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The Difference Between Zero and One by steelydeelydan for ToBurnAllTheEmpires
Fandoms: Homestuck
27 Oct 2025
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When Sollux suddenly regains consciousness in the helming rig of the ship he's been powering for the past three hundred years, everything is a little confusing. How did this happen? Why did it happen? Who's this guy calling himself Hal, and why is he able to talk to Sollux in his thoughts?
It turns out that there's a lot of things to catch up on.
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- 400
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- 1/?
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You are a troll living on Alternia, trying your best to make friends when a group of trolls invite you to play a game called SBURB. You accept the invitation, but was it the correct choice?
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- 960
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Another tomb raid on LOTAK with Dirk becomes much more.
For Kinktober 2025 Day 22: Gunplay.
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NEWGENS: LOOK OUT FOR SPOILERS!! CONTAINS SPOILERS OF THE ENTIRE COMIC!! I hope you're not looking for fanfics while only part way through the comic but if you are DON'T READ THIS ONE!
A collection of oneshots of the humans' and trolls' lives through the meteor, Earth C, and various AU's.
Table of Contents in the first chapter.
There will be a part 2 for some of these.
Feel free to comment with your favorites if you'd like to see more!
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Dave wasn't shocked when Dirk came to him to say he'd fucked up. Fucking up seemed to be the typical Strider skill at this point, especially his brother. But when he'd told him that he'd somehow merged different splinters into himself and that they were fighting for his body, he wasn't so sure if Dirk was telling an awful joke, or if he had genuinely made the biggest of all fucking mistakes.
Quickly, he realised, it wasn't a joke at all.
And oh boy. Dirks were insufferable.
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Jade and John have been through the worst together and both long for their missing family members. When they, along with some friends, stumble upon a stranger they might just have the chance to reunite. But first, they need to find a way to get across the country without dying to the apocalypse.
As Jake would say, "Oh, cripes!"Series
- Part 3 of Homestuck
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Your name is Dirk Strider. Your task is simple:
SURVIVE
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This is a story about a Wikipedia article about a series of YouTube videos about a man getting lost in a wilderness of his own making.
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Dirk wakes up on Hellmurder island with no clue how he got there or why he's there, but all he knows he needs to move and quick.
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You are alone, as you always have been.
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This is, quite possibly, the worst decision you’ve ever made.
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Dirk Strider has sworn off romance after his utter failure of a relationship with Jake English. Even after years on Earth C, the Prince of Heart remains more alone than ever. It's just the way he wants it.
And then, out of nowhere, Karkat won't leave him the fuck alone. By all rights, Dirk should tell him that he's wasting his time.
So why doesn't he want to?
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Roxy is living a nightmare/Dirk needs her to wake up.
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Your name is Jake English. You live alone on an island overrun with monsters, but it’s child’s play to survive for one with an adventurer's spirit like you! With the support of your three online friends and the funds left behind by your dear departed Grandma, you can face anything!
Can’t you?
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The Downward Spiral by dimethocain, murmur54
Fandoms: Homestuck, Vampire: The Masquerade
25 Oct 2025
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formerly "cold hands, warm heart"
When D.A.R.E taught you about all the different drugs you'd be offered and the challenges you'd face from their addictions, they never told you about vampire blood.
Not that it would have stopped you anyway.
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- Part 1 of The Downward Spiral
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It’s been over a decade since that bright green architectural nightmare of a mansion burned down. Last night, the owner was found dead. Beaten, bruised, and stabbed 64 times. The murder follows the pattern of a local serial killer, dubiously dubbed Jack Noir by authorities. The large gaps in four womens’ memories beg to tell another story.
Terezi Pyrope, a pathetic paralegal that thrives on approval, seeing 20/20 only in hindsight. Charged by a nuclear power plant’s worth of self preservation, energizing her every selfish thought. Vriska Serket, a low-functioning know-it-all with problems so hereditary her blood runs hot with fire-scorched irons and cold with hemocyanin. Rose Lalonde, a verbose, self-righteous author that just wants a peaceful engagement with her fiance. Fugue states be damned. Kanaya Maryam, a neurotic problem solver and a devout obsessive-compulsive. A grudge-gripping Greek fury with a bad habit of putting others' needs before hers. Especially if they involve her fiance, Rose.
Their root connection? They all grew up within the Cult of the Green Sun, roaming the maze-like halls of the garish once-green pile of soot and closetbound skeletons.
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Dirk and Aradia cuddling.
Self indulgent selfship garbage.
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- 374
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This is a tale about a dead Karkat, trapped in a dream bubble, who gets to experience what may or may not be the final moments of his mental existence. Alone, save for a man who reminds him a bit too much of his boyfriend, a troll who hates nothing more than himself seeks a way out of what must be a karmic nightmare loop.
And along the way, he learns why good intentions pave roads to infernos.
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Eridan moves to Earth to date his Earth Boyfriend Dirk (Who will remain a boy this is not a trans fic I promise) by LuzEze
Fandoms: Homestuck
24 Oct 2025
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Eridan moves to Earth at the age of Roughly 8.8 sweeps. Probably gonna be more common for trolls to move offworld when they find cooler societies that Alternia doesn't feel inclined to conquer for whatever reason.
This fic features discussion of sociocultural interactions and the cultured themselves, gender (i'm sure you're shocked) and Gnosticism. Lot of political shit in the background too, but you wouldn't be reading an Eridirk fic if you didn't like that. Also, Eridan desperately wants their partner to think they're cool.
Please comment if you notice anything cool! I probably put way too much fucking symbolism in here because I'm chronically homestuck brained and liable to die
typical dirk kinnie, making the fic's bio about herself lmao. Anyways, the Dirk in this fic ain't actually a self insert, they're a someone-else insert! Which was weird, because I kind of had to meld my conception of Dirk together with that person. Never had to write Dirk like that before! Was honestly super fucking fun.
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“I think I’ll go to the audition, just to… Check things out.” So Jake’s made his mind up, then. You can’t help but wonder why he called, maybe he needed to rationalize this and you just made things a thousand times worse. You swallow and breathe in a square to calm down, which never works for you.
“Yeah, uh, okay. Cool. Good luck, man.” Smooth, Strider. Jake won’t suspect a thing, you really are amazing.
Nepo baby Dirk Strider is trying to date the love of his life without getting to wound up in Jake's newfound fame. Dirk's dad adds fuel to the fire.
Updates every other week! (probably)