15 Works in Zhongli Being a Little Shit (Genshin Impact)
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‘Til Death (or Teucer) Do Us Part by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 May 2025
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"What an astute young man," Zhongli murmured, his voice smooth as polished stone, deep as the tectonic plates shifting beneath Liyue. "You must be Teucer."
"Yep!" Teucer nodded, practically vibrating with excitement. "And you must be my new big brother!"
"No, no, NO—" Childe gasped, his survival instincts kicking in. He lunged forward, scooping Teucer up in one arm and slamming a hand over the boy’s mouth. "He's NOT your big brother, Teucer. Not—not yet—wait, NO, NOT AT ALL—"
In which Teucer mistakes Zhongli for his new brother-in-law. Childe suffers.
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- Part 15 of ZhongChi / ChiLi Oneshots
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In the future, the Tsar of Snezhnaya is named Tartaglia. He is a sinner, guilty of treason, deicide, murder, depravity, complacency, and worse. How fitting it is, that he should meet his end in the place where his descent began. Had he never stepped foot in Liyue, he never would have lost everything that truly mattered. He never would have found it either.
Love... hate... Childe can no longer tell the difference. All he knows is that the god dying in his arms deserved better than what Childe gave him. If he had one wish, here at the end of his miserable existence, he would wish to go back and take a different path. Luckily, there is at least one god willing to listen to the pleas of a wicked man.
But when wishes become reality, do we really have the power to fulfill our foolish promises?
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- Part 1 of This Time Around
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Where Have All The Good Men Gone? by MissGreenKitty (LilGreenAgamede) for lavendermelonmusings
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
01 Jul 2024
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Zhongli wanted to fix him.
Barbatos laughed nervously, getting to his feet and flexing his wings to keep his balance. “Well yeah. I’m here to do your bidding, and this sort of transaction is kind of a one-night deal.” He placed his hands on his hips. “Unless you have some wild supernatural stamina, humans don’t really last too long.”
“Except that the contract between us explicitly states that you will be on this plane and bound to me until copulation has ended.” Zhongli picked up the book, finger running under the line. “If we don’t copulate, then you will simply stay.”
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5 times succubus Venti failed to seduce his summoner Zhongli, and 1 time he didn't.
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We’re Gonna Pretend We Didn’t Hear That by orphan_account for KayleiRose
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Nov 2023
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Odessa embarrasses herself in front of the prettiest goddamn man to grace Teyvat.
It’s so fine.
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- Part 8 of Odessa x Neuvillette
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Nightmarish Infestation by YKoF_CALm
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Friday Night Funkin' (Video Game)
22 Sep 2023
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It was a day like any other in the world of Teyvat, when an otherworldly portal appears beside Zhongli. Out of it steps a drone, who imbues Zhongli with a ridiculously overpowered energy called Nightmare energy (or Nightmare power/powers), gives him a letter and a mysterious artifact, before leaving. Chaos ensues as Zhongli proceeds to go on a quest to achieve his goals of destroying Celestia and the Abyss, which have caused plenty of trouble for Teyvat's denizens for some time now...
This is meant to be a lore-focused approach for the Genshin×FNF Nightmare series that I'm doing on YouTube. If you want some actual visualization, consider checking it out.
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Spoilers for the Dirge of Bilqis quest <33
After exploring and finishing a quest Aether wants to take Xiao to the Oasis that's underground.
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Ok, Hu Tao knows Zhongli is probably an Adepti. Does she know for sure? Nope! She doesn't exactly know how to ask the guy, and she really really doesn't want to scare him off. Sure he's a financial burden, but he brings more in then he manages to spend, so it's fine!
From who she has met, Adepti in general have a horrible sense of Mora. They probably just don't use currency, maybe they trade.
Either way, she's near positive that Zhongli is an Adepti.
or, Hu Tao finally gets confirmation Zhongli is an Adeptus, in a way she could've gone without. She also could've gone without knowing her consultant is Rex Lapis, and that a random bard is Barbatos.
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and it’s wrong, wrong, wrong, but we’ll do it anyway ‘cause we love a bit of trouble by solarhalo
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Nov 2022
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“Disgusting,” Beidou just had to say it, even though she was smiling so hard, “Anyway, I was asked to give these to the both of you. Captain’s orders; a Kamera and a reunion photo of your sorry asses.”
She basically just pushed into their waiting hands the Kamera. . .and a photo.
“You’re the captain, though?” He asked, inspecting the Kamera that was suddenly in his hands.
“Yeah, I am, but a captain also has a captain,” Beidou said, “so suck it. Captain’s captain’s orders.”
Inside the Sanctuary of Surasthana, there are currently four photos taped haphazardly on its walls. Nahida was threatened to not touch them, but she does so anyway, just to tape them back again when she saw them slowly peel away from the wall.
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On the topic of (im)mortality by Crystalcatgamer
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Sep 2022
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"Hey, Traveller!" Venti cackles, waving excitedly at Lumine. Zhongli sits next to him, quietly sipping his tea, looking remarkably content."Mr. Zhongli, Tone-deaf bard! What are you two doing at Wanmin Restaurant?" Paimon peers around Lumine curiously, and Venti smiles mischievously.
"Zhongli here was talking about this young director he works for! About how she's always coming home injured, won't listen to his warnings and how worri-" Venti doesn't get to finish his sentence when Zhongli curls a hand around Venti's now very fragile-looking neck.
"Venti." The former Geo Archon smiles without mirth, golden eyes bearing down on the green bard. "You wouldn't want to get grounded, would you?"
"Haha, I'msorrypleasedon'tburyme-"
Venti visits Liyue. It's...a time!
(Featuring Former Archon shenanigans- wait when did Ei get here, Hu Tao being on Venti’s wavelength, Xiao panicking over the Esteemed Lord Barbatos himself being in Liyue, and much more!)Series
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A heart of stone is a heart nonetheless .
And for the first time, it broke .
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It was a Monday morning when Lord Morax died.
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- Part 1 of Zhongchi soft hours
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when it comes to loving childe, you are utterly and completely hopeless. especially when he plans sunset dock dates.
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Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace by CarinaCanopus
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
29 Mar 2021
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Venti is not the kind of boy who should be rudely barging in on a white-veil occasion. Even if he has made some questionable decisions in the past and his current lifestyle is far from the paragon of propriety, Venti has manners. He knows that even though one should aspire to live a life as free as possible, there are common rules one must abide by so one can live peacefully in society. There are things that you can do, things that you sorta, kinda, shouldn’t do, and there are things you absolutely, under any circumstances, must not do.
Such as murdering people and crashing a wedding.
Yet here he is, clad in suit and tie, a bit too formal for his own liking, sneaking into Mondstadt’s Cathedral and trying so hard to blend in with the guests without drawing attention to himself, all with an intent to stop the wedding from happening.
How did it come to this?
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Accidentally Pavlovian training your bf to associate meteors with fucking has unintended consequences during a meteor shower.
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Childe gets riggedy wrecked in the best way.