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    Love, blood, and depravity. When a Morana claims her mortal, both gain immortality. Two predators, one twisted love, and a thirst that can never be sated. 😉

     

    Halloween Special AU short story!

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    ⚠️WARNING: This fic has significant erotic themes, gore, and psychological darkness. Annie January here is not the beacon of light you might expect—she’s unhinged and depraved in every sense of the word. If you’re looking for a conventional take on her, this is not it (check my other fics). Read on only if you’re ready for a twisted, blood-soaked, psychosexual ride.

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    Ella es Amera, la jodida Madre América y puede hacer lo que se le de la gana.

    Había despertado en un laboratorio de Vought, sin saber quién era. La llamaron Amera, y más importante: la madre del Super más fuerte del mundo, Homelander. Los médicos le dijeron que había estado padeciendo una enfermedad poco común, que la metieron en una cápsula criogénica para evitar que la enfermedad avance y que solo recientemente pudieron ayudarla. Asintió y lo aceptó. ¿Por qué no les creería?

    Excepto que no. Porque sí recuerda, y esas memorias le indican que este mundo fue una serie de televisión, una sátira de superhéroes, The Boys. Ahora es la única capaz de enfrentar a Homelander, y querían usarla para contrarrestarlo. No lo iba a permitir.

    Por un lado, su nuevo hijo es un monstruo narcisista temperamental. Pero, maldita sea, cuando meten a una mujer infértil en el cuerpo de una madre, en un mundo donde los poderosos se salen con la suya, ¿realmente esperaban poder contenerla?

    (O: Le dan una madre a Homelander, una mujer que puede guiarlo y contenerlo, aunque no esencialmente para mejor.

    Cambia mucho).

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    The last six days had been complicated. Homelander barely left his apartments, ruined and broken as they were. Some of Ryan's things were still there. His backpack, his stupid social justice books, his clothes... Everything was there. Some broken, yes, but there. Ryan wasn't. All of that was meaningless without Ryan. His efforts to make a better world, a kingdom, useless. Meaningless. It had been for him, for his son, but now he wasn't there anymore. He ran. He left.

    A part of John had, so desperately, wanted to believe that he had been taken by William Butcher. That his son had not chosen to abandon him. But that had been a fool's hope. Ryan was no longer a child, nothing could contain him. No one could take him away against his will.

    And nothing had.

     

    {Five days after fleeing, five days after killing Grace Mallory and leaving his father, Ryan Saunders receives unexpected help while Homelander spirals in the Tower.}

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    Homelander finds himself side by side with the strangest creature from the strangest multiverse. Will he be able to collaborate with the new member of the Seven? Or will his jealously get the best of- Okay yeah we all it's gonna be the latter.

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    In a city where supes reign as idols, Jane, fueled by vengeance for her murdered parents, embarks on a daring mission: Infiltrate The Seven, Vought's elite team of Supes, to uncover the truth behind her parent's demise.

    But her path is perilous, especially when she crosses paths with Homelander, the epitome of everything she despises.

    In a deadly game of deception and danger, Jane must confront her past while navigating the treacherous world of caped crusaders. As she unravels the mysteries of her origins and battles against the corrupt empire of supes, one thing is certain: Jane plans to have a hell of a time while tearing it all down.

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    What would you do if you got home after work just to see Homelander standing in your living room like he owns the place? That's a question Hughie never would have thought about but life never goes according to plan, does it?

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    Annie January makes it big into The Seven as Starlight. A chance encounter with a stranger ignites a rom-com she never saw coming. Between navigating romance, personal life, and the relentless pressures of being one of Vought’s prized brands, Annie’s plate is overflowing. And looming over it all is Homelander, the megalomaniac team captain, a predator she’s determined to avoid. What Annie doesn’t know is the man she fears most is also the one she’s in love with. Meanwhile, Homelander struggles with his own inner conflicts, balancing the fractures of his double life.

    (A complete rewrite of the story of Vought and The Seven, but with no Billy Butcher or his boys in this AU. Told through the unexpected love story of our favorite Starlander 🫶 Some events are directly inspired from the show.)

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    Forced to "engage" with his useless teammates, the all-star 'superhero' meets his current nemesis, except he's completely unrecognizable to him.

    Thrilled, Homelander decides to befriend him. Then fall in love. And then hate him again. Then to fall in love again.

    It's such a strange sort of affairs.

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    The day after, I lost my true self in her thorough eyes.

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    How I, Olivia broke up with Homelander. Greatest accomplishment of my life. Yay!!!! :)

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    Inspired by that scene between Clark and Lois when she was trying to interview him. Post-Two Plus Two Equals Four.

    Warnings: Swearing, Abuse of Adults (Neglecting)

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    silly little headcannons of homelander being an agere caregiver to reader. plus some silly art i spent too long on for the joke.

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    Hi everyone! I’m a big fan of The Boys, so I decided to make a collection of non-sexual ageplay oneshots on here. You can also make a oneshot request if you want, and I’ll be happy to write it!

    Due to the show being MA, and that some of the oneshots will have mentions of graphic violence, this book is for readers 18+ only. Also, readers have to be 18+ to make oneshot requests. Thank you for reading! 😊

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    Everyone knows that Homelander has always been a pretentious, violent, crazy, and otherwise vile person during his time in the Seven. But what happens when another Supe can see right through his behavior, and possibly try to heal him to make him a better person? Read on to find out!

    Important Note: This story is for readers 18+ only, due to adult breastfeeding content.

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    Su embarazo ya es publico y, para su buena suerte, hay mas aprobación que rechazo. Sin embargo, hay una persona que no esta del todo contenta, especialmente después de ver las estrías y marcas que su embarazo esta haciendo en su antiguo perfecto cuerpo de mármol.

    Segunda parte de "El miedo de un dios"

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    Hughie knew it was too over priced but it felt like he had to have it.

    Robbie is wondering where it went, hoping to find it before anyone else did.

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    In the fairytales Ryan grew up with, heroes killed dragons - bravely and willingly. But none of the fairytales ever said the dragon was the hero's father.

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    The world forgot him fast, but he remembers every scream, every spotlight, every lie they made him live.

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    When Homelander saved Rose Baker, she never thought she'd see him again. Until Homelander decides to tell the world they're dating and she is quickly flung into his world of corruption and violence, with no chance of escape.

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