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• Red Tulips, Sunflowers, & Alstroemeria by PomegranateLemonade

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  23 Sep 2025

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  • Harry Potter/Ron Weasley
  • Harry Potter
  • Ron Weasley
  • I am nothing if not a deviant
  • I had a dream and here we are
  • originally set in Goblet of Fire
  • and then realised they weren’t as old as I remembered
  • and we ain’t doing that shit
  • nope nope nope
  • eight year fic
  • 18 year olds
  • Harry has a crash out
  • Harry DOES NOT become an Auror
  • Ron makes wands
  • Ron is ftm
  • but gender is so fluid in the wizarding world it doesn’t matter
  • Mutual Masturbation
  • Vaginal Fingering
  • handjob
  • Clothed Sex
  • They’re my fav hp ship
  • Take me out back and shoot me like the beta for this fic

  Summary

  Harry decides the Wizarding world isn’t for him and that finishing out school is moot. Cue Ron walking in on his crash out and learning a couple things… including having a couple things go down his pants.

  Language:

  English

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