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The door slides open. "Mr. Narrator?" a woman calls. The Narrator leaps to his feet.
"That's me!" he hisses to Stanley. "Gather our papers!" and he rushes to the door. "Yes hello, that would be me. Mr. The Narrator."
The woman watches Stanley scoop papers into his arms obediently. "You have an appointment with Mr. Wheatley," she informs them. "He will be the one handling your officiation."
"Yes, wonderful! Stanley, come along now." He pushes past the woman and into the hall. All she feels is a slight breeze. Stanley looks at the papers left behind on the floor and shrugs, following behind.
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During the disastrous results of "Bring Your Daughter To Work Day", Rattman manages to evacuate the kids from GLaDOS's attack on the facility. But as the only humans left alive, Rattman must keep the kids alive as they attempt to survive GLaDOS's
death trapstests, stop GLaDOS, and escape Aperture once and for all.But as everyone knows about Aperture Science... Good people don't end up here.
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Harry Potter and the Tendrils of Fate by Seen_Shit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Sep 2025
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Harry has been lied to his entire life. In fact, everything he ever knew was a bloody lie told to manipulate his decisions and beliefs. As he begins learning who he truly is, he also learns that many of his allies were never on his side and that he has a lot to gain from befriending those he has fought for so long. One revelation after another, leaves him wondering how he could never have seen the truth about his mentor and the man he once thought so highly of. As he learns who he really is and just how many lies he's been told, he also struggles to lend his trust. He must break friendships and reshape them, test allies, and somehow convince his worst enemies to accept him.
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- Part 1 of Harry Potter; Beneath the Mirage
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只要说出口，你的愿望就会被轻而易举地实现。
至于代价？我的孩子，那不过都是些可忽略的问题，不需要你去费心。Series
- Part 7 of 复活仪式准备需要10H
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- 中文-普通话 國語
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- 3,569
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
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- 73
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La Ultima Passion: "The Laws of Heat. A Love for Dictum." by Kyo_Aisoku
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
06 Jul 2025
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⤝⬖⟣Synopsis:⟢⬗⤞
The world is progressing in a steady flow:
Knuckles and Rouge are dating. Tails has grown taller and is finally showing interest in something other than just science based on his trip to the fortune teller. And Amy kissed Sonic, and judging by his lasting blush the blue hedgehog enjoyed it.They were all maturing in front of his eyes.
And still, Shadow wasn't.Immortality meant many things, and one he was only now discovering was his body that did not change.
Not for workout, diet or otherwise.
Nothing about him changed, not until this damned Heat began..
⤝⬖⟣ Important Notes ⟢⬗⤞
Pairings with "&" are Non-Sexual in nature.
[TW]: There is *NO* actual (rape/non-con/dub-con/cheating/love triangle) in this fic.
[TW]: There is A LOT of misunderstanding. Dark subjects, no dark actions.
[TW]: "The Plot" is a thinly veiled excuse for first-time smut.
*promptly removes veil*Probably a "5 times they didn't + 1 entire chapter where they really, really did." Idk >.>'
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After a rough day of testing, GLaDOS gives Chell a dumb intelligence test. In which, Chell promptly fails and GLaDOS makes fun of her to no end. Until Chell gets a very bad migraine, and GLaDOS, without thinking, comforts Chell. Come the next day, and Chell can’t stop thinking about it. She masturbates in the shower to GLaDOS' voice. Soon, she is looking at GLaDOS in a different way. Anyway, nice comfy fluffsmut “oh wow i’m not as much of an asshole” romance. Batteries included. And of course, it wouldn’t be something written by me if there wasn’t robot sex.
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A religious erotic horror mixtape wherein two college students at an orthodox-megacorporate education facility go netrunning on the heist of a lifetime.
Takes place in Moloch: An original, post-war, Cyberpunk-genre setting that explores extreme sex, hyper-exploitation, and the sticky mechanisms separating gods and chrome.
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- Part 1 of Moloch Mixtapes: The Book of Ketto
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for legal purposes this is NOT inspired by Kitchen by SZA. But also. Please listen to Kitchen by SZA if you are planning to consume this very short one shot. Actually, if you do NOT listen to it, I will find you and track you down, and torture you with crack f1 fics till you die :D
Kissing in the kitchen. That's it. That's the whole fic.
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- English
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- 454
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- 1/1
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I wanna try something by HappySappyHippo
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
25 Apr 2025
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Nick was pressed into the settee by the weight of Charlie on top of him. They were making out, breathless and panting, when Charlie separated his lips from Nick’s and said, “Nick, I wanna try something.”
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To Bury Her At Makeout Creek by scenekidatheart (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
13 Apr 2025
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for my loss time in 2018
Undyne and Alphys are at the peak of their relationship. Their anniversary is tomorrow, everyone accepts them for who they are, life is going great. They're now living together, they're both employed, and they certainly do watch American Football and scream loud as hell just like the average person. However, it doesn't stop for the sadness, despair, and guilt they will feel in the future. They cannot stop it. It will happen.
You cannot reverse your fate.
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Mind-Bending (DevilDice, Oneshot) by Vinophidian
Fandoms: Cuphead (Video Game), The Cuphead Show! (Cartoon)
12 Apr 2025
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King Dice gets stood up by The Devil after finally asking him out but a kind stranger offers him a solution to all his problems.
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- Part 17 of DevilDice / Snake Eyes Oneshots
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All the Light You Left Behind by antebellum13 for VoraciousReader74
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Apr 2025
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In the quiet aftermath of war, Hermione Granger finds purpose as a healer’s apprentice—and her first assignment is Severus Snape. He is gravely ill, bitter, and barely clinging to life. She is determined, patient, and refuses to leave his side.
What begins as reluctant companionship deepens into something neither of them expected. But time is not on their side. As Severus fades and Hermione is left to carry the weight of memory and love unspoken, she must decide how to go on in a world that keeps taking.
A story of grief and healing, starlight and legacy—and the rare, beautiful miracle of having existed together, even for a moment.
HEA—but you will have to earn it.
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This is a story about breaking. About the feeling of fragmentation as it runs through her. Where out of the cracks comes pure anguish, and then nothing at all. No queen, no mayor, not even a woman. The cracks were all she ever was. An arabesque of broken glass that was painful to look at. But she isn’t the only one wandering off-balance on the brink of some chasm. Everyone is. It's this place. It has a way with people – its way with people. With its very own intentions. And with Emma fast approaching — like a storm — with that something in her eye. A mystery sprinkled with hesitation and some other unidentified emotion. For some reason that Regina can’t explain, looking into those eyes makes her feel like she's ready to drown. Little does she know, death really is only the beginning.
This is what happens when a fairytale story writes itself — author be damned. And we're all nothing more than collateral.
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King Dice waits in The Devil’s office and tries the suspiciously placed cake on the table, only to find that there are consequences for his thoughtless action.
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- Part 20 of DevilDice Short Stories
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In this alternate (bad) ending version of the movie Happy Deathday (first movie), Tree does not beat Lori in their final fight, but something flips inside her and she hesitates instead. Dying once again through Lori's hands the loop resets once more, but something has now changed in Tree, as she loses the fear of death and instead tries to understand and help Lori.
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"Congratulations {SUBJECT NAME HERE}!
You have been selected from hundreds of other subjects to join the Kingdom of Aperture’s Royal Defensive Technological and Scientific Advancement Initiative. You are hereby summoned to the royal palace immediately as an honored guest. During your stay you will participate in trials of strength and wits to aid the kingdom in becoming the best of the best.
Thank you for your undying loyalty to the kingdom of Aperture. Your valiant efforts will ensure the legacy of the kingdom long outlives you..."
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Cardinal Oath is a popular visual novel in the horror genre, and Till is a casual enough gamer to try it out himself. During his walk through he's come to the realization his favorite character Mizi, is fated to be dead in every single ending. Distraught, Till proceeds to write a bad review for the game on their website.
Or, Till gets isekaie'd into a religious horror visual novel, in which he may or may not find himself snapping in.
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Revenge can be Sweet by natgeowo
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
18 Oct 2024
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Lyric/Quote/Dialogue: “I see what's mine and take it.” (Panic! at the Disco, Emperor's New Clothes)
There is a prank war going on in the dorms. This is fine. The rest of 1-A get Satou's baking time involved. This is not fine. Time to make the cakes evil.
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Revenge | Unreliable Narrator | Loss of IdentitySeries
- Part 18 of Whumptober 24: 31 Days of Uh Oh!
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Heavy teaches Medic to appreciate rock music.
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This story combines elements from both the books and the games and may deviate from the original FNAF storyline.
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In a lively pizzeria, resonating with the sounds of children's laughter and cheerful music, Cassidy experiences a sense of displacement and unease amidst the presence of the animatronic mascots.As time passes and the establishment becomes a routine drop-off spot for his parents, Cassidy begins to forge friendships with other children. However, his newfound comfort is disrupted by a disconcerting encounter with one of the unnerving yellow mascots, further exacerbating his unease…