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• YKWIM by notmars

  Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, The Odyssey - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)  

  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage Sex
  • Multi
  • Work in Progress

  26 Oct 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Underage Sex
  • Odysseus/Penelope
  • Achilles/Patroclus
  • Odysseus/Diomedes
  • EVERYBODY from iliad
  • NO im not naming all of them
  • basically everybody from iliad EXCEPT some of hectors siblings cz i dont remember how to spell their names and im not bothering myself w it
  • i only rmb cassandra paris and hector
  • do i have another fanfic with 46 words in the making... perhaps?
  • am i LAZY? perhaps.
  • ok listen imreally into epic
  • tho ive never read the Iliad or TSOA most of my knowledge comes from pinterest and reaction videos and fics ive already read
  • FUCK U IDC IF I MISCHARACTERIZE THEM
  • agammenmon is a bitch did i atleast spell that right
  • I hate his name
  • I lwk forgot menelaus existed
  • Texting
  • Chatting & Messaging
  • Alternate Universe - High School
  • High School
  • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
  • Modern Era
  • LEAVE ME ALONE I DONT WANT TO UPDATE MY HARRY POTTER FIC
  • odysseus is gonna b emo & so is patroclus
  • PENELOPE IS GONNA BE PREPPY.
  • helen is lwk a slut... but like in a good way??
  • A LOTT OF ACRONYMS
  • agamemnon is gonna be a jock AND SO IS ACHILLES they're both kinda assholes
  • agamemnon is soft for menelaus
  • Achilles is soft for patroclus & A LITTLE BIT for ody
  • i love odysseus
  • tagging is so much better then writing cuz it like gets me hype.
  • ykwim??
  • OHMYGOD IM MAKING THAT THETITLE
  • thers gonna b angst but not good angst im not good at writng
  • IM GOOD AT THE CONCEPT OF IT
  • not the actual part
  • i have no plot
  • Odysseus is emotionally unavailable but he LEARNNNS and hes emo 2 ig?? hes like one of those buff emo's tho??? hes kinda tan ig...
  • the olympians are like the teachers
  • I KNOW ATHENA oh my god i spelt her name like arena
  • okay athena is a bio teacher
  • aphrodite is the sex ed teacher ITS THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF FUCK OFF
  • ares is gym teacher
  • hermes is literature teacher
  • apollo is.. music teacher?
  • englush teacher shall be.... AELOUS
  • uh HELIOS shall be.....idrk man i forgot what was in school
  • OO HE'LL BE ASL TEACHER
  • persephone will be.....
  • garden teacher..?
  • LEAVE ME ALONE I DONT RMB MUCH FROM SCHOOL;
  • ok so i searched up the pantheon and i regret it
  • there are so many gods??
  • no im only doing the ones that were mentioned in epic
  • IM SO TEMPTED TO MAKE HADES THE JANITOR
  • poseiden is a swim coach ill stand by it
  • patroclus is on the wrestling team and he beats most at it
  • not hector or achilles
  • i had to search up school subjects cz i forgot what they teach
  • ARTEMIS WILL BE A MATH TEACHER FUCK OFF GUYS
  • i lied im including more gods cuz why r there SO MANY SUBJECTS??
  • hypnos will be teacher of art
  • amphitrite is a science teacher..
  • chemistry and physics teacher is none other than demeter?
  • DRAMA TEACHER IS HEBE
  • zeus is obviously the principal..
  • and hera is vp
  • hades is secretary
  • i had to search up what subjects were in school cz i gen forgot??

  Summary

  hi this is crack chatfic it gets funny at chp 4 ok? yes... um diomedes is black ok? and um emo odysseus..

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  English

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  Chapters:

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