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Swedish for Wait, What? by histoires_eternelles, Mystrana, yamyamyam
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
29 Oct 2019
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Clint's just being a good landlord, repairing some completely accidental, not even his fault a little bit, he didn't TELL those robots to... Uh. Repairing some damage to Aimee's apartment, when he's banned from IKEA. Look, it could happen to anyone!
Lots of things happen to Clint that could happen to anyone. They just... don't.
So he does what anyone would do, if they were an elite secret agent in desperate need of stylish yet inexpensive furnishings: he breaks in to IKEA. He finds the shelving he needs. He also finds the Winter Soldier.
Record scratch whaaaaaat
Things... escalate quickly.
Clint can deal with danger. He can survive the gravad lax. He can escape the ball pit. He can dodge Natasha's disturbing Russian metaphors. But falling for the Winter Soldier?
Yeahhhh Clint's in over his head.
TL;DR: Clint finds Bucky living in an IKEA. For reasons. Idiots-to-lovers hijinks ensue.
Alternately: Clint came here to kick ass and assemble IKEA furniture, and he's allll out of Allen wrenches. Seriously, could someone assemble this furniture for him? Will pay in blow-jobs. Assassin experience an asset. Heh, asset. What, too soon?