Your Cat Is An Asshole
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Captain Catmerica by Rubick for Huntress79
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
23 Aug 2021
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“What’s this?” Steve asked, tilting the little blue heart-shaped tag in his hand so he could read the engraving.
This is how I die, Phil thought, frozen in place. Of embarrassment in front of Iron Man, Black Widow, and Captain America. And Hawkeye’s dog.
“Captain Catmerica,” Steve read out, a puzzled look on his face. His gaze jumped between Phil and the offending cat tag, and Phil didn’t have to look at Tony’s face to know it was filled with glee.
“I knew it,” Tony said, snatching the tag out of Steve’s hand.
“I didn’t name her that,” Phil said, his words weak even to his ears as he sunk down onto the couch.
A cat adopts Phil. She’s smarter than he is.
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Selina just needs Bruce to cat-sit a sweet little kitten for a few days.
And that's how Bruce gets bitten, scratched, and eventually, solves a mystery with a cat.