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NEWGENS: LOOK OUT FOR SPOILERS!! CONTAINS SPOILERS OF THE ENTIRE COMIC!! I hope you're not looking for fanfics while only part way through the comic but if you are DON'T READ THIS ONE!
A collection of oneshots of the humans' and trolls' lives through the meteor, Earth C, and various AU's.
Table of Contents in the first chapter.
There will be a part 2 for some of these.
Feel free to comment with your favorites if you'd like to see more!
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If being horny were a crime, you would’ve been thrown into the slammer eons ago. You’re trapped in the middle of the ocean, chock full of teenage hormones, wired enough to supply a server room, and in a wild, rapturous love that you tell yourself is simply a brief, passing sexual interest.
It is neither brief nor passing.
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Your name is JAKE ENGLISH, and you've received a robot from your best bro, Dirk, as a way to celebrate your THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY. You believe that it's capable of great things, or at least you Hope so.
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Jake gets a gift from Dirk. He can't shake the feeling that it's watching him, though.
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Jake appreciated the gesture, he really did.
But sometimes he missed the privacy he had before Dirk sent him the damn robot.
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And then he startles—turns, peering at Brobot with narrowed, assessing eyes. His teeth catch his bottom lip.
“You ain’t gonna start swinging, are ya?” He chews thoughtfully, mouth full and words muddy. “’Cause usually when you turn up, I get the livin’ daylights knocked outta me, and I can’t say I’m terribly in the mood at present.”
Brobot doesn’t answer.
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if you stick with the program, maybe one day you'll be (more than a machine learning how to please) by three_dice
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Feb 2025
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My name is CDOCRS01, which is short for Cognitive Development and Offensive Capability Robotic Structure, but Jake calls me Brobot. In appearance, I am a sixteen-year-old boy of average height and weight, which means that I am 70 inches tall and weigh 145 pounds. In actuality, I am seven months old.
Winner of the HSFAC's Equius award for best in action and White Queen award for best in plot-driven.
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Brobot was just a robot made to be a strifing buddy. It was never supposed to be more than that. But things don’t always go how you expect. And even more rarely do they go how you want.
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You blink. You've just awoken to the dulcet tones of Fred Durst yelling about the way that it's just one of those days when you don't want to wake up. Raising your very uninjured arm and pressing your hand against your eyes so hard you start seeing stars, you just might have to agree with his assessment. Because it is one of those days where everything is fucked. Everybody does, in fact, suck.
Your name is DIRK STRIDER, and this is the third time you've woken up on this exact morning.
You just might have to start breaking stuff.⁙
In a world slightly off from the one we are used to, the Striders end up stuck in a Groundhog Day-esque time loop.
How do you get out of a labyrinth when all you have is a string that keeps fraying?Series
- Part 1 of went blind last year + extras
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1. June’s Humanity is Defiant
2. Rose’s Humanity is Given Freely
3. Jade’s Humanity is Hunted
4. Dave’s Humanity is Ghostly
5. Jane’s Humanity is Too Too Too Sweet, Now
6. Roxy’s Humanity is Lonely
7. Jake’s Humanity is Opening Locked Doors
8. Dirk's Humanity is Not His Own
9. Joey's Humanity is Trapped Between
10. Jude’s Humanity is Trusting
11. Ms. A. Claire’s Humanity is a Warning
12. Mr. Egbert’s Humanity is Fatherly
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- Part 3 of Homestuck Horror Drabbles
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Brobot and Jake domestic fluff
ATTACK ON HAYDEN!!!!!!!!!!!
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There's a robot hunched over in the crawlspace.
(deleted scene from went blind last year)
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- Part 2 of went blind last year + extras
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The Path Less Travelled. by AzarathDragon, NarcissusStaresBack (AzarathDragon)
Fandoms: Homestuck
22 Aug 2024
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That night you fall asleep in the laundry room on top of a pile of smuppets you had kept captchalogued. It’s uncomfortable as fuck but it reminds you of home.
Post-Game Strider Guardians + Brobot roommates AU is essentially what this is. Based in a world I've already set up in prior fics, and using the knowledge taken from a prior series. I would recommend reading that if more Bro fics interest you. ('Bro is the Brotherrr' series)
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is it harder to sleep when you're holding the machine? by rosemaxxing
Fandoms: Homestuck
07 Jul 2024
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Brobot gets clingy.
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- Part 5 of dirkjake oneshots/ficlets
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After running the numbers, Dirk realizes that he'll barely live a tenth of his lovers' lifespans, if that. Confronted with the fragility of human flesh, he decides to extend his years through machines... Forgetting how easily he splinters, and how messy his partners can be. Hilarity ensues.
Or, In Which Dirk Mindhops To A Robot, Brobot Thinks He Knows Everything, Feferi Is Concerned In General, And Eridan Is A Little Shit. Featuring sexy data.
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Jake and Brobot are Strifing in the woods, when Brobot suddenly gets a little off track.
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Jake finds himself in a situation with 6 Dirks in one room.
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Don’t beat up your best friends robot. [[DISCONTIUED]] by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck
22 Apr 2024
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Jake is sad and beats the shit out of brobot L
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i see your form behind the frosted glass but she says that you're not there by twistedGlossographer
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Mar 2024
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It’s green, green, beautiful green -
It means something.
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Dirk and his bots train Rose.
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- Part 24 of You Can Do Magic (And Other Stuff)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 429
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 57