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    High school drama star Edward Teach is ready to give up on acting, until he meets a transfer student doing something new: a musical.

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    Stede and Ed have fought their way back to each other, killed Benjamin Hornigold, and faked their deaths at Okracoke Island. Now they’re setting sail into their new life with the crew of the Revenge.

    But the past doesn’t go away just because they’ve declared their love. The crew is still unhappy about that whole “attempted murder” thing, and neither of the co-captains is very good at relationships.

    When the Revenge finds a cursed necklace, things begin to go wrong. The co-captains must lay the curse to rest, come to terms with the things they’ve done—and maybe, just maybe, work their way towards true intimacy.

    Along the way there’ll be storms, swordfights, handsome rival pirate captains, naval battles, seagull goddesses, and lots of talking it through, as a crew.

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    Ed Teach doesn’t believe in much — but a close encounter on a lonely Nevada highway — and one very intriguing motel owner — might just change his mind.

    A 1993 UFO-chaser AU with crew antics, old school X-Files vibes, and a cat named Klaatu.

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    80
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    Ed Teach doesn’t believe in much — but a close encounter on a lonely Nevada highway — and one very intriguing motel owner — might just change his mind.

    A 1993 UFO-chaser AU with crew antics, old school X-Files vibes, and a cat named Klaatu.

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    English
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    3/3
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    18
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    “But you’ve got talent, don’t you,” Stede purrs, reaching out to run a finger down Jim’s arm. “I bet you’re good with your… hands.”

    It’s the most obvious come-on Jim has experienced in ages. Her eyes drag up and down them, and her fingertips are hot against the bare skin of their forearm, and they should turn her down. They should ignore her, and play the gig, and go home.

    But she’s hot, and fuck, when else are they going to get to fuck a socialite? They and Oluwande are open, and they know they would have her blessing, so –

    Maybe they’re due for a messy hookup.

    “Real good,” they agree. They smirk, just a little. “I’m better with my mouth, though. Singer and whatnot.”


    Jim gets hired to play a gig for Stede Bonnet's reality tv show, and then falls into her bed for a messy hookup (in more than one way).

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    1/1
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    21
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    15
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    2
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    131
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    Lucius Spriggs, rising star celebrity gossip columnist, hates his latest assignment: a charity baking competition in Little-Flagton-Upon-Sea, a tiny port-town that gears the fuck up for Christmas. It’s a fucking punishment is what it is. He checks into the Happy Hatchet Holiday Inn (co-owners Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach), fully expecting to despise the entire sickeningly sweet, tooth-rottingly festive experience until the damn article’s written and he can get back to civilisation. Naturally, he’s shocked to meet his interviewee: grumpy Izzy Hands, owner of the Queen Anne Cafe and creator of the first ever Little-Flagton Gingerbread House Competition.
    Then, just days before the big event, Izzy’s sponsor pulls out, leaving the competition in jeopardy.
    Will Lucius embrace the small town community or return to his glitzy, impersonal celebrity world? Will Izzy slam someone's balls in a nutcracker?
    Can Little-Flagton’s holiday cheer save the day?

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    13,413
    Chapters:
    7/7
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    1
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    54
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    554
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    Stede Bonnet had always dreamed of being a hockey player, but after a rough start to his first professional season, he finds being captain of an entire team is a bit more complex than the listicles had made it out to be. Desperate to bring the Revengers to victory, he calls in a few favors.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    “It’s a…” she hummed, frowning. “Power thing. You get these men that think they know what I’m like. Know who I used to be, what I did for money. It never occurs to them that I learned something incredibly valuable.”

    _

    Zheng blindfolds Oluwande, and rides him in the strategy room.

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    Day 3 College/Uni AU

    Just a cute little Jim/Archie uni AU

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    1/1
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    Izzy Hands is a rock star with a wildly successful career under his belt, and the freedom to do what he wants, creatively and otherwise. Lucius Spriggs is an audio engineer with a solidly growing portfolio and a closet full of dreams that didn't work out quite the way he wanted them to. They can't be more different - and they're both missing something, working around and steadfastly ignoring the matching voids behind their ribs.
    One day, finally, they meet - and neither of their lives will ever be the same.

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    "... Speaking of." Oluwande's cheeks are warm just from the compliments, just from the idea of what he's about to propose. But the attention is making him squirm a little, and one is his partners is right here, and their other partner is here too, and if they're going to be stuck for a while - “I’ve got an idea for how we can… pass the time.”

    “Oh?” Jim’s voice goes a little snarky, because apparently they’re still in frustrated trapped in a closet mode. But Oluwande thinks his idea can help with that. And from the look Ed is already giving him, he knows where this is going, and he's in.

    Smoothing his hands over the silk trousers that are wrapped tight around Jim’s hips, Oluwande dips his head to the side and presses his mouth behind their ear. "There's nobody here but you, me, and Ed. The door is locked, and it’s not opening anytime soon. Since we've got you all hot and bothered..."

    His hand slides down, until he can cup Jim's groin through their fancy silk pants. "How about you let us distract you a little?"


    Oluwande, Jim, and Ed get locked in a closet while at a fancy fundraising gala. What better way to pass the time than fucking each other silly?

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    “Wish I could fix it all,” Jim murmurs, staring at the wall across from them. “Make it better even just for a little while. So we could all feel good, instead of all this fucking bullshit.”

    Fang’s voice trembles a little. “That would be – really nice.”

    They tilt their head to look at her. She’s a mess – kohl smeared all over her face, lower lip trembling to match her voice. There’s still a small splatter of blood high on her bald head. But she’s real, and whole, and here, just as warm and lovely and soft as Oluwande always was.

    When Fang looks back at them, eyes shining with tears, Jim does the only thing they can think of. They lean in, press their mouth against hers.


    Jim, comforting Fang post S2E1, the only way they know how.

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    “Izzy around, then?”

    “What do you want with Mr. Hands?”

    Ed sends Stede a “can you believe this guy?” glance, raising his eyebrow. “We’re old fr—” He snaps his mouth shut and swallows. “Look, we go way back. Just tell him it’s Ed.”

    The man looks the two of them over skeptically, then returns inside. Ed looks around the yard, taking it in. There are flower beds filled with lovely blooms and what looks to be a small vegetable garden off beside the gravestones.

    “It looks so different,” Ed says, strolling down the path.

    “You’ve been here before?” Stede asks.

    Ed nods, looking out at the lake. “Years ago,” he says.

    Stede follows him down to the bench, curiously walking over to look at the inscription on the closer gravestone. In loving memory of Sam Bellamy, beloved son and soulmate. The shape of a spade is etched beneath the word “soulmate.” According to the dates, Sam died nearly thirty years ago, at the young age of twenty six. The dots connect in his mind, and Stede glances back at the cabin.

    “Izzy had a soulmate?”

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    Every criminal, seafaring or not, knew the feeling.
    The itching, almost sizzling feeling beneath their skin that often accompanied complacency.
    It boiled, red-hot under the surface until they couldn’t take it anymore.
    And Izzy was about to break.

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    "Captain, Jim and I were thinking..." [Oluwande started, "w]e can get John to tinker a bit on the LUC105 Bot and say it was the one who accidentally disconnected the gangplank. Faulty wiring and all that."

    "Oh, no, we can't do that to Lucius," Stede said, composure coming easily now that his favorite bot's life was on the line.

    Oluwande sighed.

    Jim looked as if they were contemplating murder.

    "You can't keep giving all the bots human nicknames," they said. "They don't like it."

    "Jim, I don't think that's what we should be focusing on right now," Oluwande told Jim, although he did mumble "Even though it is true," under his breath before turning back to Stede. "The point is, do you want to live?"

    "I think so. Probably. Yes."

    "Okay, because the penalty if you're found guilty of murdering an admiral is death. For a bot? They're going to fix its wiring, reboot it, and return it to our ship. I am sorry to toss LUC105 under the space ship, but you have to agree this is the best possible solution."

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    9/?
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    3
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    332
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    Jim likes taking a more dominant role during sex -- it makes them feel powerful and strong -- but they still feel uncertain sometimes. Under guidance from Izzy and others, they build their confidence.

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    1/1
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    81
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    14
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    520
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    THIS is a holdup!

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    16
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    Izzy is still reeling from his breakup and meets Jim Jimenez in a bar after he performs.

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    Comments:
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    39
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    Stede Bonnet, manager of The Revenge art gallery, recruits new and upcoming artist Edward Teach for his latest exhibition. The pair strike up an unlikely friendship which could lead to something more… that is, if old friends and familiar faces don’t stir up trouble. Will Ed be able to continue pursuing his dream or will the past return to get in his way?

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    English
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    87,464
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    3,749
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    Modern AU of Izzy Hands helping his adult children.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    478

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