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Cultivation Protocol by DefaultNPC (nat1nightmare)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
23 Oct 2025
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Technoblade and Philza Minecraft get Isekai'd into the world of Modao Zushi on the edge of a battle during the war against the Wen clan.
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Created by Death by Schinn
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
18 Oct 2025
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Philza(a civillian) dies while trying to help MissTrixtin(Goddess of Death) in a battlefield. His fate was originally not dying but trying to help a stranger killed him. The Goddess of Death takes pity on him and to avoid any trouble, she resurrects him in the underworld(NOT the Nether) so he isn't technically alive. Philza has lost his memory after his resurrection, but he falls in love with Trixtin. Trixtin thinks Philza is cute.
The animatic that inspired me to write this:
-Creature by WolfyTheWitch- Language:
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Techno probably should've waited for Phil before entering a sealed temple, but he didn't. Now he has voices in his head and a blind god to help. He should've waited...
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- Part 16 of Whumptober 2025
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Kristin never expected to become The Lady when she inherited her father's company, Styx Industries. She never expected to move from weapons production to clean energy and safe tech. She never expected to fall in love with a strange man and have a child who would get powers at fourteen or to save said child later. But well... look at where she is now.
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AKA: Kristin is Tony Stark+Pepper Potts but much better, Phil is from a cult, and Tommy is Theseus (Spider-Man)Series
- Part 15 of Whumptober 2025
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Alien Stage x Emerald duo. Get the first like in because i want it that way (plays the "I want it that way" song). No this is NOT Techza i HATE Techza. WIP!!!
"A betting deal,"
The aliens would mumble.
"...incredible, is he?" They'd continue.
It made him sick to his stomach.
God damn it.
If there even was a God anymore..
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Tommy is a mer pup that gets picked up by a fishing vessel... it does not go well for him.
Phil runs a mer rehabilitation center with his friend Techno... who is a mer. Neither like the idea that Tommy got picked up by that crew.
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- Part 6 of Whumptober 2025
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You believe me like a god? (I’ll betray you like a man) by averystressedcrow
Fandoms: Dream SMP
02 Oct 2025
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He couldn't cope with the shame, the disappointment he felt in himself, and worst of all the justification he felt in his actions. He knew that none of those would be welcomed before an all-powerful deity that had never felt emotion in that same way that a mortal did and so he pushed it all down, fighting the urge to let out the sigh that had built in his chest.
Or: God servant Technoblade is abandoned by the God he follows. Fortunately for him, someone else has had their eye on him.
Ailesswhumptober prompts:
October 4th- “I can make it all better”Series
- Part 2 of Crow’s Ailesswhumptober fics 2025 🩹❤️🩹🩼
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All he could see when he closed his eyes was the rusted iron anvil dangling over his head, attached to a fraying rope, slowly beginning to draw closer and closer as time moved in slow motion. All he could feel was the steady creeping of terror into his heart and the cold wood of the totem clutched tightly in his hand- his one lifeline, his one shot at escaping with his life.
Or: Post-execution Techno struggles to let his guard down and ends up lashing out. Luckily, his friend will always be there for him.
Ailesswhumptober prompts:
October 11th- Sleep deprivation
October 20th- Before it starts/after it’s overSeries
- Part 1 of Crow’s Ailesswhumptober fics 2025 🩹❤️🩹🩼
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In the midst of chaos, Tommy will always find the opportunity to make it worse. That’s something that Techno has learned the longer he travels with these two strange men.
He has to be thankful, of course. He was a little runt of a Piglin, stuck in a Bastion that didn’t really want him, half-starved and ill with rot. And yet, Phil picked him up out the Nethervoid without so much as a second thought. So, of course, Techno had to be thankful.
He could still be a little annoyed when Tommy made hard things worse.
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You disappeared.
No goodbyes, no letters-just gone. The woods became your kingdom, the silence your only friend. And you liked it that way. No people. No kingdoms. No taxes.Then he showed up.
Technoblade. Hunter, fighter... thief of your dinner. You should've hated him. Instead, he kept coming back. And worse-he made you curious.But the past has a cruel way of catching up. One slip, one mistake, and suddenly you're not just a recluse hiding in the woods. You're a criminal. A traitor. A name on the chopping block.
He should've left you.
He didn't.-> Fanfic inspired by UUNOIA!
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Technoblade turns the machine on. And Philza prays to his lady death, his love. Technoblade chants a promise to his god, and Philza lovingly sings to his. This is who they are, this is what matters.
The portal flickered, particles beginning to form into existence, a screeching echo in the room before a blackness slowly formed in the frame of the portal, a dead-like feeling echoing through the room. It would be ominous, if Philza didn’t already know why it was like that.
To travel through time, one would condemn an entire past to cease to exist just to rewrite it.
It was unlike the end portal that held a galaxy in it. This was death, blessed by it. Pure darkness alone. The torches flickered red, and Philza could tell the Blood God gave its blessing too.
Or: QSMP Time travel fix it!
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His life wont be the same, but he'll give this child the world.
#Emduo Backstory
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just shrivel up and die by clementine_emeralds for Arkoin
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Sep 2025
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Techno squinted at the houseplant that had magically spawned in his kitchen over the weekend. He's tried asking Phil about it, asking Phil's friends about it, asking friends of Phil's friends about it. Not a single one of them had the faintest idea of how it got here.
Or, Tommy is a plant-boy, Techno is tormented, and Phil does not believe any of it.
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- Part 8 of MCYT Fic Fight 2025!
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Philza, The Angel Of Death, the most infamous pirate sailing the seas. A man feared by nearly every sailor this side of the world.
And here was Caerwyn, stumbling onto his ship by mistake.OC x Philza Pirates AU
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Wilbur had read him a poem once, about how you know you’re still alive or something like that. He didn’t remember most of it. But he remembered the trick the poet had written about—how you know you’re alive as long as you can still make a fist. Tommy as a child had giggled and slugged his brother in the shoulder, but Tommy today had nobody left to fight. He didn’t think he had the strength to fight anyone anyway, but still. He’d become so familiar with his anger, his rage like a spitting wildcat in his throat, in his fists; his fear was a constant companion, too. Not even in the latter stages of his exile had he felt so… empty.
But he could still make a fist.
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Techno wakes up post-Doomsday alone.
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Just as Sure as the Night has Dawn by Mikes_on_prometheus for TheEnderWolf
Fandoms: Dream SMP
31 Aug 2025
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Three years a slave, it's been two years since Techno helped Phil escape. With his own escape attempts having failed, Techno's losing hope.
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Accidentally Co-Parenting A Mortal by Traveling_Void
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
31 Aug 2025
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What exactly are you supposed to do when your son awakens an old forgotten god that also happens to be a little insane and doesn't understand civilization has expanded?
One might kill the god or shoo him off or SOMETHING. But noooooooo, your kid goes and gets attached to the psycho so now you have to live with the dude and keep him from committing illegal acts and teaching your son bad habits.
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Tommy wakes the Blood God, Technoblade, and now Philza has to deal with the consequences. -
I'd quite like to go home now by MarsTheGenlosser
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
27 Aug 2025
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When Tommy gets abducted by a bunch of freaky alien things, his whole life changes. He has to adjust to living on a spacecraft with creatures who don't know or understand him. He also learns what it's like to have a caring family in the meantime. Space shenanigans ensue.
I DO NOT SUPPORT THE ACTIONS OF WILBUR SOOT. SUPPORT VICTIMS. WSS DNI!!!
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The Bird and the Boar by bitesizedcherry for CreepyTieuuu
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 Aug 2025
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Technoblade was a year away from finally being free from the games, but when the 74th Hunger Games reaping takes an unexpected turn, Techno’s impulsive decision to volunteer to save Tommy’s best friend backfires when Tommy’s name is reaped next. Mentoring them is Philza Craft along with Kristin Rosasles as an escort.
or a sbi hunger games au