14 Works in Poodle (Kingsman)
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At Holy Cross Catholic Elementary School, chaos reigns in the hallways, classrooms, and gym. Our narrator (dramatic, sarcastic, and just a little too obsessed with Dent Face Dude and Tinkerbell) tries to survive the everyday horrors of middle school: failing French tests, being humiliated by her sister’s secret Discord uploads, losing at basketball to someone who shoots like a starfish, and, of course, the relentless gossip of the girls’ clique.
With friends like Ginger Snaps, Ukulele Boy, and Coco Puffs by her side, she battles crushes, embarrassment, and the sheer trauma of being distraught quite often. Between stalking Instagram, stomping dramatically out of gym class, and denying she’s a simp (totally is), she’s just trying to make it through one chaotic day at a time.
This book is a hilariously unfiltered diary of school life, full of over-the-top drama, exaggerated catastrophes, and the eternal struggle of being seen by the wrong people at the wrong time.
(this was written by 8th grade me so let's be kind)
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- English
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- 727
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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Following a mark across town, Harry ends up at a funfair. While watching said mark, he notices a young man pickpocket his way through the crowd. Harry is impressed by his skill (and his beauty) but it seems trouble always follows.
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GOD I FUCKED UP. THIS WORK IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH ANY FANDOM‼️‼️‼️‼️ This is written through a translator, because еnglish is not my native language, and also this is literally my first work on this site and AM I FUCKING WRITING ZOOPHILIA???? OKAY IT'S NOT ZOOPHILIA, ANYWAY IT'S SOMETHING LIKE THOSE FANFICS WHERE YOUR PET TURNES INTO A TUMBLR SEXY MAN AND HARDLY FUCKS U IDK LOL SRRY
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“Merlin. James and I need three body bags and a clean up crew at the warehouse.”
Percival muttered into his ear piece. He took in a another deep breath and paused.
There was another vampire.
The Vampire!Au that has been wasting away in my drafts
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Eggsy owed Harry and Merlin Everything. He would give him anything they needed, perhaps to an unhealthy extent.
Or what happened before Eggsy went into heat in prison.
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- Part 3 of Mafia slick
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You have one message from Savile Row.
Savile Row (13:02 pm): Hello. I’m terribly sorry about the delay; I’ve been out of town the past three months and did not bring my personal phone with me. I do hope you haven’t been waiting too long.
Snapback (21:32 pm): nah, its fine. not like i reached out or anything either. sorry bout that too. and replying late.
Savile Row (21:33 pm): There’s no need to be sorry. We’re communicating now, which is what’s important. I suppose we should just let bygones be bygones, yes?
Snapback (23:21 pm): sure thing, bruv. nice to finally meet ya.
Savile Row (23:22 pm): Likewise, my dear. Likewise.--
Soulmate AU. After the youngest in the soulmate pair reaches their twentieth birthday, both soulmates get an app on their phones that allow them to communicate and learn about each other. Originally part of my Soulmate Scenarios compilation. -
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“I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want is a drink and someone to cuddle with.”
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- Part 55 of Elri's 100/100 Challenge
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Chosen To Be - Adopted fic by Eggsysting_Hartache (PlatinumInk)
Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)
04 Jun 2020
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From the moment Harry Hart met little four years-old Eggsy, on that god awful day he made Michelle Unwin a widow he knew he was cursed to damnation and a life of misery. In the span of two days, his whole world gets turned upside down and comes crashing back to a pinnacle of disasters.
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Eggsy knows his life sucks. He works the streets, just where Dean has put him. And he'll stay there, as long as it takes, to keep his mum and Daisy safe, no question, no fight left. But that isn't how Merlin sees it. And maybe, just maybe, Merlin can help Eggsy see the light at the end of that tunnel.
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- Part 1 of The Kingsman
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Eggsy Unwin was the forgotten castaway, the son of a dead hero. He grew up hard and he grew up fast, learning to survive as he raised himself on the streets. That survival instinct? That's what had spurred him into becoming one of the best mages in London, maybe the whole country. Instinct, and his sense of right and wrong. Oh, people thought because he was half-Incubus he couldn't be a good guy. Well, they were berks. He was just as much a hero as his father. Even if he didn't know it.
Harry Hart had flown beside his soulmate, Merlin, for over a century. The pair had mated young, put together after the appearance of their marks and forged into an unbreakable bond through the tragedies of war, the loss of friends. Though he longed for their third, dreams filled with the emotional echoes of their young man's pain, he would listen to his love, his Prince, and wait.
Merlin King, Prince of the Nephilim and rightful heir loathed war, loathed the death and chaos of it. Yet he'd helped turn the tides in The War of Purification only to have his uncle usurp the throne in his absence. To reclaim it he would have to fight once more... with his soulmates by his side.
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It was like fate that Hamish and Charlie found each other. A man with an unreasonably open mind finding a merman stranded on the shore and having to nurse him back to health? It was almost too good to be true. After a picture is spread around the UK like a parasite, Hamish and Charlie have to escape government agents and Scotland to free the merman and prevent him from being dissected for experimental purposes.
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On the way home from a night of drinking at The Black Prince, Eggsy stumbles across someone who needs his help...
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After months of being in a coma, Harry wakes in a new world overridden with the undead. Eggsy has been fighting in it for months, ever since a mysterious explosion tore through a factory and unleashed the walking dead. Harry needs to reach Kingsman Estate if there's even a chance at saving the world, and Eggsy is the person that can get him there. In a world overrun with monsters, both living and dead, Harry and Eggsy discover they're the only ones they can depend on.
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- Part 1 of The Walking Dead
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Harry is a jealous boyfriend, which Eggsy finds hilarious. Eggsy's new favorite thing to do is annoy his boyfriend with a Nickleback song.
Or:
An AU in which Harry likes dating strippers, but he tends to beat the shit out of people who touch his boyfriend, and Eggsy finds this endearing.