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    Nach der Eroberung von Redanien kommt Aleksander von Velen nach Kaer Morhen. Er ist nicht sicher, was sein Platz dort ist - oder ob er überhaupt wirklich einen Platz hat - und die Kultur der Festung ist ein großer Schock. Aber er kann nirgendwohin sonst gehen und mit Glück, Freunden und der Hilfe von einer sehr gutaussehenden Katze wird er sich vielleicht einleben können. Hofft er. Er muss nur niemanden beleidigen oder seine beschämende Schwäche offenbaren, richtig?
    Aiden von den Katzen hat keine Ahnung, warum der neue Adelige der Festung so faszinierend ist, aber er wird auf keinen Fall eine Gelegenheit verpassen, es herauszufinden. Wenn Aleksander ihm nur genug vertrauen würde, um seine Lasten zu teilen.
    Und Aren von den Mantikoren und seine vier Mantikätzchen gewöhnen sich langsam an den Gedanken, endlich an einem sicheren Ort zu sein.

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    The Leshy had been the final fucking straw.
    For decades, Eskel had found himself increasingly sick of walking the Path and living the life of monsters and money.
    He had spent most of his life being hated for something he had no choice in: becoming a mutant.
    It was thankless work, people didn’t want to pay even when he’d bested their monster, and everyone was afraid of him.
    But winter came yet again as Eskel made his way up to Kaer Morhen, badly injured by a fucking Leshy, of all things,
    And by the time Eskel was deemed free of the Leshy and able to rest, everyone else in the Keep was wrapped around the fingers of Geralt’s daughter, Ciri.
    So when the pass was clear enough for travel in the spring, Eskel had made up his mind: he was done with doing what was expected of him.
    Eskel wanted to retire.
    In years bygone, Eskel had spent some time in Oxenfurt, sitting in on whatever classes at the University that allowed mutants, and he’d thoroughly enjoyed that pursuit of knowledge, though he could never afford the tuition to attend as a student.
    And that is how Eskel found himself sneaking silently into a lecture on music theory given by “Professor Julian Pankratz”.

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    In the dwarven baths deep in the depths of Mount Carbon, a strategy meeting turns into an excuse for the queen and her advisors to compare battle scars.

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    Geralt is kidnapped, triggering the return of some unfortunate memories, Jaskier comes to the rescue. Don’t expect much plot, I just wanted to write something tender with them and also I love to torture Geralt.

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    The "Red Dead Redemption 2 but make it Witcher but make it gay" AU

    Witchers that adapted to the changing times now find themselves fighting ever-dwindling monsters with silver bullets in pistols, instead of with swords. When human expansion across the Continent changes the land into a harsh and unforgiving frontier, only the toughest may survive.

    The high noon sun beams down on Geralt, and only his wide-brimmed hat keeps the punishing rays from burning his face.
    Summer is brutal on the Frontier, but monsters only hibernate over winter.
    Geralt knows that if he doesn’t return to town quick enough with the proof of his completed bounty for nekkers in a nearby gold mine, that the sheriff is likely to stiff him of his pay. And as much as Geralt is used to sleeping rough, the hopes of a bath and a bed(not to mention a stiff drink and a hot meal at the saloon) tempt him.
    So he rides into town with the roughspun sack of nekker heads at his side before hitching Roach to the post outside the jailhouse. He nudges the door open with the toe of his dusty boot and drops the heads on the sheriff’s desk, levelling an unimpressed look at the portly man with a golden star badge pinned to his shirt.

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    Four years after the Dragon Hunt, Geralt and Jaskier are reunited in a Nilfgaardian torture chamber. Geralt has missed his bard, regretting his actions four years ago. They need to escape, but the greater challenge after will be healing their broken relationship.

    Voleth meir, Yen losing her powers, and Eskel turning into a leshy did not happen in this version!

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    Still in full armor, it probably wasn't comfortable for Jaskier to lean against his chest, but Geralt couldn't seem to let go. He wrapped his arms tight around him, almost too tight, making sure the bard was safe. Something deep and poisonous swirled in his gut, it began the second Letho set his eyes on Jaskier and got worse when he mentioned winter. True, Letho sometimes wintered at Kaer Morhen. He hadn't been by in years, and he somehow heard about Jaskier and decided this winter was a good time for a visit?

    “Alright, then tell me who was that? Witcher, obviously. I've never seen him before.”

    “Letho of Gulet, School of the Viper.” Geralt held Jaskier tighter. “You haven't seen him before because Vipers are fucked up pieces of work, especially Letho. They're very secretive, they don't trust us, so we don't trust them.” He smoothed a hand through Jaskier's hair.

    Podfic of A Man Most Beloved by round_robin.

    Length: ~30 minutes per chapter (total length: 6h17m)

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    After the conquest of Redania, Aleksander of Velen comes to Kaer Morhen. He's not sure what his place is there - or even if he truly has a place - and the culture of the keep comes as a great shock. But he has nowhere else to go, and with luck, friends, and the help of a very handsome Cat, maybe he will be able to make himself at home. He hopes. All he needs to do is not offend anyone or reveal his shameful weakness, right?

    Aiden of the Cats has no idea why the keep's new nobleman is so fascinating, but he's definitely not going to pass up any opportunity to find out. If only Aleksander would trust him enough to share his burdens.

    And Aren of the Manticores and his four Mantikittens are slowly adjusting to the idea of being in a place of safety at last.

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    Moon. Luna. It is your fault. You made me do it. You made me dream about luned.

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    Jaskier watched the white haired woman as she walked away. Hidden in the rocks by the beach, Jaskier made up her mind. She uncorked the vial, and drank the concoction that would turn her tail into human legs.

    ***

    Jaskier is a mermaid who falls in love with Geralt, a human woman. Jaskier becomes human for five days, but there is no hope of her staying human forever. Will they get their happily ever after?

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    “Julek?”, Geralt asks, dread sharpening the pet name down to a knife-edge between his lips even as he leans over his husband and reaches out to touch his back and sweat-soaked shirt.

    Gods, it has only been a couple of months since they’ve been wed, so recent the word ‘husband’ still trips them up in conversation from time to time simply because its edges have not yet been smoothed over by frequent use and its taste still lingers new and unfamiliar on their tongues whenever they say it.

    “My love, talk to me. What do you need?”

    His knees dig down into the soft grass as he rubs one hand between Jaskier’s shoulder blades and cranes his head in an attempt to see his face. This close up, Geralt can make out the laboured rise and fall of his husband’s shoulders, his uneven breath as he holds himself so still, Geralt has the absurd thought that Jaskier might be trying to hide away from his pain, to play dead until it finally went away.

    (Can be read as standalone)

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    Though free of the slave caravan, Roche's poor health leaves Iorveth as his caretaker during his slow recovery. As they grow closer, it becomes less and less likely that they'll ever be free of each other.

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    Geralt’s love life has always been a mess. Bouncing from sorceress to sorceress, he always ends up alone after being used in their schemes and discarded. Jaded from so many failures, he fights only for his daughter, but a mortal injury during the Battle of Kaer Morhen leaves him in the care of yet another sorceress, stuck in a foreign world where modesty has a different meaning. Is this strange place where he’ll find balance in a healthy relationship?

    *romance/adventure story based on book and game lore plus some additions to tie things together & NSFW after chapter 13 (smut guide in the beginning author notes)*
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    Chapters 1-36 are a completed story (mostly romance)
    Chapter 37 - Christmas special chapter
    Chapters 38&39 - MMORPG inspired adventure
    Chapters 40-up until the end - More adventures back on the Witcher Continent (mostly adventures)

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    Geralt doesn't cope well with loss. Yennefer is worried.

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    Geralt is overwhelmed after a contract turns out to be more difficult than he'd been told. Luckily, a certain bard is always there to help Geralt relax.

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    A collection of one-shots involving in some way or another: Ciri, dirty inns, sketchy taverns, valiant Witchers, a tiny dash of danger, and a lot of steamy consensual sex.

    Set after “When Life Gives You Lemons”

     

    Ch 1: Lambert has a bad day, Ciri makes it so much better

    Ch 2: Ciri is in a predicament and Eskel saves the day

    Ch 3: Ciri learns something new about Eskel & Geralt

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    Jaskier lay there for a long time, hating himself. Usually he was the one who snuck out at first light. Or was chased out. This… this felt shit. Geralt had never been one for grand goodbyes. But usually there was a goodbye, a stern nod at least.
    The sun rose as he sulked under the covers. He knew it couldn’t have lasted, of course it wouldn’t. It had been a mistake from the start. Whatever semblance of a home, whatever proximity to companionship he’d had… he had, quite literally, fucked it.
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    Lambert regretted everything about that night. Every single moment he’d had Aiden beside him but been too afraid to close that gap. He’d crossed the point of no return a long, long time before. Maybe back on that day at the market eight years ago. As he held Aiden’s medallion, clutched against his heart where he’d once held his hand, Lambert knew he’d already had everything he had ever needed and that he’d already lost it forever.
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    After being cast aside right at the moment it seemed he might finally get everything he'd wanted, Jaskier is taken by the sadistic survivor of one of their most grueling contracts. Subjected to utter brutality, he comes to know the tortured witcher held captive alongside him.

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    “Why is it whenever I find myself in a pile of shit these days, it's you-“

    Jaskier is all but sure that he doesn’t back away, even though every fibre of his very being tells him to and the ground beneath his feet seems to drop away with every syllable that leaves Geralt’s mouth- and he’s almost certain that he doesn’t wince even though the words dig into him like teeth. Maybe it’s the wind that’s changed or literally anything else, but something shifts in Geralt’s eyes and his voice dies away halfway through his accuse.

    “I’m leaving”, he spits out after a moment of tense silence, hands balled into fists and shoulders still rising and falling too hard with every slow, forced breath, “before I say something I’ll regret. Don’t come after me

    “But-“, Jaskier starts when Geralt pushes past him and towards the woods without a single, backwards glance, “but, you will come back, right?”

    ---

    A different culmination of that mountain scene in season 1. (I.e. NO mountain break-up but open communication & affection)

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    Jaskier has a past, and genetically obtained hanahaki disease and a Witcher in toe. Accidently falling in love with with his new best friend is a tad bit of a problem. Trying to keep that secret is a bit of a problem especially when he starts coughing up blood...and flowers. But Jaskier is a problem solver at heart

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    English
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    1,058
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    1/?
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    23
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    1
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