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  22 Jan 2022

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  • Boromir (son of Denethor II) & Thorin Oakenshield
  • Bilbo Baggins & Pippin Took
  • Gimli (Son of Glóin) & Legolas Greenleaf
  • Pippin and Merry and Kili and Fili
  • Legolas Greenleaf & Tauriel
  • Kíli (Tolkien)/Tauriel (Hobbit Movies)
  • Pippin & Gimli
  • Fíli & Kíli
  • Merry Brandybuck & Pippin Took
  • Samwise Gamgee & Bombur
  • Samwise Gamgee & Ori
  • Boromir (Son of Denethor II) & Faramir (Son of Denethor II)
  • Boromir (Son of Denethor II)
  • Bilbo Baggins
  • Pippin Took
  • Merry Brandybuck
  • Aragorn | Estel
  • Legolas Greenleaf
  • Gimli (Son of Glóin)
  • Sam Gamgee
  • Frodo Baggins
  • Thorin Oakenshield
  • Fíli (Tolkien)
  • Ori (Tolkien)
  • Kíli (Tolkien)
  • Glóin
  • Nori (Tolkien)
  • Bard the Bowman
  • The Bardlings - Character
  • Tauriel (Hobbit Movies)
  • Bofur (Tolkien)
  • Faramir (Son of Denethor II)
  • characters are in order of APPEARENCE not RELEVANCE
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • I meant for this to be sad and serious but my brain just went NOPE
  • Boromir talks about Faramir a lot
  • Thorin convinces Thranduil that he is a blue wizard
  • Gandalf conveniently goes missing
  • as usual
  • I promise that every character tagged gets at least a few scenes to himself
  • Boromir finds out how old everybody else is
  • Thorin takes advice from Pippin and it WORKS
  • Fili and Kili and Merry and Pippin terrorize the elves
  • background Tauriel/Kili - Freeform
  • Tauriel is an awkward nerd
  • Nori goes by the name 'Jaunita'
  • Thorin almost kills Alfrid
  • Meddling Dwarves
  • Legolai (plural)
  • No Beta we die like the sons of Durin
  • or do we??
  • Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
  • Time Travel
  • there are twenty-two people and two braincells between them
  • love triangle what love triangle
  • I've never heard of a love triangle in my life
  • Brad the Broman
  • Bilbo uses the troll-stalling method
  • It's super effective!
  • Fellas if you're looking for consistent writing styles
  • or a story without plot holes
  • this ain't for you

  Summary

  “So, good news: there are no orcs nearby.” Legolas lowered his bow. “Bad news: Sam, I didn’t find any of those berries you were looking for.” Sam nodded acceptance. “And, uh, weird news:” Boromir lifted up a larger tree branch to reveal a fifty-something-year old hobbit who, by all accounts, should’ve just been celebrating his eleventy-first birthday.
  Frodo nearly choked on his spit. “Bilbo!?”

  Or: In which there are men in Mirkwood, elves in Erebor, Gandalf is missing, and Kili is getting along with Pippin like a literal house on fire.
  (it’s a crossover with *all* the characters. Buckle up.)

  Series

  • Part 1 of *narrator voice* the crossover of the century!

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  English

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