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    A recording of 'Survive the Horde 101' by sparkstarthetrashcan

    Peter's first day teaching at Brooklyn Visions Academy couldn't go any worse than a Sandman attack... or could it?

    A tacky choker collar trend goes viral, but it's not as innocent as it first seems. More and more students are pulled into its clutches, until even the Ultimate Spider-Man, Miles Morales, is part of the Horde.

    Trying to survive the Not-Zombie Zombie Apocalypse isn't all bad, though. Especially when he finds a certain survivor, the hot P.E. Teacher

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    * * *
    Tony Stark hated meetings.

    This was a well known fact throughout Stark Industries employees. There were probably more complaints made by business partners about Tony not showing up to meetings than there were fish in the sea

    And this meeting was the most boring thing Tony had ever had to sit through in his life.

    …Until it wasn’t.

    * * *
    Peter was too tired for this.

    He was over it. He was done. He had a bullet wound in his side.
    He also had two broken ribs, a fractured ankle and next week was finals week.

    Peter wondered what cosmic force kept fucking with him like this.

    * * *

    Peter gets injured on patrol and sneaks into the tower to patch himself up while he thinks no on is there. He is very wrong.

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    Peter Stark just wanted to relax from his trip in Europe, but unfortunately for him, his little brother Harley has other plans for him.
    or: Harley’s pranks went too far, and then brotherly fluff at the end.
    Two completed chapters posted at the end of the series.

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    So many people. Peter doesn’t even know them all. They all grieve, though. Everyone had someone to grieve. If you didn’t, then what a sad life. Your sister, brother, mother, father, friend, pet. Or even someone you passed every other day at the coffee shop. Everyone had someone to grieve. Peter watched them grieve. He grieved too.

     

    Or;
    Peter is snapped, spends some time in a void, then wakes up in Gotham with hazy memories. And he meets a cute boy! How fun!

    He is based on all three movies, and the comics because canon is my bitch. Enjoy!

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    Peter’s aunt is dating someone. Matt’s seeing a woman with a teenage nephew. Neither of them realize the other is their rooftop vigilante partner — until dinner happens.

    or

    matt is dating Peters aunt and neither of them know if the other knows about their -other- persona

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    Mr. Murdock是現今Peter Parker在世上擁有的唯一了。他是不會袖手旁觀Matt的男友劈腿偷吃夜魔俠這件事的。即使他的男朋友就是制裁者本人。

    同一時間,鷹眼為好麻吉夜魔俠帶來了壞消息:他男朋友Frank Castle正背著他和某個盲眼律師偷情。

    (Frank 100%受夠了,但他怎麼可能真的埋怨任何讓Matt笑得這麼開的事情呢?)

    *中譯版

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    Peter Parker just wants a nap (or maybe a burrito). Instead, he’s kidnapped mid-sandwich by Deadpool—who’s decided to declare himself Peter’s “cool aunt” and embark on a chaotic custody battle against Tony Stark and Aunt May. With spinning, snack parties, legal threats, and an impending flash mob in Times Square, welcome to Peter’s new “family” life—where chaos is the only rule and sanity is just a distant memory.

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    Wade Wilson isn't exactly a calming presence. So it is a total mystery to him why this cute guy keep falling asleep on him.
    --
    Bambi startled awake, leaning just off Wade’s chest.

    “Huh… I…” He blinked slowly. “Oh shit did I just fall asleep on you!?”

    “That you did,” Wade smiled. “Your face got one feel of my tits and you passed right out. Either I need to sell moulds of these to a pillow company right now, or you need to catch up on a couple of weeks worth of sleep.”

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    After the world has forgotten the existence of Peter Parker, still drowning in the grief of May’s death and the trauma of his past. Peter’s life is at stand still, until plans are made, decisions are taken and what do you mean Tony Stark just announced he is Iron Man ?!

    ***

    In a place where the sun is forever dawning, where universes collide. A kid from Queens took a leap of faith and rewrote the meaning of being a hero.

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    Mr. Murdock is just about all Peter Parker has in the world right now. So he’s not going to stand idly by and not say anything when he finds out that Matt’s boyfriend is cheating on him with Daredevil. Even if his boyfriend is the Punisher himself.

    Meanwhile, Hawkeye has terrible news for his buddy Daredevil: his boyfriend Frank Castle is cheating on him with some blind lawyer guy.

    (Frank is 100% Over It, but how can he really begrudge anything that makes Matt laugh so much?)

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    Harley looked Tony dead in the eyes.

    “How has he survived childhood?”

    Tony laughed awkwardly (and Tony Stark never laughs awkwardly, like, ever) and stared into the empty space for a while.

    “I honestly don’t know, Harley.”

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    5 times people accused Peter of being pregnant and the one time he thought he might be.
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    “Are you claiming infertility? It is a pretty poor lie considering the Bugle says they have three women claiming to carry your unborn children!”

    Peter snaps his head around staring at the reporter.

    “What? That is impossible!” Three women?! He had only slept with three women! And one of them was dead. What kind of crazy women were claiming this?!

    “How do you explain…”

    Peter cuts them off. “I can't get anyone pregnant you dipshits I have a pussy.”

    --

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    Everyone Peter has ever loved is gone. At least, gone from his life.

    MJ and Ned have no idea who he is.

    Mr. Tony is dead.

    May is dead because of him.

    ---

    Peter just wants to die, but can a certain Devil of Hell's Kitchen save the Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, and maybe mentor him along the way?

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    Dare devil find Peter of roof and thinks he is a jumper so befriends him.

     

    “Don't jump please.”

    Peter sucks in a breath.

    “I wasn't going to jump off the roof”

    Lie.

    Matt is great at hearing lies. He knows right away if people are lying. But even if he didn't this was a terrible lie he is literally standing on the edge of the roof.

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    The Avengers get a tip that Spiderman is blind, and Daredevil is a kid.

    The truth is, that Daredevil is blind, and Spiderman is a kid. Daredevil and Spiderman don’t even know about the other one’s existence.

    {Discontinued}

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    In which high school sucks even more for Penny Parker than the average teenager;

    or, Penny starts high school, loses her Uncle Ben, meets "really good lawyer" Matthew Murdock, and gets a very peculiar spider bite...

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    "Nerd," Harry mutters, shaking his head, and then he's coming back for more. "Whaddya thinkin' about?"

    Peter's face blue-screens. He doesn't even say anything. I bet Harry's lips are insured for, like, five hundred thousand dollars. Kind of like Regina George.

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    Matt gave Peter his number to call for help with any mundane adulting issues.
    Matt really should have known better.

    “Matt,” Foggy calls, “everything good up there? You ran like a bat out of hell.”
    Matt keeps his voice under control when he answers. “Spiderman’s coming for a visit. He’s really upset.”
    Foggy sticks his head out. “What? What’s wrong?”
    “I don’t know. He just said he needed to talk.”
    “You don’t think this is like…an Avengers-level ‘talk’?”
    “He would have warned me about aliens, Foggy.” I hope, Matt silently adds onto his sentence.

    A fic featuring Daredevil, Spider Man, and the ethics of being a street-level vigilante. Post-Spider Man: No Way Home.
    TRIGGER WARNINGS: Animal Injury, References to underage coercive sex/sex trafficking, Demeaning, misogynistic language, One fairly descriptive scene of violence

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    like the title says.

    Team red gets social media, are absolute fucking disasters and we love them.

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    10/?
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    In which Gwen Stacy decides its a good idea to hack into Starks mainframe.

    or

    Gwen Stacey could quite possibly be the textbook definition of put together, she was the top student of Midtown High, had never met a problem she couldn't solve and always, always pulled herself together in times of crisis.

    Except for right now.

    She was bored, like really really bored.

    Usually, she would study but her grades were near perfect and with Peter's Spiderman gig taking up his entire life she had no viable competition in midtown High to keep her entertained. Her dad was at work, like always and her friends were all busy.

    Sure she could throw on a movie but hacking into Peter Parkers Stark-Tech Enhanced suit just sounded more interesting. All she had to do was blow through a world-renowned genius/superheroes firewalls and then she could make Karen- Spiderman's personal AI -speak in only riddles.

    It had occurred to her that maybe, just maybe this was a really bad idea but the thought of making Peter go batshit crazy and getting away with it because she was Gwen - put together- Stacy and
    Gwen -put together- Stacy would never do something like that made her giggle.

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