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After fainting from exhaustion, the Hermitcraft server's Admin, Xisuma, finds himself smothered by his friends' overprotective behavior. Feeling infantilized and furious, he rejects their coddling and escapes into hiding.
The other Hermits, convinced they are acting in his best interest, organize a server-wide manhunt. Despite Xisuma's attempts to reason that he is fine, they ultimately track him down and corner him in a cave, forcing him to surrender and accept their "help," leaving him defeated and powerless against the very community he is sworn to protect.
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Pretty Little Things Wilt Away by Mikewhat006
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
23 Oct 2025
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This is just Xisuma and Keralis being the sillies ever
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- Part 23 of Kinktober 2025
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Xisuma is tired, but he doesn't want to stop. Luckily Hypno, Wels and his sibling are their for him. Even if one of them has to care for a silly little dragon.
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Forget, Forgive, Regret by ListenToTheWalls
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
19 Oct 2025
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Grian wins Third Life and returns to Hermitcraft with one goal in mind- apologize to Scar. Only problem? Scar doesn't remember Third Life.
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The void is random on whether it gives or takes. For one person could gain super hearing and the next would lose all sense of smell, or in extreme cases their entire sense of reality.
The point is the void is unpredictable, and incredibly dangerous when in there for extended periods of time.
Every member of boatem came back different after the void. Grian and pearl had changed hybrid features, scar and mumbo gained cool abilities..
Impulse had vanished.
/or impulse gets turned into a cat after season 8 ending, gets lost, finds a guy called Skizz and fluff and angst ensues :D
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Grian saw his chance to run, to escape, and he took it.
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Grian manages to flee the Watchers and ends up as a stowaway on a space ship.
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Xisuma and co are scared of humans, and there just so happens to be a traumatised one camping out on their ship.
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- Part 4 of MCYT Shop
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By My Side by 404Author_not_found
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Oct 2025
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“We’re having a meeting, G. You didn’t answer my comms, so I came to find you.” The redstoner’s eyes crinkled in amusement and he glanced pointedly at Grian’s wings. “It’d be embarrassing if I got there before you, mate. Besides, at this point I’m so used to flying with you, it’d be strange not to have you by my side.”
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Mumbo reached him inside the cage before eyes erupted from everywhere outside the bars and they all pinned him in a glare and Grian looked at him and his face was eyes too. He changed and looked like the Grian that Mumbo knew, but it was like all the life had been scraped out of him, and his dead eyes looked through Mumbo as if he wasn’t even there.
AKA a harmless experiment on the Rift between worlds goes terribly wrong, and Mumbo and crew have to figure out how to get their favorite avian back from the Watchers, but the End Deities have a few surprises up their sleeves
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It started off simple.
Keralis had told him to take a break. So Xisuma did. Well kind of.
He sat on a happy ghast and worked on a laptop.
He didn’t know that it would go this way.
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- Part 1 of MCYT Title Swap
- Part 5 of Fics for Hermitcraft
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Xisuma has been ignoring his wings.
And now they are in quite the condition.
So now he has to fix them.
Luckily he has some help
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- Part 13 of Hermitcraft Oneshots
- Part 2 of Creative Life
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No player under this name was found by Demon_13
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 Aug 2025
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It always started out as a normal day until someone discovered that someone was missing. Every time that it happened was a mystery, nobody knew when it would happen next or when people would start reappearing. The only thing they could do was wait.
Wait for the first people to come back and then tell them that it happened again.
Aka: What happens whenever a life series is going on, on the servers where people disappear from.
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Uhh Grian is not a macaw avian, Xisuma notices patterns andd yeah. Probably a one shot. Might not. I have finished part of chapter one, so ima publish it before I get writers block haha.
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We're All Dead in Devil Town... (But I Feel a Little Safer When I'm With You.) [[TEMPORARY Hiatus - NOT abandoned]] by RemediosWrites
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Dream SMP
25 Aug 2025
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Fundy and Yogurt are murdered by Dream.
When they open their eyes, realising their lives have been spared, they see a whole new family. One not so toxic as the last.
(AKA: I put my favourite father-son duo into Hermitcraft because they deserve better)
[[Put on a TEMPORARY hiatus. Should be starting back up by 13 - 5 or sometime around then! <3]]
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- Part 1 of Lucky to Be Alive, Happy to Be Free AU
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Just a Tiny Secret Turned Big by GhostKitti, Sugar_honeyglaze for LostInThe_Void
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
23 Aug 2025
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Xisuma harbours a secret. It's not those types of cute secret like those of an embarrassing past or the secret stories of why someone owned something. No, it is something much, much worse. He have not even told Keralis about this particular secret. That's how bad it is. Maybe he shouldn't have kept the secret for so long. Maybe he had no choice.
Or The server is alive and hungry. Xisuma knows this but keeps it a secret. Wels learns this and bad things happen.
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- Part 14 of Hermitcraft Oneshots
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"Finally.." Xisuma mumbles, glaring at the circuit breaker that had caused him all the pain he went through. "Now my friend," He turns to Keralis, "Was there anything you needed?"
Keralis shakes his head "Nope! I was just here to keep you company sweet face!” He says before pausing, "-Well actually I do need something,"
"Hm?" Xisuma gives a questioning look at Keralis, trying to gauge what the man was thinking.
"You need a break silly! I mean you work so hard! When was the last time you got out to the city?"
Or Xisuma is in need of a break after fighting the circuit breaker and Wels is too. So Keralis makes them take a break by making them go out into the city and somehow Xisuma agrees.
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- Part 10 of Hermitcraft Oneshots
- Part 1 of The Strange Case Of A ThunderStorm (COAT)
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Yes, This would be a Hermitcraft group chat, currently at the moment, it would be with Hermits I am at least familiar with to a extent. I'll add more to the chat as I go just cause yes. Wrote this on Wattpad originally haha... I can assure you, nothing will make sense after the first few chapters. Everyone might as well be out of character cause this is a group chat.
Anyways, actual summary that doesn't exist:
Grian and NPG have a little talk about some things, they need their own chaotic chat, separate from the main chat. So they made it, with a few hermits and helsians. Slowly they would add more people. Or not. Oh hey what this about Xisuma Culture worshiping the third watcher?
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Walking Corpse Syndrome by StimmingRose
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
29 Jul 2025
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"They kept bringing us back"
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Post Wild Life Mumbo is struggling to cope after being forced to return as a zombie
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Part of a series but can be read on its ownSeries
- Part 4 of Preybirds
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A lot of the hermits are in danger and there is not much X can do about it. He does not take this well.
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- Part 6 of Only Human AU
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Xisuma sacrifices his own well-being and mental health cuz of a virus in the server. The others find out and try to help.
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If You Woke And I Was Gone, Would It Bend You, Break you? (Overtake Your Heart Like It Did My Own?) by StimmingRose
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
11 Jul 2025
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Three weeks ago, the server awoke to eight players missing. Gone without a trace. All of their bases were empty, not a single sign of them to be found. Players still within the player-tab but could not be located via coords. Not quite afk, but most certainly offline
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Or, the Hermits perspective of the first games, the first time the lifers disappeared with no warning.
Apart of a series but can be read on its own.Series
- Part 1 of Preybirds
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I've Got This Toothache (That Wont Heal But Won't Break) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
09 Jul 2025
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"After years of practice, Xisuma had carefully crafted walls of stone-cold indifference to stay strong when his admin duties made him feel horrible. So even when he was hurting, he’d pretend like everything was fine to go help his hermits.
He didn’t allow himself to break or cry or complain about the unfairness of life, he just went about his day, trying his hardest to shove all his feelings away.
Honestly, it felt like he wore a mask of happiness more than he felt actual happiness, and that leaves a sour taste in his mouth whenever he thought about it."
OR Xisuma tries his best to always help his hermits but when a virus hits Hermitcraft he may have bit off more than he can chew when deciding to fix it all alone.