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A little rewrite of S01E03, "A Gentleman Pirate", for fun.
What would've happened if Stede had taken up Izzy's invitation to meet Blackbeard. Spoiler: Izzy has a much worse night.
This fic is now complete!
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Since returning to piracy, Stede has found and intercepted The Revenge, putting a stop to the crew's downward spiral before loss of life or limb. Restoring peace hasn't been so simple.
Ed and Izzy are fighting and its everybody's problem. But mostly Stede's.
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Kraken Ben claims Izzy as his newest carrier.
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[Podfic of] she’ll take that pound of flesh by vexbatch pods (vexbatch) for raider_king
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Jan 2025
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Audio Length: 15:05
There was a figure leaning above him, long tresses of silver-shot hair cascading down into Izzy’s face. Ed, then.
“Shh, shh, shh. It’s only me.”
Ed wakes Izzy with a surprise that they both thoroughly enjoy.
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A young Izzy Hands is desperate, and will do anything to get his Captain's attention. Even if that attention comes as a punishment.
Written for the Hornigold week prompts catching feelings and punishment.
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- Part 1 of Hornigold Week '24
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Written for the prompt "Thank you."
Ed beats up and fucks Izzy and they both love it.
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- Part 31 of OFMD Kinktober '23
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Written for the prompts voyeurism and "come for me."
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- Part 30 of OFMD Kinktober '23
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“I have an idea,” Izzy voiced to Edith one quiet morning at the helm.
“Oh yeah?” she mused. “What kind of idea?”
“A sexy one if you’d like it to be,” Izzy alluded.
(part of a series, but its not necessary to read them in order if you don't feel like it)
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- Part 3 of The Intricacies of Healing and Love
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This is why we have the group chat by Skin_and_bones666
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Oct 2024
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Stede makes a group chat, izzy thinks it's stupid but is it?
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Stede, Ed and izzy being dumbasses
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“I want Izzy to pierce my ear,” Stede blurted out one morning while he and Edith were getting dressed for the day. “Do you think he would do that for me?”
“Yeah babe, I know he would,” Edith replied, glancing at Stede in the mirror she was hunched over to apply her eyeliner. “He did all mine ya know.”
(part of a series, but its not necessary to read them in order if you don't feel like it)
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- Part 2 of The Intricacies of Healing and Love
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Izzy is struggling with his love for Blackbeard, and has to accept he will never be his "first".
This is a short story I wrote for the "Inventing Love" zine <3
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Ed and Stede's Inn That is Very Nice; and Good to Stay At; and Has Beds and Stuff by NichePastiche, wisteria_lodge
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Sep 2024
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Izzy is dragged back to the land of the living through some highly suspect sea-magic. Now it's only a matter of time before he ruins everything, again. He'd leave, except Bonnet is refusing to let him out of his sight and keeps insisting on some very... interesting sleeping arrangements.
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Stede is taking care of a heavily pregnant Izzy while Ed is away. Izzy takes full advantage.
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it's not love, it's safe-keeping by buoymehome (Lilibel)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Aug 2024
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"Jackie likes your tears. You're so good crying for Jackie."
Written as part of the Izzy Hands Bingo - for the "candles" prompt
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A week ago, Izzy Hands lost for the first time in his boxing career to a half-grown brat and hasn't been able to stop seething over it since.
So he goes out to a bar to get drunk and fist fight someone until his blood stops boiling, and he runs into that very same brat.
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- Part 6 of the greatest of these is love
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“You’re so tense! Loosen up a bit.”
“I’m fine.”
“No, you’re not,” the scribe gently set the sketchbook on an armchair and positioned himself behind the sofa Izzy was occupying. “May I?” asked Lucius with his hands just above Izzy’s shoulders.
“Whatever.”
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Or Lucius helps Izzy unwind in various ways.
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they get into it :)
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I really suck at Summaries but I know they're necessary to convince any Crew to read these first.
This is my idea of a season 2-ish, maybe 3.
Stede and Ed are happily and dorkily in love. The entire crew is on the Revenge, including Izzy, who is still being a salty little twat.
They have a new surgeon so there will be no more Loss of fingers (looking at you, Lucius)
I also have a very bisexual Stede and Ed, looking at this surgeon with that feral glimmer in their eye.
Can she handle two Captains? For her sake, I sure hope so.
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- Part 1 of How The Wind Blows
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Izzy Hands has not seen Ed in weeks, until Ed shows up at his flat out of the blue for a hookup. Izzy makes a grave error of pointing his pistol at Ed, and Ed shows Izzy what a pistol feels like.
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Torture turns Izzy on. Roach has knives and doesn't give a shit. Izzy is drawn like a moth to a flame.