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    I got an IPad and immediately decided to make myself suffer by attempting digital art. And who better to start with than the Strawberry Pimp himself! Anyways, sleep has become irrelevant to me at this point, must draw.

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    Alastor is playing the long game, but what is the prize at the end?

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    When Adam and Eve learned about the attack on their niece's hotel by an Adam pretender, they couldn't help but be concerned, especially since it put their children in such danger. Contacting Lucifer to ask for a visit to the Hazbin Hotel was easy enough, but convincing the residents that they meant them no arm was going to be difficult.

    When an old foe from long past that brought sin into the world returns, Adam must protect his wife and children once more, but he doesn't plan on letting the serpent live this time.

    He also plans on giving Valentino a lesson he'll never forget.

    This crossover was inspired by A Father's Wrath by Crimson Fucker05, but the plot is of my own design.

    Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, and Record of Ragnarok belong to their respective owners.

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    Velvette and Husk used to be friends. Well, 'friends' might be an overstatment, but company, at the least. Until Velvette stopped showing up one day. Husk managed to forget about it.

    Well, until the past was literally brought to the hotel's frontdoor...

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    Vox is drunk, the city is loud, and Valentino’s face is everywhere. He’s sick of it.
    It’s time to wipe the slate clean.

    This is a fun stand alone of Vox that what living in my brain. I picture it before my main story Sweet Static starts —Vox deciding to finally and completely break up with Valentino.

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    If you got past Alastor's.. well.. everything.. he was actually quite like his mother. He never had kids of his own, obviously, and well, this ragtag group of idiots is probably the closest he'll ever get, so if he finds himself taking on the role of the Hotel's resident parental figure, who's gonna stop him?
    Those idiots are his idiots after all.

    OR:

    5 times Alastor filled the role of 'parent' for the residents of the hotel and 1 time they returned the favour.

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    "𝙉𝙤, 𝙣𝙤. 𝙒𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙠 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙣. 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙮, 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙣 𝙡𝙚𝙛𝙩 𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙪𝙡𝙡 𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙣𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣!"

    You weren't a high ranking exterminator or anything. In fact you just got here! Adam needed someone on the inside to spy on his ex wife's spawn and her little hotel. Surely you could handle a simple task right?

    Various x F!Angel! Reader

    This takes place directly after the events of episode one

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    I write random shite. Stories, thoughts, songs, questions, headcanons and more. More fandoms will be added as they are mentioned.

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    Angel Dust's contract with Val has FINALLY been broken, and now the spider is enjoying his new life as a free spider...right? He doesn't have to put up with Val's shit anymore. No more being told where to go, what to do, how to act. No more long nights at the studio. No more abuse. Angel should be ecstatic that he's no longer on a leash, so...why does he feel so empty?

     

    Join Angel Dust as he navigates through his new life without Val, and the brand new friends he makes along the way.

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    Angel Dust recalls the memories he'd rather forget.

    First kisses and first shots. Little pebbles and a huge amount of drugs. A dream becoming a nightmare. Autographs, signed on command, and his body, used, abused and so foreign, covered in invisible dirt that no matter how much he scrubbed, remained on his fur. Colors. Light and shiny, melting together into sickly sweet tone of pink and overwhelming red.

    How could that lovely, joyful little Tony become something so used-up and dirty? Something pathetic, weak, a burden, a sinner...

    ...a toy.

    ----

    OR: mostly Angel Dust angst

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    The absolute destruction of Valentino for his crimes.
    Just kidding, Alastor got pissed off when Val touched his toy, so he beheaded him, and this just got drastically more deranged as I continued to think on it. Then I decided I wanted Angel vindicated, so this is the story of how Valentino’s body parts were used to make common everyday things.

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    A few short drabbles to help with sudden bursts of creativity while writing my other story. Most of these will be non-canon/semi-canon to my main universe.

    Join us as we experience: multi-shipping, apologies to dear friends, fun moments, lots of angst, redemption, death, and surprise tools that will help us later. Hop in, enjoy the ride, enjoy the chaos!

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    It’s time for Charlie’s families new and old to meet each other at the princess’ 207th birthday party!

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    The Vees see themselves as the big three. Unstoppable and untouchable, existing to be admired and feared as the most powerful overlords of hell. However, a timely visit by the Princess of Hell, accompanied by her strong compatriot in green armor, may make them realize what true fear feels like.

    WARNING: MAJOR CATHARSIS!!!

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    A puff of pink smoke billowed up from behind the chair, and then it slowly turned, revealing the spider sitting in it.

     

    He wore a white pinstripe suit, which accommodated all four of his arms. Underneath the suit was a grey button up shirt, the collar of which was white and pinned up tightly on purpose to show off the fluffy fur sticking out of it. A black tie rested atop this fur, like a black line drawn in the sand of a beach. He wore white khaki pants and black thigh high boots, the heels of which were sharpened to near needlepoint. A white fedora with a black band and cerise pink feather adorned his head, a fabric boat in a sea of white and pink splotches of hair.

     

    He was tall, much taller than Pentious, though his heels somewhat helped in that department. The sclera of his left eye was a light yellow, while the right eye was darkened, like the damaged headlights of an old car. Cerise pink pupils seemed to stare straight through Pentious, with six smaller cerise eyes under the main two eyes, giving off the appearance of freckles. A wide smile was spread across his face, twisted up into a grin, sharp teeth decorated with a gold fang on full display.

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    "I'll be about half an hour, want or need anything before I go?"

    The buck hums as he considers it, finding it interesting that Vox distinguished between both want and need. “I’ll be fine, Voxy. I’ll keep an eye on your assistant and try to calm him down when he inevitably wakes up.” It would surely be a bit fun, to just, chat with the sinner. Perhaps he can get some information out of him...

    Walking back over to Alastor, Vox leans over his chair and tilts the demon's chin up gently with one knuckle. "What if I want something?"

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    Vox thought it would be just another day with Val when he went to the mysterious club, cleaning up another mess and putting out another fire he started. He never expected to find a familiar face, one he thought would end up in Heaven.

    He also never expected to find her completely different from the woman he knew her as, ice coating her gaze, voice, and heart instead of the unending warmth he remembers. Now, she's completely rejecting not just him and all he's built, but the entire system Pride Ring runs on. And what does she mean Val might be drugging him?

    ***

    Or, Vox unexpectedly runs into the wife he left behind when he died sixty years prior. Seems they've both changed since then. Will he be able to prove to her that he's still the man she loved, or will she ice him out of her life forever?

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    6/?
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    The definition of indulgence are as follows:

    indulgence - a catering to someone's mood or whim.

    We have all whims and moods, especially when it comes to characters that we love. I'd say, why don't I get cracking and indulge in my own cravings and allow for everyone else to enjoy these oneshots/drabbles. After all, we're all sinners who love all these characters in this fandom and world that the wonderful Viviepop created.

    I'm ready if you are. ;)

    The list of the ships is in chapter 10 if you want to check them out. The one coming up the pipeline is Velvet x Reader.

    (GIFS ARE SHOWN FOR EACH CHAPTER VISUALLY OF WHICH CHARACTER YOU READ. I do not own the gifs that are created on Tumblr. They belong to their respectful owners. If requested, I will also take them down. That is not a problem).

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    Vox was frustrated. Extremely sexually frustrated.
    Oh, who was he kidding. His feelings for Alastor ran much deeper than
    simply having the hots for him. But after ignoring it for so long and losing
    their friendship it had simply become too much.

     

    And what better idea to fix your fucked up rivalry than by joining the Hazbin Hotel!?

     


    What could go wrong?

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    Vox had had a simple plan: Take advantage of Alastor's absence to make a connection with the Hazbin Hotel. There was only one problem - apparently, Alastor wasn't actually gone. And he also hadn't expected Lucifer himself to get involved.

    But Vox was surprised to learn that he actually had a lot in common with the King of Hell. He found him charming, and they both seemed to enjoy each other's company. Alastor, for reasons he can't quite comprehend, is not pleased with this development. And now Vox has found himself caught between the Radio Demon and the King of Hell. But maybe he's right where he wants to be.

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    163,157
    Chapters:
    27/?
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    1,229
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    1,804
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    235
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