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I am terrified of weather 'cause I see you when it rains by mscppy
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF, Motorsport RPF
13 Oct 2025
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Sebastian Vettel wants to win. Since his first taste of victory in Monza in 2008, he is determined to chase that high again, no matter the cost. With his contracts signed for the next season, Vettel will be in the main team now, an official member of RBR Renault. He had a very clear path in mind: Win more and grab the championship. Nothing ever mattered as much to him as winning, but as the competition makes of his teammate Mark Webber his main rival, the complications of such relationships start to weigh on him.
What happens when both collide on and off track?Mark Webber is not a rookie anymore. Hasn't been for a very long time, and so having to deal with his reckless and dangerous teammate causes more headache than he was expecting. When the blond boy cannot stop himself from making Mark's life actual hell, and Webber finds himself in the constant cups of disadvantage with his team, tension flares all around. Both drivers keep running into each other, causing anger and annoyance to turn into something much more complicated. But Mark needs to win, and Vettel won't make it easy.
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"Fernando is home in one hour!" Mark announced. "We need a plan!"
"Shit! We can't order a new telly in one hour!" Jenson replied, putting his hands on his head.
"Can't we just say it was Seb and call it a day?" Lewis asked.
"Babe, we don't want Seb to be the victim of a Fernando meltdown." Nico replied.
Kimi appeared from the doorway. "Seb is packing a bag and running away. Say goodbyes now."
"Fucking hell!" Mark sighed angrily and headed upstairs to Seb's room.
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in another universe where a few of the retired drivers (and fernando + lewis) live together.
and jenson is the only single one
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Perhaps it was a bad idea, the two never seemed to get along no matter the circumstances; one held the umbrella over his head — and the other was the rain that followed in their footsteps. An endless shower that turned bright days into gloomy ones. A never-ending downpour that painted the world around them.
Maybe it was a little rash to think that Mark and Sebastian could be tame for a week. One week. Every time Sebastian stepped outside he held the handle of the umbrella a little tighter, preparing for the inevitable heavy rainfall that always seemed to follow him; the umbrella would protect him, wouldn't it? Harsh words sung like prayers.
What if Sebastian had spent Summer Break with Mark in Spain.
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Sebastian leaned back, chewing his lip. A username. Something that didn’t give anything away. Something that still… felt like him. His eyes drifted to the window, the sky above Monaco already streaked with velvet-blue darkness. Midnight.
Yes. That would do.
“Midnight,” he typed, then hit the create profile button.
Some hours later, the app lit up with little notifications—pings from people looking to connect. Some sent short introductions, others emojis. Most felt shallow, performative, like the digital version of shaking hands without meeting someone’s eyes.
Sebastian opened the app to see what kind of messages he’d gotten. He was about to close out of the app when one message stopped him.Halo: “You don’t seem like the kind of person who enjoys small talk. Am I right?”
Sebastian blinked at the bluntness. He typed back before he could overthink.
Midnight: “You’d be correct. I’m not very good at it.”
A reply came quickly.
Halo: “Good. Neither am I. I’d rather talk about something real than how bad the weather is.”
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Нет, он все еще злится, конечно.
На Феттеля за то, что наступил на гордость; на Феттеля за то, что слишком догадливый; на Феттеля за то, что остановил лифт и запер их двоих в тесном пространстве.
На себя за то, что медленно, но верно ведется на эту тупую, детскую игру Себастьяна.
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- Русский
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A Mafioso’s Guide to Handling Your Kid’s Social Anxiety by 5_olace, Jaywastakeen
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
10 Jun 2025
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Mark had never expected to become a father
The parent life just wasnt for him. That was until he met Oscar. His now 13 year old child, whom he had adopted at the age of 3. Being in a mafia is never an easy thing and with constant enemies after your head, trouble is inevitable. Follow Mark’s journey in raising a kid with social anxiety, while being in a mafia. -
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No one has come close to them, or rather, be alive to tell the tale. It all changed when Captain Webber comes across a phenomenon he never asked for.
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Five times Mark Webber didn't realise he was Oscar Piastri's dad... and the one time he did.
Mark finally realises he has a kid, with plenty of help from a few grid dad's along the way.
Featuring a goodbye to Danny Ric in the final chapter <3
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When Sebastian is left alone in a hotel, after not slipping for a while he ends up falling too deep into headspace thinking Mark won’t be home for a while, he never is after all!
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-So- it's Fernando the first to speak. Like always, Mark would just fumble after him, a smile plastered on his face.
-Was a good run, eh? All those years are passed. Haven't see you in quite some time.-
The Aussie swallows thickly, attempting a smile, but something is still missing.
-Yeah. I've been enjoying retirement though, I'm much more at ease here.- Fernando nods, feigning understanding. Mark mentally kicks himself.- Language:
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In a world where everyone has a soul mate and an soul-opponent , Mark can't tell who's his worst enemy and who's his best ally.
He hesitates whether to learn Spanish or German.
After all, Scheiße is very close to Mierda.
No?
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Fernando and Mark have been great friends for their entire racing career. Yet time for one of them is quickly running out as Mark heads towards retirement. Fernando desperately wants to tell Mark how he feels but he needs a little helping hand, so he invites the grid to participate in Secret Santa. But what he doesn't know is that Mark feels the same way he does, and he wants to tell him before they begin to drift out of each other's lives.
Will they tell each other with a little help from a helping hand or let the time run out on the clock that is already running out of time?
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- Part 7 of F1 Ships Participate in Secret Santa
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Oscar barely pays attention to it as he looks down at the content of the spilled box and his thoughts are suddenly pulled away.
And look, Oscar doesn’t want to pry into Mark’s life, but the man is out of the building for the next hour or so, and the curiosity is killing him.
Whumptober Day 1 : Alt Prompt - Finding Old Letters
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- Part 1 of Whumptober 2024
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Але тепер він сидить завмерши, гледячи перед собою на відкритий канал на екрані.
Заледве легальний німецький твінк дрочить в готельному номері.
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Mark tiene una afición que le ha ocultado a Fernando: la escritura de fanfiction.
Fernando tiene una afición que le apasiona compartir con Mark, incluso si a este no le agrada tanto: leer fanfiction.Cuando no está en la pista disputando posiciones con el resto de los pilotos, Mark escribe los fanfics Webbonso cuyas actualizaciones Fernando espera con emoción.
¿Cuánto tiempo puede pasar el australiano escondiéndose de su pareja para escribirse a sí mismos en situaciones románticas? ¿Cuántas actualizaciones pasarán hasta que Fernando reconozca el estilo de escritura de Mark?
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Mark was going to kill the kid. He didn't like to think of himself as a violent person perse before, but boy was this brat making him learn new things about himself. He paces around the Redbull garage, so close to pulling his hair out.
Said kid walks in there grinning like the cat who got the cream. It makes Mark want to throttle him.
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Its summer.
Though it’s never really summer in Britain, the sky is still gray and thundering is a distant sound in the dark clouds above him. But he does feel at home, even though he’s been in Australia for the past five years. It does somehow feel better to be here.
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But now he’s frozen in place, seeing the channel infront of him.
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Fernando heared of Mark's retirement through rumours instead of Mark. He walks into the RB motorhome to call him out...but that never happened.
(Mark is stupid and Fernando is mad, but he can't stay mad at Mark for long)
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Ahead of Mark's final season in F1, Fernando starts to worry that the young upstart stealing all his records will also steal his man.
Mark has to reassure him. Mark is Bad At This.