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Better with three by LAH2025

Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
28 Sep 2025
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Greg Davies/Alex Horne
- Greg Davies/Original Female Character(s)
- Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)/Original Character(s)
- Alex Horne/Greg Davies/Original Female Character
- Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
- Greg Davies
- Original Female Character(s)
- Tim Key
- Mark Watson
- Mark Brown (The Horne Section)
- Joe Auckland
- Ed Sheldrake
- Will Collier
- Ben Reynolds (British Comedy RPF)
- Original Characters
- Soul Bond
- Soulmates
- Alternate Universe - Soulmates
- Soulmate-Identifying Marks
- Alternate Universe
- Romance
- Eventual Romance
- Love
- Falling In Love
- Fate
- Triad - Freeform
- Boys In Love
- Boys Kissing
- Smut
- Eventual Smut
- Fluff and Angst
- Domestic Fluff
- Romantic Fluff
- Sex Talk
- Anal Sex
- Oral Sex
- Vaginal Sex
- Semi-Public Sex
- Anal Fingering
- Breasts
- Nipple Play
- Nipple Licking
- Vaginal Fingering
- Finger Sucking
- Touchy-Feely
- Touch Aversion
- Consent
- Alternate Universe - No Girlfriends/No Wives
Summary

In a world where everyone is searching for their soulmate; Alex, Greg and Lily become a force of all that is good in the world of love - but not without their trials and tribulations of three different people trying to navigate this crazy thing called life.

Language:

English

Words:

38,581

Chapters:

8/20

Comments:

12

Kudos:

11

Hits:

706
Transformative Taskmaster Ep 32 | Awkward nightmare middle children. by LadyJekyll

Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF, The Horne Section TV Show (TV)
02 Sep 2025
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Greg Davies/Alex Horne
- Greg Davies
- Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
- Ben Reynolds (British Comedy RPF)
- Podcast
- Notfic
- Audio Content
- Interviews
- Fandom
- RPF
- Taskmaster - Freeform
- Taskmaster UK
- Audio Format: Streaming
- Meta
- Podfic Length: 45-60 Minutes
Summary

Head over to Transformative Taskmaster to learn more!

Series
- Part 395 of TM
Language:

English

Words:

22

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Kudos:

1

Hits:

37
Transformative Taskmaster Ep 30 | The Potato Episode by LadyJekyll

Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
19 Aug 2025
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Greg Davies/Alex Horne
- Greg Davies
- Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
- Podcast
- Notfic
- Audio Content
- Interviews
- Fandom
- RPF
- Taskmaster - Freeform
- Taskmaster UK
- Audio Format: Streaming
- Meta
- Potatoes
- the potato episode
- Podfic Length: 20-30 Minutes
Summary

Head over to Transformative Taskmaster to learn more!

Series
- Part 380 of TM
Language:

English

Words:

48

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Kudos:

2

Hits:

61
What the Hell is He Wearing? by LadyJekyll

Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
01 Jul 2025
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Greg Davies/Alex Horne
- Greg Davies
- Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
- Mark Brown (The Horne Section)
- RPF
- Lingerie
- yes that’s what i’m fucking tagging it as
- it might as fucking well be
- Glastonbury
- Implied Relationship
- Established Relationship
- sex in a risky place
- Titty Fucking
- chest fucking
- D/s Dynamics
- Dirty Talk
- Orgasm
- Smut
- Kissing
Series
- Part 366 of TM
Language:

English

Words:

738

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

10

Kudos:

35

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

370
Sick Day by LadyJekyll

Fandoms: The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
15 May 2025
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Joe Auckland/Mark Brown
- Joe Auckland
- Mark Brown (The Horne Section)
- RPF
- Established Relationship
- Smut
- Blow Jobs
- Sick Fic
- Domestic smut
- Kissing
- Orgasm
- Come Swallowing
- Fluff
- Fluff and Smut
Series
- Part 324 of TM
Language:

English

Words:

667

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

7

Hits:

78
Thirst Trap by LadyJekyll

Fandoms: The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
08 May 2025
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Will Collier/Ed Sheldrake
- Will Collier
- Mark Brown (The Horne Section)
- Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
- Joe Auckland
- Ben Reynolds (British Comedy RPF)
- Ed Sheldrake
- RPF
- Group chat
- text chain
- thirst traps
- sexy pictures
- just good old fun
Series
- Part 317 of TM
Language:

English

Words:

335

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

8

Kudos:

14

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

108
Transformative Taskmaster Ep 07 | Three ducks or three dicks? (Joe Auckland) by LadyJekyll

Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
23 Apr 2025
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Greg Davies/Alex Horne
- Greg Davies
- Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
- Joe Auckland
- Podcast
- Notfic
- Audio Content
- Interviews
- Fandom
- RPF
- Taskmaster - Freeform
- Taskmaster UK
- Audio Format: Streaming
- Meta
- Podfic Length: 1-1.5 Hours
Summary

Head over to Transformative Taskmaster to learn more!

Series
- Part 302 of TM
Language:

English

Words:

32

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Hits:

66
Relax by LadyJekyll for key_to_start

Fandoms: The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
16 Apr 2025
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Will Collier/Ed Sheldrake
- Will Collier
- Ed Sheldrake
- Joe Auckland
- RPF
- Hand Kink
- Smut
- Fluff
- Developing Relationship
- Flirting
- Crush
- Kissing
- Fingers in Mouth
- Massage
- Hand Jobs
- Orgasm
- Aftercare
- First Time
Series
- Part 295 of TM
Language:

English

Words:

967

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

4

Hits:

112
Horsing Around by LadyJekyll

Fandoms: The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
04 Apr 2025
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Will Collier/Joe Auckland
- Will Collier
- Joe Auckland
- Mark Brown (The Horne Section)
- Ben Reynolds (British Comedy RPF)
- Ed Sheldrake
- RPF
- Porn
- Smut
- Horse cock
- horse dildo
- Size Kink
- Lube
- puns
- Horse puns
- horse porn
- anal penetration
- Orgasm
- Hands Free Orgasm
- fellas is it gay to share your horse dildo obsession with your friends
- catch the divinity original sin 2 quote
Series
- Part 282 of TM
Language:

English

Words:

942

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

3

Hits:

198
Breathless by LadyJekyll for key_to_start

Fandoms: The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
03 Apr 2025
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Joe Auckland/Mark Brown
- Joe Auckland
- Mark Brown (The Horne Section)
- Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
- RPF
- Friends to Lovers
- Fluff
- getting drunk
- Alcohol
- Drunken Confessions
- Love Confessions
- First Time
- Flirting
- First Kiss
- Making Out
- Kissing
- like so much snogging
- Sleeping Together
Series
- Part 281 of TM
Language:

English

Words:

1,359

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

5

Hits:

75
Inside the Head of a Drummer by LadyJekyll

Fandoms: The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
28 Mar 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Will Collier/Ed Sheldrake
- Joe Auckland/Mark Brown
- Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
- Joe Auckland
- Mark Brown (The Horne Section)
- Ed Sheldrake
- Will Collier
- Ben Reynolds (British Comedy RPF)
- RPF
- Pining
- Longing
- Light Angst
- Third Wheel
- Wishful Thinking
Summary

For the bingo prompt: Side-character-focused

Series
- Part 272 of TM
Language:

English

Words:

598

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Kudos:

5

Hits:

64
I Don’t by LadyJekyll

Fandoms: The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
26 Mar 2025
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Mark Brown/Will Collier
- Mark Brown (The Horne Section)
- Will Collier
- RPF
- Smut
- Fluff
- Smut and Fluff
- First Time
- Masturbation
- Lingerie
- red lace panties
- Orgasm
- Fantasizing
- Caught in the Act
- can’t stop thinking about it
- Pining
- Kissing
- First Kiss
- Making Out
- Confrontations
- Happy Ending
- Developing Relationship
Summary

For the bingo prompt: Can't Stop Thinking About It - A Hears B Masturbating and Moaning A's Name

Series
- Part 266 of TM
Language:

English

Words:

1,294

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

1

Kudos:

4

Hits:

96
Never Mind the Horne Section by LadyJekyll

Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF, Never Mind the Buzzcocks RPF
22 Mar 2025
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Greg Davies
- Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
- Ben Reynolds (British Comedy RPF)
- Joe Auckland
- Will Collier
- Mark Brown (The Horne Section)
- Ed Sheldrake
- Fred the Swede
- Joe Stilgoe
- RPF
- Crossover
- Music
- panel shows
- lots of references
- game show
Summary

For the bingo prompt: put them on another panel show
Read as an episode transcript.
Note: I don't actually know what Ed would have wanted to be.

Series
- Part 256 of TM
Language:

English

Words:

1,609

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

6

Hits:

96
Sexting You in the Dead of Night by LadyJekyll for key_to_start

Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
18 Mar 2025
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Greg Davies/Alex Horne
- Joe Auckland/Mark Brown/Will Collier/Greg Davies/Alex Horne/Ben Reynolds/Ed Sheldrake
- Greg Davies
- Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
- Ed Sheldrake
- Ben Reynolds (British Comedy RPF)
- Joe Auckland
- Mark Brown (The Horne Section)
- Will Collier
- RPF
- Orgy
- Gang Bang
- Sexting
- Phone Sex
- Dirty Talk
- fantasies
- sexual fantasies
- Poly
- Blow Jobs
- Come Swallowing
- Orgasm
- Doggy Style
- Anal Sex
- Mutual Masturbation
- Smut
- Gratuitous Smut
- Creampie
- Dom/sub
Summary

For the bingo prompt: Phone sex and/or sexting
G = Greg
A = Alex

Series
- Part 251 of TM
Language:

English

Words:

927

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

29

Hits:

453
Fifteen Hundred Quid by LadyJekyll

Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
14 Mar 2025
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Greg Davies/Alex Horne
- Greg Davies
- Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
- Joe Auckland
- Will Collier
- Mark Brown (The Horne Section)
- Ben Reynolds (British Comedy RPF)
- RPF
- Alternate Universe
- Alternate Universe – Different Meeting
- alternate universe – video dating
- vhs
- Video Tapes
- Video Dating
- Love at First Sight
Summary

For the bingo prompt: 1990s video-dating (VHS tape) AU
Please note: I have no earthly idea how video dating worked back then, and I have only done the bare minimum of research. Please excuse any glaring mistakes.

Series
- Part 242 of TM
Language:

English

Words:

821

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

3

Kudos:

17

Hits:

130
Blow by LadyJekyll for key_to_start

Fandoms: The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
12 Mar 2025
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Joe Auckland/Mark Brown
- Alex Horne/Ben Reynolds (British Comedy RPF)
- Will Collier/Ed Sheldrake
- Mark Brown (The Horne Section)
- Joe Auckland
- Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
- Ben Reynolds (British Comedy RPF)
- Will Collier
- Ed Sheldrake
- RPF
- Smut
- Secret Relationships
- established relationships - Freeform
- First Time
- Developing Relationship
- Kissing
- Flirting
- Making a Bet
- Oral Sex
- Blow Jobs
- Come Swallowing
- spit
- Mutual Masturbation
- Orgasm
- Hugging
- Cuddling
- Aftercare
Summary

A follow-up to Plucking His Strings.
For the bingo prompt: Sharing a room

Series
- Part 234 of TM
Language:

English

Words:

1,663

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

1

Kudos:

6

Hits:

98
To the Beat of My Heart by LadyJekyll for key_to_start

Fandoms: The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
11 Mar 2025
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Alex Horne/Ben Reynolds (British Comedy RPF)
- Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
- Ben Reynolds (British Comedy RPF)
- RPF
- Secret Relationship
- Fluff
- Thunderstorms
- Phobia
- fear of storms
- Cuddling
- Kissing
Summary

A follow up to Plucking His Strings.
For the bingo prompt: Secret relationship

Series
- Part 233 of TM
Language:

English

Words:

540

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

10

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

73
Plucking His Strings by LadyJekyll for key_to_start

Fandoms: The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
11 Mar 2025
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Will Collier/Ed Sheldrake
- Will Collier
- Ed Sheldrake
- Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
- Joe Auckland
- Mark Brown (The Horne Section)
- Ben Reynolds (British Comedy RPF)
- RPF
- Fluff
- Smut
- Fluff and Smut
- Secret Relationship
- keeping secrets
- implied sex
- Mutual Masturbation
- Making Out
- Kissing
Summary

Inspired by and written as a sequel to Under His Keys by veththebrave
For the bingo prompt: Keeping a secret

Series
- Part 231 of TM
Language:

English

Words:

858

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

1

Kudos:

7

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

95
In Good Hands by LadyJekyll

Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
22 Feb 2025
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Greg Davies/Alex Horne
- Alex Horne/Ed Sheldrake/Will Collier/Joe Auckland/Ben Reynolds/Mark Brown/Greg Davies
- Greg Davies
- Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
- Will Collier
- Ed Sheldrake
- Joe Auckland
- Mark Brown (The Horne Section)
- Ben Reynolds (British Comedy RPF)
- RPF
- Orgy
- Smut
- Established Relationship
- Kissing
- Holding Hands
- Blow Jobs
- Come Swallowing
- Rough Sex
- Oral Sex
- Anal Sex
- anal penetration
- Anal Fingering
- Mutual Masturbation
- Orgasm
- Trust
- Frottage
- Aftercare
- BDSM
- Kink
- Sex Swing
- Birthday Sex
- Birthday Orgy
Summary

For the bingo prompt: orgy

Series
- Part 197 of TM
Language:

English

Words:

3,722

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

6

Kudos:

27

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

369
The Fucking Rhythm Section by LadyJekyll

Fandoms: The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
04 Feb 2025
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Will Collier/Ed Sheldrake
- Will Collier
- Ed Sheldrake
- Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
- Mark Brown (The Horne Section)
- Ben Reynolds (British Comedy RPF)
- Joe Auckland
- RPF
- Rarepair
- Kissing
- First Kiss
- Making Out
- Frottage
- Orgasm
- Simultaneous Orgasm
- Breaking Furniture
Summary

For the bingo prompt: rarepair

Series
- Part 167 of TM
Language:

English

Words:

890

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

5

Kudos:

4

Hits:

107

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Better with three by LAH2025

Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF

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Transformative Taskmaster Ep 32 | Awkward nightmare middle children. by LadyJekyll

Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF, The Horne Section TV Show (TV)

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Transformative Taskmaster Ep 30 | The Potato Episode by LadyJekyll

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What the Hell is He Wearing? by LadyJekyll

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Sick Day by LadyJekyll

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Thirst Trap by LadyJekyll

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Transformative Taskmaster Ep 07 | Three ducks or three dicks? (Joe Auckland) by LadyJekyll

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Relax by LadyJekyll for key_to_start

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Horsing Around by LadyJekyll

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Breathless by LadyJekyll for key_to_start

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Inside the Head of a Drummer by LadyJekyll

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I Don’t by LadyJekyll

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Never Mind the Horne Section by LadyJekyll

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Sexting You in the Dead of Night by LadyJekyll for key_to_start

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Fifteen Hundred Quid by LadyJekyll

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Blow by LadyJekyll for key_to_start

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To the Beat of My Heart by LadyJekyll for key_to_start

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