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• Cuffing The Jeans (While Hoping Bruce Catches On) by TwistedToxic

  Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  30 Jun 2020

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No Romantic Relationship(s)
  • Dick Grayson
  • Jason Todd
  • Tim Drake
  • Stephanie Brown
  • Bruce Wayne
  • Cassandra Cain
  • Duke Thomas
  • Harper Row
  • Cullen Row
  • Damian Wayne
  • Crack
  • This is nothing but crack
  • everyone is bi
  • except Cullen
  • Also Tim is trans
  • And you can pry that from my cold dead hands
  • Everyone is lowkey a dumbass
  • Except Duke and Cass
  • everyone else has to share the braincell
  • Coming Out
  • in by far one of the worst (best) ways possible
  • Bruce is kinda oblivious
  • or is he...?
  • BUT BEAR WITH ME ON THIS
  • pee jokes
  • Jason Todd is a little shit
  • Okay let's be real here they all are
  • This isn't exactly in character but
  • it's crack so I mean there's a little leeway there
  • Author Is Sleep Deprived
  • Like very sleep deprived
  • Bisexual Chaos
  • THE RETURN OF ADOPTED STEPH
  • Bruce is so done with his kids
  • but I mean he has every right to be
  • Duke deserves a medal for living with these people
  • There's like a dash of angst
  • it's very brief though
  • Transphobia mention
  • it's pretty much 99.9 percent crack here though
  • Alfred is lowkey god
  • I think I need help after this
  • everyone is so dramatic
  • RIP the Manor's toaster
  • sibling shenanigans
  • why be in character when you get siblings being bastards

  Summary

  "Hey, B!" Dick said through a mouthful of spoon. Alfred would have a stroke if he saw Dick do that in this household. Jason was on his phone, and Bruce could only wonder what he was going to do to fuck with someone. Jason was tapping his foot, no doubt to a song he'd probably heard earlier. New shoes? He looked to Dick.

  When did they get Converse?

  "I think he's having a stroke." Jason said. Bruce looked at his sons and offered a dry chuckle.

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