8 Works in Raphael Being An Asshole (Baldur's Gate)
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Sweetbriar Thorns by FrusteratedNovelist
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
29 Sep 2025
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Juliet Sweetbriar woke up on a ship full of mind flayer pods with no memory of her past, only with stuck with a parasite in her head and the urge to kill everything and everyone in sight. Now, she has to look for answers while making new friends along the way, but there's just one problem: the elf vampire rogue she met near the crash seems to enjoy making her blood boil.
Can this ragtag group keep it together to save the world?
Prologue: Chapter 1
Act 1: Chapter 2 - Chapter 15
Act 2: Chapter 16 - Chapter ???
Act 3/Ending: Chapter ??? - Chapter ???
Epilogue: Chapter ???
UPDATE: PLEASE don’t ask me to commission you or collab with you for a comic or art. I’M NOT INTERESTED.
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- Part 4 of Best Work
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When the devil is angry, there is always hell to pay, and Renata's tab is long overdue.
Set a few years after the Elderbrain's defeat, Renata has found her niche in life, not on the road to another adventure but in the depths of Windstone College's infamous magical library, where the books might occasionally read you. With a comfortable life and a few close friends it should have been a life of quiet sedentary boredom, just how she likes it.
But in the act of helping a friend she makes a deal that's just getting ready to come back and possibly literally bite her on the ass.
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Songbird was a nobody urchin used to fleecing nobles and trying to hide exactly how strange he was, under his stolen clothes. Then he was on a nautiloid, and a tadpole in his head became kind of important.
Until he got very, very distracted by a pretty white haired vampire. And wants to know why the devil Raphael wants him so badly to sign a contract.
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Nessun Dorma: "Let No One Sleep"
Raphael is making his inevitable ascension to Archdevil Supreme, and with the Dark Urge at his hip, they are a couple that are the stuff of nightmares. But the unredeemed, blood-lustful Hero of Baldur's Gate has her own demons to fight, and a power play between the two when she presents him with the Crown of Karsus not only assures his victory, but threatens to shake the eight layers of hell. Bhaal's daughter is not so easily tamed.
TLDR: Raphael takes the Dark Urge to the Opera.
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Vivian Dawnblade (Tav) is a kind, selfless paladin who goes out of her way to help everyone and anyone, even on the cusp of becoming a mind-flayer. Her overall good nature and will gets noticed by Raphael, a devil in the Hells.
Raphael wants to bend her to his will and corrupt her, by any means necessary.***THIS STORY IS COMPLETE WITH 2 ENDINGS. A GOOD ONE AND A BAD ONE.***
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A Statement of a Soul by CertifiedDilfEnjoyer
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
09 Apr 2024
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!Spoilers for the game up until chapter 5!
The path ahead has to be carved out with occasional violence, but whenever there is a possibility of saving a life, Tav will not hesitate to spare or alter the course of action to save it. When the devil declines a new deal, she is forced to face off against him. But she cannot forgive herself for banishing Raphael back to Cania, where his abusive father is very keen to remind him just how pathetic of an insect he is. The realization of having her life saved by Raphael strengthens her resolve and she ventures to the Eighth layer of Hells. Soon after, Raphael finds himself banished from Hells and bound to a mortal.
It is essentially a character study of my favorite bastard from Baldur's Gate 3, while shedding light onto his more mortal side - the one he so desperately tries to reject. It is my headcanon mixed with canon stuff. Enjoy!
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Clint's been in some bad places with some bad people, but there's always somebody's bigger and badder, and there's always somebody who's got it worse.
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- Part 1 of Hell's Bells and Buckets of Blood
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“Anya, that doesn’t answer my question,” Astarion said.
Anya sniffed and shook her head, tears beginning to fall despite the smile she tried to have. “I-It’s nothing, please… I don’t want to bother you.”
“What do- Anya no- no….” Astarion finally knew what to do with his hands, he cupped both of her cheeks., thumbs brushing over her eyes to wipe away the tears. He looked into her eyes. “Anya, do you really think you would be bothering me?”
Anya’s eyes turned away from him. She closed them shut as she began to cry. She shook her head into his hands. “I am sorry, I am sorry,” she whimpered out.
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- Part 1 of The Poetic Porter - Astarion Route