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you’re starting to look really weird by lakes_liver
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), The LEGO Ninjago Movie (2017)
08 Oct 2025
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Lloyd Montgomery Smith-Garmadon has spent the last seven years of his life training with his chosen family to become the fabled Green Ninja. Now 16, he’s defeated his father, the serpentine, and the Overlord. Unluckily for him, destiny has one thing left up it’s sleeve.
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Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon has spent the two years of his life tirelessly training and fighting to keep the world safe. Ever since he was hit by the Tomorrow’s Tea, everything changed. He just wants peace, to be 17 like everyone else. When has destiny ever cared about that, though?
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Lloyd Mason Garmadon has worked with the Secret Ninja Force to protect the city from his father for the past three years. Outside of that, he’s a 16 year old kid with what must be a record for how many people hate him. What’s next, he meets his alternate counterparts?
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OR, three different universes hold Lloyd in three different ways. one day, two of them wake up in the wrong place, and a third goes around like its nothing. what happens when they meet? -
A Tale of Plomeek and Milk Chocolate by Loumicrobes
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon)
08 Oct 2025
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Hazel Dättwyler, directrice du Strange New Worlds Daycare, ne s'attendait pas à ce que l'animation "Tribules" organisée dans sa garderie ne dégénère en une invasion de boules de poils affamées. La voilà maintenant obligée de débarraser le vaisseau de ces créatures et, pire encore, de collaborer avec T'nai L'kei Najak Davis, une Vulcaine opiniâtre et sarcastique.
La proximité forcée des deux femmes fait naître en elles d'étranges sentiments. Leurs destins seraient-ils liés ? Ces deux enseignes de Starfleet, que tout oppose, ont peut-être bien plus en commun que ce qu'elles auraient pu imaginer.
Quand vient le Pon farr et que la vie de Najak est menacée, Hazel ne peut plus cacher la vérité.
Elle doit lui avouer son amour.- Language:
- Français
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(Two) Idiot(s) With a Box and a... Screwdriver by alex144
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), The Thick of It (TV), The Devil's Hour (TV), Soft Top Hard Shoulder (1993), The Hour (TV)
08 Oct 2025
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Just a collection of E rated Twelfth Doc one-shots. Whouffaldi, Twissy, Twelve and Kate Stewart, and mild Doctorcest, as well as a few crossover pairings with The Thick of It, Skins, and The Devil's Hour.
Mostly fluffy, occasionally angsty.
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- Part 2 of Twelfth Doc one-shot collections
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Schlocktober 2025 by Wheretheharekissesthefoxgoodnight
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
08 Oct 2025
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My contribution to the Schlocktober event. As unhinged and smutty as you expect. >:)
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BEFORE FRISKS FALL
Flowey had grown bored despite the many timeline resets, you can only kill so many monsters over and over till you die of boredom, right?
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On popular request, I present: PART 4 of Ron's (Overactive) Imagination
(I recommend reading at least one of the previous parts for context.)“I told you you’d like it,” Malfoy was saying. “Didn’t I tell you you'd beg for more?”
Ron narrowed his eyes. Cake, he thought firmly. They're trying some new cake. Maybe Malfoy baked. People change. This could be a baking thing.
“Oh, Harry, gods—that thing you just did—do that again!” Hermione gasped.
“Alright, but I think it’s Malfoy’s turn after that,” Harry said, chuckling.
Massages, Ron reasoned. Shoulder rubs. Very platonic. Hogwarts is stressful. Massages are nice.
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- Part 4 of Ron's (Overactive) Imagination
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Mari, Meredith's sister, convinces Meredith to stay at the intern mixer, and plops down on a barstool at Joe's to see if she'll run out. Mari meets Derek. AU S1.
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The Ink Incident by GPTwrites (craaazyaboutMalfoy)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Oct 2025
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PART 3 of Ron's (Overactive) Imagination
“Not like that, Malfoy! You’re too rough. Be gentler.”
Ron’s feet planted themselves as if hit by a Body-Bind Curse. Oh no. Not again.
“I wasn’t too rough!” Malfoy retorted, indignant. “If anything, I think you’re too sensitive.”
Ron pinched the bridge of his nose. No. No, no, no.
“Don’t just stand there, Harry,” Hermione scolded. “Show him how it's done.”
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- Part 3 of Ron's (Overactive) Imagination
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The Quidditch Quandry by GPTwrites (craaazyaboutMalfoy)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Oct 2025
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PART 2 of Ron's (Overactive) Imagination
"I just don't see how you keep it steady at that speed," Harry continued, a tinge of frustration creeping into his voice.
Malfoy chuckled, a low, irritating sound that grated on Ron's nerves. "It's all in the grip. Firm, but not too tight. Like this."
Ron clutched his hair. Oh no, not his best mate too!
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- Part 2 of Ron's (Overactive) Imagination
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The Potions Classroom Rendezvous by GPTwrites (craaazyaboutMalfoy)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Oct 2025
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PART 1 of Ron's (Overactive) Imagination
"Stop fumbling, Malfoy!" Hermione snapped.
"I'm not fumbling!" Malfoy shot back, his voice sharp with indignation. "My technique is flawless, thank you very much."
Ron nearly choked. What the bloody hell was going on in there?
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- Part 1 of Ron's (Overactive) Imagination
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Welcome to the Internet by Lux_Animus
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
08 Oct 2025
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Let’s read Reddit but make it MHA
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Chim is reading aloud before Buck can lunge across the counter and stop him, “I’d beg so loud they’d all know exactly what you—” His eyebrows climb to his hairline, “Buck, what the fuck?”
Ravi bursts out laughing, nearly doubling over, “Wait, you sexted the group chat?!”
“No, no, no—” Buck’s voice traitorously cracks and he can feel the heat in his face, “That’s not—I didn’t—”
Hen’s tone sharpens, amusement undercut with curiosity, “You’re seeing someone? Who is she?”
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Three months of secret hookups with Eddie and Buck manages to blow it all with one wrong text. -
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Auror Hermione Granger is sent to inspect Malfoy Manor for Dark Objects and artifacts.
The Malfoy House elves decide that Miss Granger would make the perfect bride for their lonely Master Draco.
Hilarity—and some near-death experiences—ensue.
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It’s ‘Captain’ Branzy, thank you! by dio_the_wha
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, No Name SMP - Failboat
08 Oct 2025
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Oh, were you looking for a Branzy? Well, we’ve got a Branzy Bones! He’s been dropped in this oddly realistic pirate world!
His mission? Oh, yeah, just that he needs to find the seven most powerful treasures in the ocean and become the most powerful pirate in this world…or die trying.
What could go wrong?
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Wake-Up Call by IndigosAbyss
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K., Dr. STONE (Manga), Dr. STONE (Anime)
08 Oct 2025
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Saiki Kusuo and PK Academy was swept up into the Petrification, same as the rest of the world. But, Saiki, being the strongest psychic in the world, was actually able to meet the Medusa's goal of having a human think themselves out of the rock, without use of nitric acid.
It just took him thirty seven hundred years to manage it. Right before Ishigami Senku did the same with a little leg up from the old miracle liquid.
And he wasn't the only student of PK Academy to have been revived in the Stone World, either. -
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Obi-Wan is ferried down to the planet Galidraan with the rest of the Mandalorians on board the ship. He's faced with the cold, the evil, and the downright terrifying. Luckily, this time, he's got people in his corner who won't let him explore it alone. Still, something feels off about this place..
He intends to find out why.
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How Obi-Wan saves a creed.
(I made a tumblr account for the art. Still updating! https://www. /royalchili)
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- Part 3 of The Little Viper
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Alright! another poor soul that get to be a victim into the BSD world, let see who this poor soul is and how he is fairing?, but this time he didn’t give a damn on the fate and plot lines if it means for him to survive then so be it.
If he can safe some of the characters from a certain fate then okay, but if not then oh well, guess that is just cannon event, baby. he is not a evil nor a good guy, just someone who want to survive this madness.
Oh hey, did he just see a ginger man?
.....OH SHI—
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“Okay, I see where this is going”, Alya said with a sigh. “What is your desire charm?”
It took another moment of gathering her courage for Marinette to finally tell her: “A fleshlight.”
“A–” Alya blinked, mind working. Alya was the furthest thing from stupid. Given all the necessary pieces she usually put things together very quickly. Today was no exception. “A magic fleshlight that you feel when it’s being used!?”
Marinette’s face was burning but she looked at her best friend and nodded.
“So who has it?”, Alya immediately asked, not willing to just let it be.
Marinette sighed and then very, very quietly said: “Cat Noir has it.” -
Steal My Phone, Steal My Heart (Daminette) by krono20112025
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types, Robin (Comics), Maribat - Fandom
08 Oct 2025
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After 48 sleepless hours in Paris, a disheveled Marinette accidentally grabs the wrong phone—belonging to a rude American tourist. What follows is a chaotic chain of misadventures across the city. But as the day spirals out of control, could this unexpected mix-up be the start of something better?
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Meeting your Heroes (and failing, miserably) by Junaperus
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
08 Oct 2025
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Katherine just wanted to go home for the summer. But instead she crashed into Thedas (quite literally), the world of a video game she hasn't played in years.
(Updates weekly, every Sunday night or Monday morning)