally on my wattpad account. But I think I’ll share it here aswell, since I know people who prefer this site and I want my fanfics to get out there.
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Weremayhem: Sea of the Spotted Beast by NightmareMP
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types
13 Sep 2025
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This is volume four of the Weremayhem rewrite.
Warning: blood, gore, body horror, fighting ring, ocean/water horror, biology of bodies, fears of snakes, trauma, madness, and mental breakdown.
The ship carrying Dr. Teeth and the hidden band members arrived at a new location, a new fighting ring. The band runs around the new location while trying to not be seen or caught. Unaware that an unexpected help was hiding in the water.
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- Part 4 of Weremayhem series
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Number One by i_dont_know_nor_care_go_away
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV), Muppets Most Wanted (2014)
26 Jun 2025
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The transporters never work right. In an attempt to get their number one back, the crew of the enterprise gets a different 'number one.'
This is going to be a lot less funny if you haven't seen Muppets Most wanted (ngl this might only be funny to me), but all you'd need to know is that Kermit has an evil doppelganger who had a musical number declaring himself as number one, as in the number one most wanted criminal in comparision to another criminal who is played by Ricky gervaise
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Muppets most wanted fanfic| Dominic Badguy x Constantine by missouriskeleton
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Muppets Most Wanted (2014)
06 Apr 2025
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They’re partners in crime, they've been that for years but because of a simple kiss both of
their worlds have been sent through a nonstop tumble ever since.- Language:
- English
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- 697
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
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- Hits:
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Kermit brushed past Pepe. “Out of my way, shrimp,” he muttered.
Pepe’s jaw dropped.
Those were the words.
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This is volume three of Weremayhem rewrite.
!Warning!
Blood, gore, body horror, kidnapping, hunters, over hunting mention, going crazy, animal instincts, angst, parent’s death, trauma.
Dr. Teeth started to get a strange feeling out of the blue. He was unaware that some hunters were after him. The good doctor soon found him in the claws of the hunters and remember the leader of the hunters.
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- Part 3 of Weremayhem series
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That's Not Kermit! by sbuggbot
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Muppets Most Wanted (2014)
19 Nov 2024
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80s Robot's thoughts run deeper than most people realize.
And right now, he thinks that Kermit has been acting very strange, lately...
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Volume one of the rewrites of the original Weremayhem story.
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This have blood, gore, angst, sensitive topics, animal fighting, and kidnapping.The Electric Mayhem are wereanimals and have to hide it from everyone around them. This is a Au that I created.
Zoot and Lips noticed Dr. Teeth acting weird and aggressive to them. The band soon find out the reason when Teeth got kidnapped by Constantine and the Electric Moohem.
The band have to save their band leader from the flames of the ring of the wereanimal market that is run by the company: The Crystal of Life.
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- Part 2 of Weremayhem series
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Dance, Monkey, Dance! by FunConditional
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Muppets Most Wanted (2014)
25 Aug 2023
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Dominic is doing his best - he really is - to keep his partner in crime alive while the irascible frog absolutely refuses to go to the hospital for a life-threatening injury. But things are a little more complicated than that. It seems the Muppets have gotten themselves involved, and with the circumstances being what they are, Constantine's title of World's Most Dangerous Frog may be in jeopardy.
With a partner in distress, a gut full of regrets, and no interest in learning about this whole "friendship" thing, what's one little Dominic Badguy to do?
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The Raging beast against the witty criminal mastermind by seroothinks_05
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Muppets Most Wanted (2014)
20 May 2023
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During Walter's and Fozzie's search through Kermit's cabin, they stumble across the truth of why he had been acting so strange as of lately.
The truth is now all in the open, but only the duo knows it.
They were just on their way to warn the rest up until the felon surrounded the two. Luckily, someone comes to the two's rescue.Or in other words.
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Moves Like Jagger by suluswife for lattecuc
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Muppets Most Wanted (2014)
28 Nov 2022
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Walter had left the Muppets.
"The show must..." Kermit spoke through the haze, "Continue."
They were supposed to put on an act.
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What if Walter was supposed to perform Moves Like Jagger at the Dublin show with Scooter?
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When Kermit joins his nephew, Robin, on a camping trip, he decides to give Constantine another chance at running things, despite what happened, a few years ago. Even though Kermit believes that Constantine has turned over a new leaf, little does he know that things might get a little out of hand.
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The Secret Door Of The Muppet Theater (Muppets/Coraline Au) by Ponyqueen28
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types
08 Sep 2022
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Now Fully Settled In With The Muppets, Walter Wonders What Else Is There To Know About The Famous Muppet Theater Until He Discovers A Little Mysterious Door Deep Backstage In The Dark Depths Of The Theater That Leads Him To A Parallel World That Has An Eerie Yet Different Resemblance Of His Fellow Muppet Friends Back Home. As Walter Continues To Delve Deeper, He Soon Begins To Discover Some Sinister Secrets About It As The ''Other'' Kermit And His ''Friends'' Try To Keep Him There Forever, Now Walter Must Be Wise And Use All His Resources And Bravery To Make It Back Home And Save His True Muppet Friends.
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Muppets Most Wanted : Interrogation Song and Behind The Thoughts by Stanleylorenzo
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Muppets Most Wanted (2014)
17 Jul 2022
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If you watch Muppets : Most Wanted, you'll know the Interrogation Song where Sam Eagle and Jean Pierre Napoleon interrogate the Muppet's members. This is my One-Shot version of what Sam and The Muppet's thought when they did the interrogation while acknowledging that Sam is also the member of the Muppets. (Lyrics of the song was included)
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Tales From The Marvelous World: "Constantine vs Black Widow" by LivingStoneWriter
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Muppets - All Media Types, Muppets Most Wanted (2014), Black Widow (Movie 2020)
26 Dec 2021
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Set one week in-between the events of the 2021 summer blockbuster "Black Widow" and "Avengers: Infinity War" (as well as "Doctor Who and the Marvelous Muppets"), this Tale from the Marvelous World crosses the paths of Constantine - the Number One criminal - and Natasha Romanoff - the famous Avenger! Constantine's latest scheme will bring Natasha back to a mission that she believed to have accomplished. But her work is far from over, as she must work with French Interpol agent, Jean Pierre Napoleon, and the warden of Gulag 38B, Nadya, to salvage whatever's left of her reputation from Black Widow copycats that Constantine has created and stop the notorious frog criminal (and doppelgänger of Kermit the Frog) once and for all.
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A series of stories revolving around Deadly, everybody's favourite dragon and the Phantom and his friendship with the one and only Constantine, and their antics
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constantine the instigator by longneckmfer
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Muppets Most Wanted (2014)
03 May 2021
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after making himself a loose end of sorts in constantine's scheme, poor naive (and self deprecating) scooter gets his hopes dashed and heart broken
luckily, there's nothing a mutual love confession and a noisy cafe can't fix in muppet land.
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look and you will find me (time after time) by longneckmfer
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppets (2011), The Muppets (TV 2015), Muppets Most Wanted (2014)
17 Dec 2020
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O my Luve is like a red, red rose
That’s newly sprung in June;
O my Luve is like the melody
That’s sweetly played in tune.
- 'A Red, Red Rose' by Robert Burnshey all! this is just a little series of blurbs i wrote for certain muppet ships given to me by the muppet twt gc!