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Cyril is a corporate raider on a business trip to Los Angeles, where he meets a gay prostitute named Ray and hires him to accompany him for the week. Based on the movie Pretty Woman. CyRay Cyril/Ray Rated for sex and language
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A series of ficlets involving our favorite spy
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Still My Heart Is Heavy (With The Hate Of Some Other Man's Beliefs) by malicemizer69
Fandoms: Archer (Cartoon)
08 Sep 2025
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Archer realises that he's allowed to say no (even if he feels like a downer) and instead makes bracelets with his girls.
[WIP, WILL BE CONTINUED ASAP.]
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Takes place during Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue. This is a different canon than my other fics. Cyril and Ray find out that they always liked each other while in San Marcos. Cyril/Ray Cyray rated for sex and language
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- Part 11 of Cyray
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Lana talks to her sister about her relationship with Archer.
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I am a Man of Unbearable Fortune by toastflower
Fandoms: Uncharted (Video Games), Uncharted 4: A Thief's End - Fandom, Archer (Cartoon)
13 Aug 2025
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Against a steamy island backdrop, interests, incentives and various other naughty things collide...
The Drake brothers are racing the clock to beat their ruthless rival Rafe Adler to the fabled Gunsway treasure. Meanwhile, top ISIS agents Lana Kane and Sterling Archer have been assigned to track down and neutralize a coldblooded warmonger last sighted with Nadine Ross's private army.
They're smart people. They spot an opportunity. If they team up, work together, pool their skills and resources, then maybe everyone can get what they want. Right?
...Right...?
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Ray Gillette is a former CIA agent who works freelance bodyguard positions. Hearing of his accomplishments, Senator Cyril Figgis' manager decides to hire him, but Ray finds the senator's security to be an awful mess. He also finds that he's attracted to the senator, and vice versa, and this could complicate the job he's hired to do. Bodyguard movie AU Cyril/Ray CyRay rated for sex and language
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- Part 10 of Cyray
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pov you're dating the world's best spies, will include blurbs with just lana, just archer, and both of them!
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After their last mission with Slater, Archer vanished without a trace. Evidence points to a bloody death in a random corner of LA and they're all kind of forced to move on. Four years later, the gang finds themselves in Seattle, Washington, working as a crime lab for the military police (somehow). A comedy of errors walks them into an emergency vet clinic, where they find Archer alive and acting very, very strange.
Long story short, Barry nabbed him, jammed a chip in his brain, and used it to force Archer to marry him and move to a richie-rich suburb. Fucking wild, right?
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Randall Reynolds did a lot of messed up stuff when he was in the Marines, and came home with several buckets worth of PTSD (and a HUSBAND, so, eat a dick, don't ask don't tell). Then he got a goddamn TBI. In the years since, he's been having episodes where he thinks he's someone else, and remembers a life that isn't real, and, sometimes, he tries to murder his husband for being a Russian Cyborg.Then three idiots show up at his clinic with a sick snake and start calling him by his VERY CLASSIFIED call sign.
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He is impossible, you are impossible, your entire relationship is impossible. It shouldn't work as well as it does, yet it simply does. So you both let it take its course.
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Naruto Archer the world's greatest assassin by Alastorblackclover2023
Fandoms: Naruto verse and Archer verse
04 May 2025
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Naruto is the younger brother of sterling Archer. I love the series and don't see anything passed two pages on the fanfic, so I wanted to go episode to episode to create one. Naruto will mostly be himself. He's going to be different then Archer who's an ass to everyone. This will become a harem series, but I am not going crazy with the lemon. I hate it when the lemon overtakes the story
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Ray Gillette and Cyril Figgis find the secrecy of their relationship jeopardized when they can no longer contain their carnal desires.
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Ray puts on a little dress for an undercover mission, and Cyril is nuts about it. That's it. Cyril/Ray CyRay rated for explicit sex and language
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- Part 4 of Cyray
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It's the summer of 1980. Financial attorney Cyril is invited to a summer resort by his client, Malory Archer. He invites his ex-wife, Lana, but she made it clear that she wasn't into him that way anymore. Feeling trapped and not knowing what to do with himself, he happens along the dirty-dancing employees, finding the head dance teacher, Ray Gillette, very alluring. Archer/Dirty Dancing crossover/AU CyRay Cyril/Ray rated for derogatory and explicit language and sex, as well as mentions of an abortion.
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- Part 8 of Cyray
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A rewrite of Ray's character in season 13, because he deserves better. Cyril breaks up with Ray after Ray gives his burn book to Fabian, but Ray has a mission to do, and needs to complete it no matter what the cost. CyRay Cyril/Ray rated for sex and language
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- Part 6 of Cyray
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Lana is the last to know about Ray and Cyril's relationship, so she asks Ray if this is real or a scheme to make her jealous. Ray surprises himself with the answer. Cyray Cyril/Ray rated for sex and language
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- Part 3 of Cyray
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Following their CIA mishap(s), Lana and Archer have somehow been granted a do-over with their new lives in LA. Adjusting to a different city with different means of mania will take some getting used to.
Now operating under their sketchy PI roles, they find themselves forced to navigate not so much clear blue Californian waters, but the murkier, more macabre waves of a less-than functional family.
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What if Lana and Cyril never went after Archer and Luke wasn't interrupted?
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I literally do not care if you don't like Archer x Troy nor do I care if you have a problem with the noncon, SCROLL ON PPL -
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Barry finds himself stranded in another country one day after- stupid frickin’ Archer (calm down, Other Barry)- a mission with the ISIS crew.
Thanks to Archer.
He meets Zane, or rather nearly kills Zane, while he’s fighting off a ninja robot? Whatever, what matters is Zane saves his ass and he’s still stuck in Ninjago City.