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“Well we started the night celebrating an atrocity,” Tyler says. “I’d say anything after that has to be an improvement.”
“Weird,” Dylan says, looking at Tyler really seriously. Looping an arm around his shoulders. “We’re both so weird.”
“So weird,” Tyler says fondly.
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John is a loser. A loner. A hopeless, broken young man trapped between a rock and a hard place—or perhaps, between trauma and dead-end jobs.
Yearning for relief from his crippling loneliness and broken heart, he comes across a sex doll with the face of an angel and the body of a warrior; a beautiful, steel-hard warmaiden who is as tall as she is gorgeous and as warm as she is strong.
In the muscular arms of this battle-forged beauty, John hopes to find comfort and love. In her bountiful curves, he seeks softness and care, and in her abundant muscles, he seeks the strength and protection he so sorely lacks.
She is the strongest, most beautiful, most impossible woman on the planet… but nothing is as it seems. As the nights roll by and his heart begins to heal, John wonders if there’s more to this astonishing woman than meets the eye, and a series of paranormal phenomena soon reveals a much more sinister nature at the core of this doll’s heart.
As reality around him begins to break and unfold, John will embark on a journey of love, self-discovery, and acceptance that will see him making his first friends, meeting his first love, and escaping the throes of an unquenchable demon dominatrix.
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- Part 1 of Andaluz
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王青在小区门口捡到个小傻子。
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Glub by S4chJt
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
28 Sep 2025
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Saheon recalls his past life…
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Seoyeon thought she had finally built a life steady enough to forget Yooyeon. A daughter, a routine.
Then one late-night call, a promise, one hospital bed, and Yooyeon is back. Sarcasm sharp as ever, but hands trembling, with secrets she still refuses to explain.
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Twice - “paste you to the page of my heart” (by minasaurus (akkordianswift))
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After Andrés puts a dress on, (as a joke, totally) Grayson and Noah start a petty rivalry over who can get to him first, going to extreme lengths just to get this boy to like them. Not that they like him back or anything, they're just leading him on... right?
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- Part 1 of Boys in school
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I Wrote Myself Into Wattpad Hell by ShipItGirlBL
Fandoms: บรรยากาศรัก เดอะซีรีส์ | Love in the Air (TV 2022)
27 Sep 2025
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Just Rain writing a story on Wattpad cause of Sky but it turns out something different
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- Part 2 of PhayuRain Oneshot's
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La scommessa di Killer Frost by MC_Gramma
Fandoms: The Flash (TV 2014), Arrow (TV 2012), Supergirl (TV 2015)
27 Sep 2025
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Nello spirito dei video promozionali nonsense e dubbiamente canon in stile Fight Club (sì, li ho scoperti solo adesso, ok?) ho deciso di dare il mio contributo al fandom. Dove porterà tutto questo? Solo il tempo lo dirà...
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“Kinger, I… I experienced something terrifying today.” Pomni murmurs, and it’s a wonder that Kinger can hear her.
“What happened?” Kinger whispers, and his voice is so gentle, so… fatherly, that it takes every fiber in the woman’s body not to break down in sobs.
“I… I had a seizure.” Pomni’s voice cracks at the honesty of it.CW: Detailed depictions of seizures / When it seems as though Pomni is beginning to adjust to her new life and body in the circus, a distressing new symptom comes into play, forcing the woman to conquer fears and physical torment beyond what she’s experienced before.
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Popcorn Fic: In The Reeds by alittlewhitedove, All_is_Perfect, CamoCross, Imphie, incomple, jaistashu, RosileeJe, SunshineValley
Fandoms: Cinderella Boy - Punko (Webcomic)
27 Sep 2025
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Silver wants a pet frog. It all goes downhill from there.
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Thedas, slightly to the left by Systlin
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, Dragon Age - All Media Types
26 Sep 2025
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I have no excuse for this except terminal Silm brainrot and a desire to see Thedas encounter 7 foot tall elves built like brick walls. Anyway. I'm inflicting the House of Finwe upon Thedas.
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- Part 1 of Noldoenda
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On the surface, Pixandria is a serene oasis, a refuge from the unforgiving desert.
Behind the scenes, Pixl's trying DESPERATELY to keep everything in order, but that doesn't come easy in a kingdom full of his tiny copper children.
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We'll Eat You Up We Love You So by babysfirstfanfic
Fandoms: Don't Let the Forest In - C. G. Drews
26 Sep 2025
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The mud sloshes
it is a wave now
the sea has come to claim its only love sprung from its only hate- Language:
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but just like the battle of troy, there’s nothing subtle here by eleonor_a
Fandoms: 今際の国のアリス | Imawa no Kuni no Alice | Alice in Borderland (TV)
24 Sep 2025
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“Arisu-kun. Now that the game has begun, there’s something we need to establish first and foremost.”
Chishiya’s expression is highly focused when he questions.
“Does my hair look good?”
In which Chishiya and Arisu play the Jack of Hearts game. Fun ensues—for Chishiya, that is. Arisu is not exactly having a great time, his therapist will most certainly hear about this.
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From the Perspective of a Fictive by halloween_town
Fandoms: Slimecicle Cinematic Universe (Web Series)
24 Sep 2025
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Written by a fictive of charlie slimecicle, aimlessly journaling about life as a system and trying to bring words to his nonsensical source.
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the book of sam by fiishes, Schezchus
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game), The Boys (TV 2019), Enrique Iglesias (Musician), Vocaloid, Supernatural (TV 2005), Undertale (Video Game), OFF (Game), Team Fortress 2, Hollow Knight (Video Games), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), X-Men (Movieverse), Yume Nikki | Dream Diary, The Catcher in the Rye - J. D. Salinger, Cars (Pixar Movies), Music RPF, Just Dance (Video Games), The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald, BioShock 1 & 2 (Video Games), プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game), Take That (Band)
23 Sep 2025
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one day, billy butcher and susie deltarune fall through michele morrone's roof. chaos ensues.
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alice in wonderland if the writers were high on sleep deprivation
this shit will not have ANY page breaks sorry guys
update 7/25/23 i added page breaks
would add more tags if can >:(
update 11.25.24
new chapters yall
update 9.22.25
more new chapters and take that and robby william and tyler the creator and kendrick lamr. ALSO this one has silksong spoilers in chapter 73 so please skip that if you dont want spoilers
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Noct experiences his first prophesy at the young age of 8, where he finds out he is the Chosen King. Since then, he has had a handful more. Over the years, the prophesies stop. In their place Noct is left with highly intense dreams, some of which linger, causing the participants of said dreams to manifest physically in real life for a period of time.
Noct knows they aren’t real, the counterparts created by a combination of his subconscious and the crystal’s magic. But they look, sound and feel as real as Noct’s imagination makes them… So, what’s a prince to do when he starts having sex dreams about his long-term crush and shield, that lead to him waking up next to not one, but several Gladios?
Get caught in the act by his closest friends? Sounds exactly like Noct’s kind of luck…
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高考完染成绿毛的第一个晚上，我顺了姨夫的西装皮鞋，耳朵上别着周红线赞助的二手玫瑰在刀哥那排练了半宿《允许部分艺术家先富起来》，并打算拿这首意义不明的歌献给江晏——顺便表个小白。
可第二天寒姨告诉我他被卖到KK园区了。这招陈子奚几年前用过一次，同样的招式对圣斗士是没用的。
但我没有办法，只能当一块望夫石，日日盼父归。我发下宏愿，等到再次见到江晏，在下定会做出一些不为世俗接受，但被色狼列队欢迎的淫邪之事。
张一豪对此评价道：“没屁搁愣嗓子，我看你是想吃子弹了。”
年轻的男大学生不想吃子弹，江叔不告而别的事就被他慢慢放进心里，时不时拿出细细咀嚼，想得胸口又酸又涩，直到一年后江晏打开了他的柜门。我没做出那些变态行径，只偷偷拿他在梦里演绎最中性幻想。我偶尔会反思自己太低俗，又觉得对喜欢的人色情不叫低俗，应该是用情至深。
第一人称
现代pa都市传说灵异侦探
大学生少东家屡屡阻碍开封名探江晏打工，罚他做江叔的跟班（是奖励罢）
少东家认为发生在这个夏天的是东京爱情故事而江晏觉得：东京碍情故事
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SUPREME SILLY SATIRE-VERSE by StarsSillyStories
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025), Les Super Mécanimaux | Animal Mechanicals (Cartoon), Among Us (Video Game), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, ENA - Joel G (Web Series), Peppa Pig (Cartoon), Shrek (Movies), The Owl House (Cartoon), Inanimate Insanity (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Object Fool (Web Series), Cookie Run (Video Game), A Minecraft Movie (2025), Family Guy (Cartoon), It's Time For The (Web Series)
21 Sep 2025
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Hey you! Yeah, you! Do you like Stupidity? Imagine, all the most random things. In one thing. And, it makes no sense. And, it's extremely satire. And... a bunch of other ands. Yipppeeeee!!!
Context isn't real.
Nothing makes any sense.
It's just me, my notes app, and whatever monstrosities My brain makes.Please note, these are all happening in the same universe