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When Love Remains by One2Love
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon)
29 Sep 2025
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What if love was stronger than fear? What if, on Mustafar, Obi-Wan chose to kneel instead of fight?
When Obi-Wan refuses to battle his fallen former padawan and instead offers unconditional love, it sets off a chain of events that changes the fate of the galaxy. But Anakin's mind is shattered, caught between Sith whispers and the consequences of what he has done.
Palpatine's influence runs deeper than anyone imagined and the Sith Lord refuses to let his greatest weapon slip away. -
Reclamation by detectivejigsaw for cherryblog
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
28 Sep 2025
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In which, through yet another tragedy, Luke ends up being raised by Ben Kenobi out in the deserts of Tatooine-until he's almost nine years old, and a scary black droid claiming to be his father shows up to take both of them away.
From another point of view, Darth Vader discovers that his family might not be as completely destroyed as he thought, and decides that he's going to make sure he never loses them again-by physical force if necessary.Based on a fic by cherryblog, who in turn based it on a series by Icarus_is_flying; how's THAT for meta?
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[PodFic] Brings A Waterfall Of Change by WarriorDrgnMage for Artemisdesari
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
27 Sep 2025
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Artemisdesari's original summary:
“Komari!” Jango bellows, shooting a verd through the chin.“Little busy, darling,” Komari calls back, dodging a strike from the Sith before grabbing the body of a slain verd and flinging it at Sidious with the Force. “Can it wait?”
“I’m not the future Mand’alor anymore!”
“How lovely for you,” she grumbles. “What do you want me to do about it?"
Ben has been living on Mandalore for six years, he has a family and he is happy. He isn't a Jedi, but he doesn't need to be, so why is the Force screaming at him in anticipation?
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- Part 4 of [PodFic] Waterfall of Change Series
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- English
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- 6
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
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Mortal Pleasures by Dragonetti_X
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
27 Sep 2025
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Obi-Wan Kenobi was once a warrior, a leader, a spiritual man. Now he has been reduced to nothing but a sex slave in the hands of Sidious, the God of the Gods.
His spirit eroded by years of servitude, Kenobi no longer has the fire which once made him so interesting.
So, the Dark Lord decides to rekindle his interest by summoning the more recently made immortal, Vader, to help... change things up.
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This is why we hire a professional, Sheev by Tiercel13
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
27 Sep 2025
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In which bad interior decorating saves the galaxy.
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- Part 2 of Ridiculous Ways To End The Clone Wars
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A Second Cup Of Tea by IAmMOC
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Sep 2025
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“You took Obi-Wan from me.” Anakin frowned, hesitated for the most fleeting moment. Then he pushed his lightsaber through the flesh awaiting it. The severed head thudded as the decapitated body fell to the ground, clean and neat.
There was no blood. The wound had been immediately cauterized by the unforgiving heat of the blade, and the smell of burning flesh made its way into his nose. But Anakin was not bothered. He had achieved his goal; he smiled as euphoria rushed through him. He had killed the man who had taken his arm. He had avenged his Master. The Dark Side sung with approval.
Anakin Skywalker had fallen.
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Darth Sidious's patience has run out. Anakin Skywalker will be his Sith apprentice, and he has constructed a perfect plan to make it so. Making Anakin believe his dear Master, Obi-Wan Kenobi, is dead, should do it. Meanwhile, the Jedi will believe Anakin Skywalker is dead. Now only to keep the precious padawan-master duo away from each other...
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Something is Wrong with the Coruscant Guard by RANDC117
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
25 Sep 2025
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It was set to stun. He set it to stun. He specifical told the guard with him that they were going after a vod and needed to set their guns to stun.
Sure, the Chancellor had been very specific with his orders. ARC-5555 had attempted to assassinate the Supreme Chancellor and should be terminated on site, but this was a vod.This was Fives, Rex’ika’s vod’ika. Rex loves his vod’ika, Fox couldn’t harm him no matter what the Chancellor would do if he didn’t follow through with the orders he was given. Rex loves his vod’ika and Fox loves his Rex’ika, he would never be able to do anything that would cause him pain.
So why was there a smoking hole in in ARC-5555’s chest?
~Or after Fox is forced to shoot Fives, one of his batchmates starts to realise something is terribly wrong with the Coruscant Guard
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A New Way of Lying by Moonfrost614
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
24 Sep 2025
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After being rescued by his younger brother, Savage, Maul rises from the ashes. Not as a bloodthirsty monster but as a once slave turned politician. Much to his former master’s annoyance.
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No Longer You by OuzoAthena11
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
23 Sep 2025
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After the torture they suffered on Kiffu, Quinlan and Obi-Wan have a hard time adjusting to the effects and are not looking forward to facing the rest of the war, but at least they have Fox and Cody when they're apart.
Anakin is focused on doing his best and making sure Ahsoka is okay, grateful to have Rex at his side.
Aayla is jealous and angry, struggling with her emotions more than ever, but at least she has Sidious to talk to.
The rest of the war is going to be harder than it was at the start.
(part of a series)
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- Part 4 of Beneath the Skin of Our Tattoos
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Desert Worm by vadersgirl
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy
24 Sep 2025
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Five years after the rise of the Empire, Darth Vader is sent back to Tatooine as punishment. What he didn’t expect to find there was a son he never knew was alive. Now, caught between the Empire and a child he chose to keep with him, Vader has to decide how far he’s willing to go to lose nothing else.
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A Farmboy's Guide to Sparking a Rebellion (Old version) by TaurusCancer
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Jedi: Fallen Order Series (Video Games)
23 Sep 2025
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Ahsoka Tano takes Luke and a stowaway Sith Lord to Tatooine. The former Jedi and ex-Sith decide to work together to fight Sidious. Also how does one build a rebellion?
Captain Fox needs an unholy amount of caf, especially since he’s the newly appointed head of the Imperial Royal Guard. Good thing red was always his colour.
Cal Kestis has survived the war, he has survived the Purge and now he’s sure he will definitely die on one of his rigger missions on Bracca. What an anti-climax. The new Inquisitors are not helping either.
Anakin Skywalker - no, Darth Vader- has never been good at politics. Too bad he's Second-in-Command of an entire empire. He’s sure boring him with endless meetings has become the Emperor’s favorite new hobby. Also what is that bright presence he keeps sensing?
THIS STORY IS BEING REWRITTEN: CHECK OUT THE NEW VERSION AS PART 2 OF THIS SERIES. THIS FIC WILL BE DELETED SOON IN FAVOR OF THE NEW VERSION
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- Part 1 of A Farmboy’s Guide
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In The Darning by MerlynBane
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
22 Sep 2025
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Captain Rex has been gathering evidence against his Jedi General for a year: casualty numbers, disobeyed orders, falsified reports. When he presents his case before the Jedi Council they are obligated to act, regardless of the fallout to the war effort or to those in Skywalker's orbit. Absent of better options, Obi-Wan assumes command of the 501st in addition to his own unit. He and Rex must lean on their families--and on each other--through what follows.
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DEFENDER by cthesprinkle
Fandoms: Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
22 Sep 2025
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Chandria Tellex, a rising force in the Galactic Senate, is well-known for her fierce conviction, fiery temper, lack of any form of impulse control and her unwavering dedication to galactic peace. Hailing from the warrior planet of Sistires, she walks the delicate line between tradition and diplomacy. Where she's from, people remember swords, even if the galaxy has been shaped by blaster fire.
When an unexpected encounter at a Naboo gala brings her face-to-face with General & Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, whom she had met many years ago during the destruction of the Trade Federation, Chandria finds herself drawn into a world far more dangerous-and far more personal-than just politics. The Clone Wars rage on around Sistires, but one thing is for certain. Sistires will never go back to being only the agricultural hotspot of the Republic if she decides to charge into the War.
Soon, the choice will come. Will she sacrifice everything she's worked so hard for as tensions rise, both politically and personally? Or will she keep her planet's peace and remain a not-so-silent, watchful spector in the inter-galactic affairs between the Republic and the Separatists?
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- Part 1 of Lay Of The Land
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As They Ask me Why (As I Dig Your Grave) by Maelstrom_Breaker
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types
21 Sep 2025
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Officially, the Coruscant Guard were a collection of specially-produced batches of Clones designed and trained for Military Police work, collected together to defend the Military and Political infrastructure of Coruscant. To the Senate, the Jedi, and the Public, they are a constant reminder of how much the war has consumed the daily life of the Republic. To the GAR, they're some warped mirror of their Brothers, enforcing strict regulations and uncaring for their own struggles.
Unofficially, the Coruscant Guard are the willing tools of the Sith, trained since they were decanted or pulled from the ranks of the GAR to be loyal not to the Republic, but to the Dark Lords. To the Guard, everyone else are ignorant fools who don't see what's right in front of their faces.
All of these viewpoints are, in some way, correct. And where there is a shared truth, there is overlap. And where there is overlap, there is potential for change.
(The Coruscant Guard are born, bred, and raised Sith. Now if only everyone else didn't try and bridge the gap.)
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- Part 2 of Dar'Vod (Kad Massassi)
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Inspired by https://www.deviantart.com/remthedeathgoddess/art/Star-wars-Hocus-Pocus-770651235
Dragon Ball Super: Twilight of Gods - https://ao3-rd-8.onrender.com/series/1466320
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- Part 6 of Star Wars (GEORGE LUCAS ET AL.)
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- 236
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- 1/1
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Call my name and save me from the dark by 1am_andstillawake (Katniss_Potter)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
20 Sep 2025
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In 44BBY, a young Dathomirian Zabrak whose presence is strong in the Force is found lost in Coruscant by a Chironian Jedi. Brought to the Jedi Temple to be questioned by the Council on his presence, they discover that the child was trained in the Dark Side of the Force, thus revealing the return of the Sith to the Jedi.
Darth Sidious, called in emergency to the senate, was forced to bring his apprentice Maul with him and ordered him to stay in the ship. However the childish curiosity of Maul brought him to the streets of Coruscant where he lost his path. Palatine did not bother to look for him when he noticed the child was missing. Instead, that child was found and brought to the Jedi Temple where he discovered a whole new reality.
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【授权翻译】Creche to Command 从圣殿幼徒到战场统帅 by JJJJJamie
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
20 Sep 2025
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在与几位幼徒谈心后，Ahsoka了解到他们对加入克隆人军队担任指挥官的焦虑，于是决定制作一档全息网剧来缓解他们的恐惧。不知怎的，这拯救了银河系。
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在克隆人中流传着这样的说法：战争远不止表面看到的那么简单。
这类聊天总是很短暂。谁也不知道会不会被偷听。银河共和国是一个高度腐败的政府，这已经不是什么秘密了。毕竟，数百万克隆人被迫参加这场战争，大多数议员都愿意睁一只眼闭一只眼，甚至不愿给他们正名。Ahsoka希望以任何可能的方式帮助她的兄弟们，无论多么微不足道。但细微之举终将掀起时空涟漪，连Palpatine预料不到。克隆人的敌人不止分离势力，还有更复杂、更古老、甚至绝地都未曾察觉的黑暗力量。
Ahsoka与兄弟们能否揭露真相，阻止Palpatine掌权？抑或西帝反制全局？唯有时间能见证：战争、政治、间谍、背叛，以及一档爆款全息网剧如何重塑银河未来。 -
Sabotage by RainbowKyberCrystals for ShetheCat
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types
18 Sep 2025
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Their mission protecting the good Senator from Naboo is nearly finished when things go awry, leaving Obi-Wan and Quinlan fighting for survival.
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I Pray My Mind be Good to Me by purple_ant
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Dooku: Jedi Lost - Cavan Scott
17 Sep 2025
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Sifo-Dyas comes to Serenno, counting on the help of an old friend, unaware that Dooku has a new master. The Jedi is captured by the Sith, and the horrors are just beginning.
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Я молил свой разум сжалиться надо мной by purple_ant
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Dooku: Jedi Lost - Cavan Scott
17 Sep 2025
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Сайфо-Диас прибывает на Серенно, рассчитывая на помощь старого друга, не подозревая, что у Дуку новый мастер. Джедай оказывается в плену у ситхов, и ужасы только начинаются.