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• ...Why are there humanised objects in my vampires smp fic?! by UwUBean5

  Fandoms: Vampires SMP, Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  24 Oct 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Paintbrush (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Silver Spoon (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Candle (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Bot (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Scott Major | Smajor1995
  • AvidMC (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Owen | OwengeJuiceTV (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Jack | Pyroscythe
  • Shelby Grace | Shubble
  • InfiniteDrift (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Clover (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Crack Crossover
  • Paintbrush Has Anger Issues (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Objects Are Humanized (Object Shows)
  • I am not adding everyone it's just main cast of Bleed The Same + II characters
  • Minor Violence
  • Like Paintbrush punches Scott
  • Silver Spoon is just getting called Silver
  • Out of Character
  • Not Canon Compliant
  • obviously
  • Bot is very childlike in this
  • Candle is also spiritual in this
  • Normalise writing Candle with feelings please
  • that's a joke I love all fics with Candle she's terribly underrated
  • Crossover Pairings
  • ...I may or may not be starting to take the crack crossover seriously...
  • Crack Relationships
  • was UwUBean5 writing Inanimate Insanity characters x Vampires SMP characters on anyone's bingo card?
  • Comments are appreciated

  Summary

  Alternate Title - Portals Go HUH?!

  So, my Bleed The Same readers are aware that a day or so ago, I did an oopsie and updated the fic. Updated it with a chapter that was meant for my inanimate instanity fic - Signs.

  This has given me crack inspiration for a crossover for the fucking teehees.

  I am violently combining my two current fixations.

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  English

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  Chapters:

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