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Clarissa's DIY Disaster by templetodestruction
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Detective v The Xmas Tree Bandits - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Sorry About My Nan - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, All Eyes On Nigel - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Midnight Mystery - Shoot From the Hip Sketch, The Lighthouse - Shoot From the Hip Sketch, The Enigma Of The High Visionary - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Cardboard Stegosaurus - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches
19 Sep 2025
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Clarissa Suzanne Jenkins is pregnant. She's been married for a year, this should be one of the happiest moments of her life.
Instead, she is running thousands of miles away, leaving Mark and Amanda to chase her down together, forming an unlikely alliance as they realise they might be following Clarissa for the exact same reason.
So... who is she running from? And who will she run back to?
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- Part 2 of was it always you?
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Mein Gott-Mon Dieu-OMG, Is That An Aubergine? by CilanTRoKoriAnder
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Oh My God Is This A Joke? - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Neighbour's Under The Bed - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
13 Sep 2025
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Why "Mein Gott-Mon Dieu- OMG"?
Because "I am trilingual, I'm sorry"---Tom MayoBased on Andre Beetroot's show from the SFTH podcast:
Xavier was in hot pursuit, Derek was in a state of confusion, and Titch was somehow in a dilemma. -
Seuss From The Hip by 12CrabsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Strange Noises From The Hole In The Wall - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Enigma Of The High Visionary - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, I Don't Want To Visit Grandma - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
01 Sep 2025
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Various ramblings in a Dr Seuss rhyme style because I’m having a good bit of fun with it.
Currently consists of:
-The entirety of strange noises from the hole in the wall.
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losing dogs by perksofbeingpoet
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch, We Buried The Wrong Guy - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
28 Aug 2025
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a collection of drabbles because these characters are driving me insane.
overview:
- mark and his parents
- johnny on his way to jimmy's house
- peter getting the digger from david
- the newest prom time warp -
Questionable Choices by IronWoman359
Fandoms: The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom
22 Aug 2025
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Jemima knew what she should want. And it was easy to look at the future and see the path her mother saw: uni just in case, then marriage, then kids. She’d have a husband with a good job and a house with a garden and make biscuits for the school bake sale and take a holiday by the sea once a year.
She could see herself slotting into that life so easily that there were days she could even convince herself that it was what she wanted.
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A River In Egypt by morhido
Fandoms: The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches
29 Jul 2025
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Then suddenly, it all clicked.
"Oh!" Peter said, his hands falling to the table with a loud clatter. Dad opened his mouth to reprimand him, but before he could, Peter cut in, "Dad, are you gay?"
The ensuing silence was beyond deafening. Peter might have been convinced it lasted forever, if it weren't for the clock in the corner letting him know otherwise. Dad and Hank exchanged looks of varying degrees of confusion, passing through entire conversations with just their eyebrows, looking between each other Peter and gaping like goldfish as they tried to formulate some sort of answer.
"N—" Dad started. He looked over to Hank with wide eyes, who in turn just shrugged with a confused frown on his face. "Uh... no?"
He sounded like the world's worst liar.
Peter narrowed his eyes.
"Oh. Alright," he said, silently adding, If you say so.
OR: five times Peter knew something was going on between his dad and his new roommate, and one time everyone else knew it, too.
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Alexa's Byirthday Bash!!! by PinkPancakeQueen
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, Shoot from the Hip - All Media Types, Ballet on the Battlefield - Shoot From the Hip Sketch, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Neighbour's Under The Bed - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch, Toby's Secret Pocket - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Moist and Magical - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Priscilla's Final Petal - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
10 Jul 2025
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Come celebrate, Alexa is 8!!!
July 16, at 1 pm @ Mr. Wilson’s Pizza Restaurant
RSVP to Derek and Titch Gangles-GallagherAlexa is so excited to be celebrating her birthday with her new friends and family!
Titch hopes none of the presents are anything to worry about.
Amanda has no idea what she got herself into.
Clarissa is so excited to be helping all these kids.
Jimmy just wants to be able to help Jasper with his magic tricks. Now how to do that disappearing trick with the door…
In Mr. Wilson’s Pizzeria Party Shack, friends and family gather to celebrate Alexa’s 8th birthday the only way they can: chaotically with love!
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The Milkman (Translated To Script) by EchoLynn13
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
27 Jun 2025
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- Part 3 of SFTH Screenplays
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Maybe It'll All Be Fine by nickythehickey
Fandoms: The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, Shoot From The Hip - Universe
16 Jun 2025
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Janet Steven is a careful woman– except for the one time she wasn't. And boy, would that one time come back to bite her.
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title from “The Negative” from Waitress -
May the Odds be EVER in Your Favor by IronWoman359
Fandoms: The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Neighbour's Under The Bed - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Leftenmost Window - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Cardboard Stegosaurus - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Strange Noises From The Hole In The Wall - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Ballet on the Battlefield - Shoot From the Hip Sketch, Caesar and Juliet - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Moist and Magical - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Phantom of Hornchurch - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Marigolds Bluebells and Hugh - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, And So It Begun - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Toby's Secret Pocket - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Priscilla's Final Petal - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Evil Make-A-Wish Kid - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Midnight Mystery - Shoot From the Hip Sketch, The Grape Depression - Shoot From the Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, The Creak In The Attic - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
12 Jun 2025
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The sun rises on the first day of the Shoot From the Hip Universe Hunger Games...which of our 24 tributes will rise victorious above the rest? What alliances will form, and what trust will be betrayed? Follow along to find out!
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AKA, I put 24 of the SFTH kids into a Hunger Games simulator, and I've written out a novelization of the results! -
Birthday party by JewelOfForest
Fandoms: The Neighbour's Under The Bed - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Improvised Plays, Shoot From The Hip Sketches
31 May 2025
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Janae has birthday party with Johnny and Peter.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 451
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 26
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Hornchurch High by luc1ferrs_w0lves
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, The Phantom of Hornchurch - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Moist and Magical - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
31 May 2025
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Julian is struggling with his first year at Hornchurch High. Luckily, he has his small but loyal friend group!
Peter Steven is starting halfway through the year at Hornchurch High, and he meets Julian.
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Spoiled by Marvel_and_archives (MayTheVeryGay)
Fandoms: The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
08 May 2025
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Jemima let David into their home. Into their bedroom. Across floorboards that weren’t his to touch.
What follows is precise. Inevitable. Two minutes of violence stretched thin over years of quiet betrayal.
The milk stays cold. Sealed. Unspoiled.
Everything else rots.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 797
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 62
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After finding out about his mother's affair, Peter has to consider what's next. But when life has been a series of closed doors, how do you navigate a world you don't recognise?
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- Part 1 of The Milkyway Never Spoils
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Mein Gott-Mon Dieu-OMG, Is That An Aubergine? 天呐，那是个茄子吗？ by CilanTRoKoriAnder
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Oh My God Is This A Joke? - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Neighbour's Under The Bed - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
02 May 2025
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背景来自SFTH 播客的“Beetroot's Late Night Show"环节。
Xavier紧追不舍，Derek心乱如麻，而Titch不知为何左右为难。 -
Knighting gale by Zarixa
Fandoms: Shoot from the hip Universe - Fandom, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Priscilla's Final Petal - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
16 Apr 2025
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Priscilla and Peter adventure in the overgrowth of Priscilla's garden After reuniting.
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pretty fuckin' far from nice by manzanaduck
Fandoms: The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom
10 Apr 2025
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"she’s not nice, she’s pretty fuckin’ far from nice,
she’s looking at you funny, rarely looking at you twice"
- bigger boys and stolen sweethearts, arctic monkeys---
How David and Jemima met, set a decade or so before the events of The Milkman, a few years after Jemima married her husband
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He swallowed thickly. How can it be cold and stuffy at the same time? He sighed, only now just realising how loud he was breathing, only now realising how rapidly his chest was rising and falling. He sniffed and swallowed again, closing his eyes once more.
At least his old room had windows.
He remembered seeing his garden, and the hole he dug, and the bird table and bird bath; and how all the different birds could visit and eat what they wanted and drink as much as they wanted.
Sparrows, Blue Tits- he giggled to himself silently-, Blackbirds, in the summer there were House Martins, Swifts, Swallows, Chaffinches, Greenfinches, Robins, Crows, Magpies and Jackdaws; He listed them all in his head; Once there was even a Sparrow Hawk. It swooped down from nowhere, causing a huge ruckus of squawking and chirping. He would watch them all year round; they would come and visit, and he adored it.But as quickly as they arrived they would soon fly off again, back to their nests, their homes, at least they could fly away and be free.
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Movie Night with the Sweethearts by Sweet_Swan
Fandoms: Bitter Sweethearts - Shoot from the Hip D&D Sketches, Ballet on the Battlefield - Shoot From the Hip Sketch, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Grape Depression - Shoot From the Hip Sketch, Caesar and Juliet - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
29 Mar 2025
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This is my first Fanfiction and I have written it in one sitting and no one else but me has read it but it will be what it will be.
I love the Bitter Sweethearts but I have only really found stories that talk about the bad things they have been through and of course I love that but I want to read fluff! So I have planned 4 stories in a modern setting, I thought it would be easier to write fluff about them by having them in that setting rather than their normal one. 3 One-Shots and 1 three chapter story all based in the same Modern AU and all within 1 week of the Sweethearts' lives.
In this One-Shot we see the sweethearts spend their Friday night watching a movie and finding comfort in each others' presence.
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- Part 1 of Sweet Times with the Sweethearts
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A Reason to leave by Scary_duckling
Fandoms: The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, British Comedy RPF
23 Feb 2025
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Jim knew. He had suspected for a while. But starring at Peter's picture together with Hank had made him certain he wasn't his. He should feel distraught. He didn't.