3 Works in Klarion Being a Little Shit (DCU)
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The Time I Got Clickbaited By A Cat by quotidian_void
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)
04 Oct 2025
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The title says it all. Tim got clickbaited by a cat into reliving his greatest fear.
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“Mrrr,” she pointed at a tent. It was the Horror House. One of the worst scary businesses in Gotham. Toddler parties happened there.
“Why did you take me to—” Tim widened his eyes. “Hang on a minute.” He pulled out his wrist holo-computer and looked up his location. “Fucking hell, T. You led me right at the edge of Fort Clinton!” He turned to glare at the cat. “You want me to get fear-gassed?”
T smiled. Creepily.
“Riiiight,” Tim narrowed his eyes. “Well, it’s been fun and all, but, uh, I really need to get home.” He took a step back. “I know you’re a smart one, so you can probably take care of yourself. Don’t hold it against me for what I’m about to do.” He broke into a run.
T wasn’t any old mangy cat. Tim, through his love for cats and the distracting growing pile of dread in his stomach, had been ignoring all the warning signs. Cats that can understand what a human is saying on the first meeting and can lead directions? That was a neon sign saying danger.
Tim was right, Damian would be jealous. Jealous of his utter blissful naivety.
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Learn (+Demons) by Klarion for marirah
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Constantine (TV), Klarion (Comics)
12 Oct 2022
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Or, Cambions and Curses
--Zatanna asked Constantine to exorcize Zachary Zatara - a cambion attached to the Zatara family. It does not go as planned.
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- Part 234 of 365 Days of One Word Prompts (and my Suffering)
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A little warning would be nice! by Masquerades_EVERYWHERE
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Young Justice (Cartoon)
23 Jul 2022
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Klarion's decision to make all the adults and children separate led to some unexpected fatalities which he had not notified a certain Master of Death ahead of time. This makes them a little more than angry.
AKA Harry and Klarion have a deal that whenever Klarion does his schemes he would let Harry know ahead of time so he can prepare for the deaths since Chaos Lords can interrupt the flow of a person's life. Meaning someone could die later or earlier due to this and Death doesn't like this, so he doesn't like Klarion who causes this.
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