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• Spread Me Open Like One Of Your Books by Enderhuntress for Apidistra

  Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  07 Oct 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Librarian Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Thief Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Gardener Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Meet-Cute
  • Bottom Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Top Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Oral Sex
  • Anal Sex
  • Anal Fingering
  • There Was Only One Bed
  • but there is also a couch
  • Crowley Has Long Hair (Good Omens)
  • Domestic Fluff
  • Cooking
  • Alternate Universe - Human
  • Fluff
  • Fluff and Humor
  • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale Has a Large Penis (Good Omens)
  • Crowley Has a Crush on Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale Has a Crush on Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Meet-hostile

  Summary

  What if there was an AU Crack fic where Aziraphale is an authoritarian librarian who doesn't want his perfect record soiled so he tracks down the most habitual offender, Crowley, who checks out books and keeps them just to get Aziraphale's attention.

  Prompt that found me on the GO Ineffable Husbands FB group.

  So, three days later, here is the result!
  Enjoy this light, fluffy, hilarious and sweet work of art, rated E.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,468

  Chapters:

  5/6

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  96

  Kudos:

  111

  Bookmarks:

  16

  Hits:

  1,361