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I’m (Not) fine by ladyofthelakwws
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
19 Oct 2025
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No. 7: “Tell me that you’re okay, and I’m fine.”
Trapped with the Enemy | Elevator | Pushed Beyond Breaking PointSeries
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- English
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- 1,058
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- 1/1
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- 9
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Reclamation by detectivejigsaw for cherryblog
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
16 Oct 2025
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In which, through yet another tragedy, Luke ends up being raised by Ben Kenobi out in the deserts of Tatooine-until he's almost nine years old, and a scary black droid claiming to be his father shows up to take both of them away.
From another point of view, Darth Vader discovers that his family might not be as completely destroyed as he thought, and decides that he's going to make sure he never loses them again-by physical force if necessary.Based on a fic by cherryblog, who in turn based it on a series by Icarus_is_flying; how's THAT for meta?
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14 - Just like an angel (Unhealthy Relationships - Obsessive Behavior - Identity Porn) by Hilimi
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon)
14 Oct 2025
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Riyo had caught Lord Vader's attention... and she could not explain why.
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- Part 14 of Oktober 2025
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Distraction by ChickenLadyofCoruscant
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
14 Oct 2025
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Months into the clone wars, the Coruscant Guard is piloting a new program to add massiff hounds to their arsenal. Your job is to train the soldiers who will be handling these animals. A job that you had planned to do effectively and without distraction.
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Meet Me in the Afterglow by miryum
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy
14 Oct 2025
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In a universe where the Dark Side triumphed over the Jedi and Anakin Skywalker assumed his position as a Sith Lord and padawan to the Emperor, the laws around what a Sith can and cannot do are flexible. But one still can't go against the will of the Emperor. Anakin is placed into an arranged marriage with you, but what could the possible reason be? Why did his Master think this was necessary?
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Star Wars Ep V: Jedi Assassin by LC_Lane
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
13 Oct 2025
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My retelling of Star Wars Ep 5: the Empire Strikes Back. Sequel to Ep IV: 'Dark Assassin.' AU: Vader hunts Luke while he leads a team with Han, Chewie, and others to destroy the Empire's hidden super weapons. Leia establishes the base on Hoth while the Jedi decide how they will overthrow the Galactic Sith Empire. But when Boba Fett tracks Han to Bespin & Luke's visions guide him to face Darth Vader, will he go as an assassin, or a 'new kind' of Jedi? Featuring OT and Legends characters, plus OC's, including Mara Jade, Ben Kenobi, Mace Windu, the Inquisitors, Yoda, and more.
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- Part 2 of Star Wars Assassin Series
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In a world where the Empire remained in power past the Battle of Endor, Ben Solo grew up in the Rebellion. A new but unknown informant has been spilling secrets to the Rebellion and they've cut a deal - they will give the Rebellion everything they know, if the Rebellion can get them OUT of the Emperor's private compound on Naboo.
"Aha!", The Emperor had cackled in amusement, and Ben could pick up a twisted, sadistic delight despite actively suppressing his own use of the Force. "Use the power you were born to!"
"I hate you", she'd hissed with an abrupt spin that sent the voluminous expanse of her clothing whirling through the air. Ben was utterly taken aback at the nerve of the woman who dared to growl and snap at the Emperor, as was everyone else in the garden. Only, unlike the others, Ben wasn't fearful. He was absolutely riveted, and in that moment, the mission had suddenly shifted priority. He had to know who she was. The answer was remarkably forthcoming, even as she stalked away.
"You shall serve the Crown Princess. I have plans for you", the Emperor had leaned forward, catching Ben's gaze with a twisted grin.
From that moment on, nobody's plans went accordingly." -
【授权翻译】Creche to Command 从圣殿幼徒到战场统帅 by JJJJJamie
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
12 Oct 2025
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在与几位幼徒谈心后，Ahsoka了解到他们对加入克隆人军队担任指挥官的焦虑，于是决定制作一档全息网剧来缓解他们的恐惧。不知怎的，这拯救了银河系。
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在克隆人中流传着这样的说法：战争远不止表面看到的那么简单。
这类聊天总是很短暂。谁也不知道会不会被偷听。银河共和国是一个高度腐败的政府，这已经不是什么秘密了。毕竟，数百万克隆人被迫参加这场战争，大多数议员都愿意睁一只眼闭一只眼，甚至不愿给他们正名。Ahsoka希望以任何可能的方式帮助她的兄弟们，无论多么微不足道。但细微之举终将掀起时空涟漪，连Palpatine预料不到。克隆人的敌人不止分离势力，还有更复杂、更古老、甚至绝地都未曾察觉的黑暗力量。
Ahsoka与兄弟们能否揭露真相，阻止Palpatine掌权？抑或西帝反制全局？唯有时间能见证：战争、政治、间谍、背叛，以及一档爆款全息网剧如何重塑银河未来。 -
A Special Arrangement by gay_vampire
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
09 Oct 2025
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Commander Thorn comes back from Scipio months later with some new cybernetic ‘enhancements’, and Fox gets to learn all about what the Chancellor has planned for his partner
For AI-less Whumptober Day 9: emotional manipulation
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- Part 9 of Whumptober 2025
- Part 3 of Thorn Lives, but at what cost?
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- English
- Words:
- 487
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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When Love Remains by One2Love
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon)
06 Oct 2025
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What if love was stronger than fear? What if, on Mustafar, Obi-Wan chose to kneel instead of fight?
When Obi-Wan refuses to battle his fallen former padawan and instead offers unconditional love, it sets off a chain of events that changes the fate of the galaxy. But Anakin's mind is shattered, caught between Sith whispers and the consequences of what he has done.
Palpatine's influence runs deeper than anyone imagined and the Sith Lord refuses to let his greatest weapon slip away. -
Burned Hands and Burning Eyes by Raointean
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
05 Oct 2025
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"The walk to Chancellor Palpatine’s office seemed to Bail to grow longer with every step. Now that Cad Bane was gone, and he wasn’t held at blasterpoint or surrounded by laser-triggered explosives, the adrenaline of the day was beginning to wear off. He was starting to feel the fact that he had fallen a whole story with no warning and no chance to brace himself. His ribs twinged with every breath, his knees ached, and his head pounded.
Worst of all though, were his hands."
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I noticed in the background of s1e22 that Bail placed his hands DIRECTLY on the edge of the just-melted floor and I didn't see any fics about that. Then I started wondering, "Where was Breha during the whole hostage situation? How much was she told?" I decided to combine both of those into one delightfully angsty story FEAT. Palpatine making everything worse.
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Blood's Thick, But Nothing Like A Payroll by Sokeyy
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
05 Oct 2025
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For as long as Fives can remember, he's had the strangest dreams. He doesn't know much about them, but he does know that he can't possibly tell a soul about them. Luckily, Rex has an idea to help
Written for Whumptober 2025 Day 5 - “My panic’s at the ceiling, but I’m face down on the carpet.” | Quivering | Dream Journal
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- Part 5 of Sokeyy's Whumptober 2025
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Well….I have no valid explanation for this one💀Read at your own risk I guess. Palpatine loves himself some green balls
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- Part 1 of Kinktober 2025 (mostly crack)
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- 95
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the flowers never bloom. by ghostlyvalour
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types
27 Sep 2025
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Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
The Republic is in a desperate period as the forces of Jedi and Clones fight tirelessly against the Diseased. These waves of the undead seem unstoppable, and with each passing day, hope fades as the losses of lives mount. The world is growing increasingly unstable, and there appears to be no end to this brutal conflict. The once-great Republic now finds itself on the brink of collapse as the very foundations of its society are shaken to their core. But even in the face of such overwhelming adversity, some refuse to give up. Brave soldiers and Jedi continue to fight, risking everything to push back the tide of darkness that threatens to engulf them all. Once the Republic collapses, the glimmers of the Rebellion hope to continue the efforts to push back the Empire and restore peace across the planet.
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- Part 1 of hang out in the gallows.
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Something is Wrong with the Coruscant Guard by RANDC117
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
25 Sep 2025
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It was set to stun. He set it to stun. He specifical told the guard with him that they were going after a vod and needed to set their guns to stun.
Sure, the Chancellor had been very specific with his orders. ARC-5555 had attempted to assassinate the Supreme Chancellor and should be terminated on site, but this was a vod.This was Fives, Rex’ika’s vod’ika. Rex loves his vod’ika, Fox couldn’t harm him no matter what the Chancellor would do if he didn’t follow through with the orders he was given. Rex loves his vod’ika and Fox loves his Rex’ika, he would never be able to do anything that would cause him pain.
So why was there a smoking hole in in ARC-5555’s chest?
~Or after Fox is forced to shoot Fives, one of his batchmates starts to realise something is terribly wrong with the Coruscant Guard
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In The Darning by MerlynBane
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
22 Sep 2025
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Captain Rex has been gathering evidence against his Jedi General for a year: casualty numbers, disobeyed orders, falsified reports. When he presents his case before the Jedi Council they are obligated to act, regardless of the fallout to the war effort or to those in Skywalker's orbit. Absent of better options, Obi-Wan assumes command of the 501st in addition to his own unit. He and Rex must lean on their families--and on each other--through what follows.
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Sabotage by RainbowKyberCrystals for ShetheCat
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types
18 Sep 2025
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Their mission protecting the good Senator from Naboo is nearly finished when things go awry, leaving Obi-Wan and Quinlan fighting for survival.
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I Pray My Mind be Good to Me by purple_ant
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Dooku: Jedi Lost - Cavan Scott
17 Sep 2025
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Sifo-Dyas comes to Serenno, counting on the help of an old friend, unaware that Dooku has a new master. The Jedi is captured by the Sith, and the horrors are just beginning.
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Unforeseen by KatGraMay1505
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton
13 Sep 2025
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"Is Anakin...?"
He couldn't bring himself to finish that sentence. He would take this headache and worse everyday compared to the emotional pain Anakin's death would cause him. Deep down he knew, but some part of him needed to hear it spoken, needed to be told. It was a foolish hope that maybe he was wrong.
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(Aka what if Anakin died in the war before he could fall?)
Please pay attention to tags: TW Grief, Death, Torture and possible suicide ideation
I would also like to clarify this is in no way shape or form an Obikin fic -
In wich I burn the canon and give us fluff! by Aayhan_Cinciri
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
11 Sep 2025
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This is fluff.