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They're All Made of Fucking Lego by alex144
Fandoms: The Thick of It (TV), In the Loop (2009)
25 Sep 2025
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A collection of TTOI one-shots.
Pre-, during, and post-canon. With all of the things that make The Thick of It so wonderful - swearing, pining, politics 'jokes', Malcolm's ridiculous neologisms... and quite a bit more smut!
Full index of stories, tags, and ratings in the first chapter.
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I am keeping this fandom alive and breathing writing about this man one day at a time. I refuse to let it die lmao, I love this man too much. Enjoy! <3
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What Happens at the Party Conference... by au_rebours, quiet_crisis_in_the_corner for kittyhawkgraphics
Fandoms: The Thick of It (TV), In the Loop (2009) & The Thick of It, In the Loop (2009)
04 Jul 2025
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...stays at the party conference. Ollie certainly hoped so, anyway.
The story of a hookup and its consequences.
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After a terrible day in the office, you seek the only one you know who can give you the comfort you need.
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You Have Me by MalachiWilde
Fandoms: The Thick of It (TV), In the Loop (2009), In the Loop (2009) & The Thick of It
02 Jun 2025
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After a long day at the fuckoffice, Malcolm calls on your help after another DoSAC cock-up.
Reader's pronouns / appearance not mentioned, so this is available to all! :) x
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for our man's best friend, dog bless by herewebloodygo for autisticlesbian
Fandoms: The Thick of It (TV), In the Loop (2009) & The Thick of It, In the Loop (2009)
26 Apr 2025
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"No one’s watching you. That’s why I'm here.” Malcolm gestures with his glass and whiskey slops down his front. It occurs to Jamie that his flat might not have been Malcolm’s first port of call. This is certainly not his first drink. “No one cares about you. You’re not even a footnote in history. You’re a fucking – a fucking – what do you call it?” He snaps his fingers. “A dog-ear. You’re a fucking dog-eared page in the history book of No One Gives A Fuck. Which means it’s your lucky day, because no one will think to look for me here.”
Jamie gives Malcolm a tip-off. And a place to stay, maybe.
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Meat by farewellmylunchbag
Fandoms: In the Loop (2009) & The Thick of It, In the Loop (2009)
19 May 2024
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“You were just meat in the room, Simon.”
- Language:
- English
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- 1,236
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 93
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Young Professional Seeking Purpose by breakmyshins
Fandoms: The Thick of It (TV), In the Loop (2009)
23 Sep 2021
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Sam, PA extraordinaire, is considering moving on from her job and making a foray into politics. Malcolm engages in a power struggle with Jaime and Jaime rekindles his love for hosiery and humiliation.
(beta'd by @TheWinterComet)
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"They had been having moments like this more and more the past few months, these moments of quiet closeness. They never spoke about it, never mentioned it, but Jamie could feel something building to a crescendo. Now, Jamie was well aware that he lacked in the patience department, and in a lot of similar situations, the tension rising would send him into a frenzy and he’d start demanding them to get to the point. But this was with Malcolm, and Jamie was all too aware of how delicate manoeuvring any situation with Malcolm could be."
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Deep Cover by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Thick of It (TV), In the Loop (2009), Doctor Who (2005), In the Loop (2009) & The Thick of It, Doctor Who
16 Feb 2020
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The only constants in Malcolm Tucker's life are the broken fob watch he can never seem to get rid of and his unwaveringly, irritatingly cheery personal assistant.
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A Helping Hand by enjoyurfuckingspaghetti
Fandoms: The Thick of It (TV), In the Loop (2009) & The Thick of It, In the Loop (2009)
01 Feb 2020
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Malcolm has had a stressful day. Luckily, someone is around to give a helping hand.
"Tie on. Might need something to something to grab on to."
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是送给比卡老师的生日礼物
比较短小希望不要介意><
生日快乐！祝新的一岁可以磕到更多心仪的粮！
有什么想看的CP都可以告诉我，我产！（虽然质量不高wwwww） -
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Imagine the crossest man in Scotland in a couple therapy session.
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- English
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- 3,044
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
- Hits:
- 284
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The continuation of a Sunday breakfast that goes horribly wrong
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- English
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- 1,673
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
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A nice sunday breakfast ends in a discussion about relationships and a lot of swearing.
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A Christmas Carol by TARDISApparates221 for ellymelly, Nehszriah
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, The Thick of It (TV), In the Loop (2009) & The Thick of It, In the Loop (2009)
23 Dec 2017
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One weird Shitmas was all it took to forge an implicit alliance made in the depths of hell itself.
For Malcolm Tucker, life as he knew it was about to grind to a perfect halt and all seems lost. But maybe all his sick and ailing luck needed, was the right kind of Doctor.
And, maybe, Malcolm Tucker will find himself surrounded by wasps, aliens and raving-mental psychopaths in fancy dress. And be fucking happy about it.
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Media crisis by buttsp8jr
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), The Thick of It (TV), In the Loop (2009)
02 Dec 2017
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Rose is running from her past and ends up working as a PA for an aggressive spin doctor. After a crisis with the press he has to find somewhere to hide, and decides his new PA's flat is a good place.
Not finished, probably never will be. The last chapter overviews the rest of the story...
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There Will (Actually) Be Blood by EmilyweepsforPilfrey
Fandoms: The Thick of It (TV), In the Loop (2009), In the Loop (2009) & The Thick of It
22 Mar 2017
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After leaving the political scene for good, Jamie finally pursues his idea of creating a cinema that only shows There Will Be Blood* and There Will Be Tits**.
*But there is actually a decent amount of blood
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Personal Assistance by TheScholarlyStrumpet (equipoise)
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), The Thick of It (TV), Doctor Who, In the Loop (2009), In the Loop (2009) & The Thick of It
08 Jun 2016
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Clara Oswald leaves behind teaching to enter the world of British politics. What better way to make a splash than by working for the infamous Malcolm Tucker?
And if discovering a (mutual) attraction happens to catch them both off-guard.... well, that's just life, right?
Clara x Malcolm AU, sexual tension, humor, and lots of F-bombs. Set in The Thick of It, series 3-ish (timeline liberties will be taken)
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smoking sawdust cigarettes in the middle of the night by shipwrecks
Fandoms: The Thick of It (TV), In the Loop (2009)
02 Apr 2016
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But Jamie had been patient (most of) the whole evening. Doing exactly as Malcolm told, reporting back swiftly so he could plan his next move before anyone else could even figure out they should be planning. It was extremely helpful.
So he'd earned this, actin' like a good boy 'nd all that.