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They Were Connected At The Back Of The Head by KingGunshot
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
20 Sep 2025
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2 years had passed since Uzi had saved Copper-9 from destruction, and despite the shocking changes she's undergone since eating the Solver's core, the insufferable demon living in her tail, and the fact that one of her closest friends refuses to stop brutally maiming people, her life had finally began settling down into some form of normalcy....
...So of course, it was only a matter of time before a squad of drones claiming to represent a newly revived JCJenson showed up on the planet asking to resume mining operations, among them being some familiar faces from the past....
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- Part 1 of Substitute
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Tessa has always been a little weird. She keeps having odd dreams about being a human in a manor. And those murder drones her sister has a crush on seem strangely familiar. The more time she spends with them the more she misses J, whoever that is.
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uzi is your typical introvert—she loves anime, she loves being alone (she swears she does), and she loves playing video games. these things are typical for loners like her, who people love to hate and harass and tease and spit on. so, imagine her surprise when she has a chance encounter with someone the complete opposite of her on the new mmorpg.
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The Only Thing They Saw When They Slept - Murder Drones (Cancelled) by Mat5090t
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
19 Aug 2025
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After defeating The Absolute Solver, they believed it was the beginning of a new era—one where Disassembly Drones and Worker Drones could coexist without fear or the need to hunt one another, living together in harmony.
In the early days, it seemed like they were right. Uzi and N got together, Uzi was reunited with her mother, her father was no longer neglectful, and V appeared to have become a better drone. But they were mistaken. Nightmares plagued them, haunting their sleep.
Uzi struggled to cope with Cyn, constantly on her tail, and the ghost resembling Doll. Her means of ‘escaping’ them became a significant problem.
N tried too hard to make everyone laugh, neglecting his own happiness in the process.
V couldn’t distinguish between her present self and her Worker Drone past, blurring the line between them and leading her down the same troubling paths as Uzi.
J missed Tessa, she started questioning what would Tessa say if she saw her now, and when she discovered she sided with The Solver, and even if she tried to reconnect with the others, she doubted they would accept her back after everything, so that's why she will not even bother anyways, she would rather die than admit that she was wrong. -
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Twelve years ago, Uzi Doorman met Aurelio, Viktoria, and Jade Rossi. Since then, her life's been irrevocably changed. For twelve long years, under the Rossi name she was given the life she deserved—friends, family, clean clothes, shelter, and love. In what seemed like an instant, she was elevated from scrawny street rat to research university student. She learned to live the life of the "daughter" of an activist—money, but not enough to garner suspicion. After all, no drone should have too much—or so the world saw him...
Yet as with all things, freedom isn't free. Like her "sisters," she is now inducted in Seattle's Cosa Nostra, forced to lie to those she holds dear out of fear for their very lives—abiding to the very letter the sacred rule of Omertá imposed upon them by the very activist the public praises—or despises, depending on who you ask. Yet, one night sends her golden fantasy of the Cosa Nostra crashing down, and quite possibly—the lives of everyone she's known.
Everybody gon' respect the shoota'... But the one in front of the gun lives forever...
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Clover High by JustmMiaMakingstuff
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series), South Park, American Dad!
22 Jun 2025
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Sharon gets a divorce with Randy which means that not only does he, Sharon and Shelley have to move out of Tegridy farms, but also move to a new…less…private school…
At Clover High, there's always going to be some thrills, chills and spills everywhere!
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The College Adventures of A Techie Goth. by Lokeefe2023
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
19 Jun 2025
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A 19 year old Goth girl Is sick of being seem as the laughing stock in her town and having to deal with her Dad. So decides to go to College where she will begin her quest in becoming the best technology maker in the world.
The first step - Building a Drone.
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Changing the summary because the one before was to serious.
A silly Murder Drones Human AU where almost everyone is a martial artist.
Fighting and weapons and angst, oh my!
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Grave/Drones by Monolith_sokolov
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series), Grave/Digger (Roblox), Grave/Digger
28 May 2025
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Uzi was beyond tired of this war, she had been fighting for so long that she has already hit her 30s, and the constant death and misery has been slowly clawing away at her mental health, uzi doesnt know anymore how long she will last, until a certain empire drone with a golden heart had stepped into her life
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Also uh dis fanfic is almost completely unplanned and i usually jus make shi up on the spot
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- Part 1 of GRAVE/DRONES
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Finally free from college Uzi returns to her hometown. Things have changed, new opportunities and paths open up! Yet the woods… the woods remained untouched, unwelcoming.
One day, as if she'd been guided by an unknown call, she finds herself deep within the dark forest. Standing before a long forgotten, rotten and decaying mansion. One which houses many secrets along with things that should not be disturbed.
She quickly finds out the mansion was left abandoned for a reason.
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Six-Tw-Uzi by genVicron
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series), Armored Core (Video Games), Armored Core 6 - Fandom
01 Apr 2025
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While scavenging for materials to fix up the biggest potential payday she's ever had, Uzi witnesses a failed entry and, like any good scavenger, gets herself in way over her head. At least the pay might be enough to finally get off this rock.
Handler Walter saw his last chance to save the galaxy slip through his fingers, he's not passing up a second shot.
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This is a human AU where Uzi, N and V are criminals/weapon dealers who come across something they really didn't want to when exploring an banded factory.
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The battle against the Absolute Solver shook the entire world. Rumors about what happened flooded the other outposts. Stories about our heroes spread from drone to drone; word-of-mouth storytelling warping it as it went on.
On the other side of Copper-9, Outpost 76 began hearing stories about the fearsome Murder Drone who stole away a beautiful Worker to be his bride.
Someone probably shouldn’t have told the drone obsessed with larping and knights about it though.
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Murder Drones: The Novelization Book 1: Banishment by AutismGirl4998
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
17 Jan 2025
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This is Book 1 of the Murder Drones novelization based on Glitch Productions hit indie animation, Murder Drones, created by Liam Vickers, but told differently by Cameron Stein, a.k.a AutismGirl4998.
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Uzi Doorman and the Solver of Destiny by MsUzi_Doorman
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare
26 Nov 2024
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Uzi Doorman always knew she was different from everyone else. From how everyone in her class seemed to avoid her, and mock her for how strange she is. Her whole life, she was always into solving mysteries, with all the crave ramblings of her mother’s sketches all over her ceiling. She didn’t know much about her long lost mother Nori. Her father refused to tell her, wanting Uzi to be “normal” instead of chasing some fantasy dream. But Uzi was determined to prove her father wrong. She believed in horror myths and science fiction realities. For as long as she can remember, she had always been drawing these weird triangle like symbols, it was the same symbol from her mother’s sketches. She knew that this triangle symbol she is drawing has to have some connection to her mother. She decides to go on a journey, to learn about this strange symbol, and its connections to finding out about her mother, and possibly herself.
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Uzi is a scene kid and N is, well, N. N, V, J and V are the ‘new kids’ (not really new but they were pulled out a while ago for homeschooling). V and J immediately fit right back where they were before but N? He can’t find ANYONE he recognizes. While walking to school though, he sees Uzi. V and J tell him not to talk to ‘that purple thing’ under ANY circumstances. He listens…….. for now.
So uh… Incase it wasn’t obvious, this is still based off of CO’09 buuut its also a vent fic ig?
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TOTAL DRAMA- Murderdrones? by Juno_moment
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series), Total Drama (Cartoon)
19 Oct 2024
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"Wait, wait, wait, so you are saying that we are FORCED to stay on this crappy island against our will?!?!"
"Yyyep! that's just about it!!"
"Awh, come on Uz! It'll be fun, you've got me, V, and uhh.. who are you again?"
"Я Кукла, привет, привет."
"Yeah, whatever her name is again."
"V don't be rude!"
"What?!? She literally tried to Murder me-"
"Заткнись, я просто хочу уйти как можно скорее."
"Uuuuuugghhh... I HATE IT HEREEEE!!!"
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15 campers, 3 hosts, 1 island on a desolated wasted planet that was once torn apart by sin itself. What can go wrong?Literally everything.
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Extra, EXTRA summary:
Just basically if Chris & Cyn made a deal to watch the lovely murderbots compete against each other against their own will :3
I just made this out of boredom so yeaahhh.- Language:
- English
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- 1/?
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After N's bodyguard is fired for failing to protect the prince from some village ruffians, Queen Tessa hires a new one. Uzi Doorman was at the top of her class, exceeding all expectations and surpassing every record. She'd be perfect for N as a loyal, persistent, and stubborn individual.
Over time, N finds that beneath Uzi's tough exterior was a nerdy and dorky scene kid who loved anime. Uzi discovers that N is more than his status as prince, learning that they aren't so different, after all.
Any blossoming affection between the two would need to be extinguished immediately; they couldn't love even if they wanted to.
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- Part 1 of murder drones
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Uzi Doorman was someone with many titles.
Weird, witch, loser, freak, smartass, failure, you name it. She could honestly care less about all those names because at the end of the day, she’s the superior one (she’s coping). The only thing that does seem to get to her is-
Loner with no soulmate.
But she has learned to not care, as her primary focus is not a soulmate, but destroying the very things that took that hope away from her.
Alas, life doesn't work out the way one wants to, does it?
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Improper Disassembly and the Consequences Thereof by Anonymous
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
09 Sep 2024
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"Uzi took another gander around the broken vehicle, and, bingo. A perfectly preserved plastic straw and cup. She's never been more glad that humans were shit at preserving their planets. She grabbed the cup and hurried to climb out of the car seat and back into the snow. Fog had begun to form on the windows, which was odd, because the car definitely didn't have any heating on.
... Right, she's the heating. She should... probably move a bit faster if she doesn't want to die again.
(Message:)“IMPORTANT: Oil supplies critical. Please shut off Worker Drone® or refill immediately.”
Yeah, yeah, she's getting to it. Shut it."
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After leading N to the entrance of her bunker, Uzi finds herself significantly less fortunate than in canon and is stabbed through the core. Luckily for her, she's got the good ol' Solver to bring her right back to life! Surely this won't have any consequences, riiight? Right?
OR: Uzi's amazing guide to hijacking the Absolute Solver with absolutely no detours or other distractions.