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    Silly little pieces of stories about the living and the undead and how they were mingling. 31 of them to be exact.

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    Xie Lian has learned to live without luck. Hardships no longer surprise him, nor do they break his spirit. Though the acts of compassion are rare, they're not negligible. So when he stumbles into a man, while trying to escape yet another misfortune, and is offered kindness out of boredom, Xie Lian doesn’t think much of it at first.

    The man is lonely and immortal. Just like him. What does it matter if he is dead, as long as they understand each other? He simply hadn’t expected to grow attached. Or to fall so completely for that dangerous charm. For the first time in centuries, the road no longer feels aimless with someone walking beside him. Abandoning his lifelong vows becomes an easy decision, even if one day the ghost realizes Xie Lian is not worth it.

    Or: Hua Cheng has no memories and no purpose, and the mysterious cultivator could be his undoing – or the cry for connection he has searched for centuries without ever knowing it.

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    Xie Lian finally returns to her dream school of dance to further her career as a ballerina. Struggling with mental health and a part time job, she pushes through the trials and tribulations that come with returning to a once familiar place. But she hears of a mysterious student named Hua Cheng, a top dancer who people equally respect and despise. Overcome by curiosity, Xie Lian vows to meet this mystery woman herself.

    As her relationship with the elusive Hua Cheng grows, and as her performances improve; Xie Lian starts to grow weary of the school and her headmistriss Jun Wu’s intentions.

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    It has now been 600 years since Hua Cheng begun has searched for his god, the lead Yin Yu informed him of turned out to be another false one. Tired and irritated, he returned to Gambler's Den planning to take on a few bets himself. It didn't take long for a group of mortals to approach one of the croupiers and request to meet and offer to gamble with him.

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    Hua Cheng leaned forward, eye glinting in satisfaction, “Mm.. Gege really spoils me.” He reached out, holding the mound of snow before taking a bite out of it.
    Xie Lian’s hands rose, a subtle frown growing on his face. “Ah… San Lang, don’t eat it!! It’s just snow!”
    Hua Cheng hummed, and took another small bite. “But gege made it for me, how could I not?”

    or alternatively; there is no other way to describe it its literally just the title

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    После того как Хуа Чэн исчез в облаке призрачных бабочек, Се Лянь терпеливо ждет его возвращения. Земля полниться слухами. Говорят, Собиратель Цветов Под Кровавым Дождем вернулся и управляет Призрачным Городом. И совсем не помнит Се Ляня.
    - Неужели даочжан думал, что может прийти сюда, сверкнуть своими чудесными глазами и обыграть Князя демонов? - воркует Хуа Чэн.
    - Чудесными... ах-хах... -
    - Я давно не видел подобного представления! Даочжан, должно быть, привык добиваться своего, просто взмахнув ресницами. Но неужели он действительно настолько глуп, чтобы поверить, что и на меня это подействует? Неужели он думает, что я попадусь на его уловки?
    Или:
    Хуа Чен проклят. Он потерял все воспоминания о своем возлюбленном, своей причине оставаться в этом мире. Се Лянь устраивается на работу в Призрачном Городе, чтобы заставить Хуа Чена влюбиться в него снова, пока он не начал исчезать.

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    Shortly after Hua Cheng's return from being dispersed, Xie Lian and the Ghost king attempt to slowly start their relationship without outside interference. Free of his cursed shackles, Xie Lian adjusts to his new raw power while trying to save his friends. Gods and Ghosts are vanishing, with the body count increasing they find themselves in a losing war against a foe they never expected.

     

    or, Xie Lian deals with a shameless/menace Hua Cheng while trying to solve a bunch of problems he wishes he could ignore.

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    Mu Qing was going to die.

    Now, Mu Qing may be a massive virgin with almost 900 years of celibacy to drag around with him as proof but he wasn’t blind to the attractiness and allure that man kind could conjure. He’d just spent the vast majority of his life trying his hardest to ignore it. Which had been somewhat difficult for a while, a fact that he would rather die than reveal, but as time went on it became easier. The control he had over his soul and body so powerful he’d managed to completely remove himself from his wants and needs. But now that control seemed to be crumbling, the very thing securing his position in heaven and as God of the Southwest was splintering beneath his feet.

    And it was all Feng Xins fucking fault.

    Or : Mu Qing wants to get boned so bad it almost kills him, Literally.

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    Xie Lian stepped back from the vanity, proud of his work. Hua Cheng watched him with a faint, satisfied smirk, eyeing him as if measuring him up.
    “Gege,” Hua Cheng drawled softly, “Your hands are.. Remarkably skilled. This San Lang wonders what else you could do with them.”
    Xie Lian’s ears flushed slightly, heat spreading across his face. “San Lang…” He murmured, glancing down. “I’m not going to just stand here while you tease me.. It’s cold.”
    “Oh? Are you still cold, gege? I’m sorry. Perhaps we should go under the blankets to warm up?”

    or alternatively; hualian date in winter but hua cheng is a little shit as always and also theyre so in love

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    Hua Cheng is the young lord of the Ning Clan, which presides over the famous merchant port, Silver City. When he was 15, the responsibility of a lord was dropped into his lap on the same night that his mother passed away, his father ran off with a concubine, and his two older brothers disappeared. Over the past 4 years, Hua Cheng has become respected and feared, due to his misunderstood mannerisms, as well as his one crimson eye, said to have demonic origins.

    Xie Lian was adopted by Jun Wu and raised as his son. Nobody knows that Xie Lian descended from the Xianle royal family, nor should they. Otherwise, he would be hunted down and viciously killed, meeting the same fate as his family had, nearly 21 years ago. Because of this, the prince keeps his true identity a complete secret.

    These two have been betrothed since they were children. From the night that their engagement is officially announced, the mystery of Xie Lian's complicated past seems to slowly unfold piece by piece.

    Can they survive the trials of secrecy and prejudice, or will their love crumble to ash?

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    “Drink this, and do it,” Shi Quingxuan said forcefully. “I want to see what you look like.”

    Xie Lian looked to his friend, the cup, and back.

    “Do it for me? Because I can’t?” Shi Qingxuan’s puppy-dog eyes gazed at Xie Lian, then they closed. He pursed his lips, then implored, “Please? I’ll even shut my eyes.”

    Well…

    Skipping the wine, Xie Lian hesitantly agreed, “For you.”

    Shi Qingxuan is pushy, Xie Lian suffers a mortifying wardrobe malfunction, and Hua Cheng knows an opportunity when he sees one.

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    Daytime – Secretary Xie Lian vs. Star Hua Cheng
    “You really shouldn’t ignore this many calls,” he said, his tone patient, but his brows drawn. “The director has already called twice. And the sponsors…”

    Hua Cheng leaned lazily against the car door, “Mm. If it bothers you, Dianxia, you can answer them for me.”

    “That’s not the point,” Xie Lian sighed.

    Hua Cheng simply laughed. “You worry so much for me. Aren’t you supposed to just be my secretary?”

    Xie Lian nearly tripped over his own feet. “…that is my job-!”

     

    **OR
    Xie Lian has exactly three problems in life:

    1. He’s an omega masquerading as a beta.
    2. He’s a secretary who moonlights as a crossdressing actress because the bills won’t pay themselves.
    3. His boss, superstar San Lang (talented actor and professional menace) has apparently decided to make his life everyone’s favorite drama.

     

    Now Xie Lian must juggle suppressants, studio lights, and the very real possibility that Hua Cheng is more than a little infatuated with both versions of him.
    (Clipboard. Wig. Scent suppressants. Disaster.)

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    After being chased away by Xie Lian during their exile, Feng Xin finds himself as a ghost. It takes time, but eventually he gets used to his new "life" as he tries to get strong enought to face the reason why he still lingers. Maybe, he's someone else reason to keep going, too.

    (I have edited the first 5 chapters, if you've read this before I recommend rereading if you enjoyed the story before!)

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    A Soul-Shifting Spell gone bonkers swaps Hua Cheng and Eming’s souls. What could possibly go wrong when Xie Lian has Eming-as-Hua Cheng and Scimitar Hua Cheng tagging along for his heavenly mission? Absolutely nothing.

    A.k.a. Birth of the legend of Crimson Whine Sought Flower.

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    Crown Prince Xie Lian wakes up alone in the woods and he seems to be missing some memories. Luckily, there is a very attractive, very rich ghost who is willing to take him in. It might be time to start reciting the ethics sutra...

    This fix is based off of the amnesia extra because I read somewhere that Mxtx said Hua Cheng kept the memory eating monster to play around with.

    Tags will be updated with each chapter.

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    “After hours of deliberation and consuming three energy drinks that helped me talk to The Universe herself and hear her wisdom… I have determined that you need a partner! Someone to bring you out of your shell. And I, as the reigning monarch of matchmaking, am going to help you,” Shi Qingxuan stated proudly, as if she had just promised Hua Cheng a momentous blessing.

    From how fast Hua Cheng’s eyebrows raised, it was a miracle they were still attached to his face. “You? Who the hell have you successfully set up? Besides, I’m not interested. I’m actually the furthest thing from interested. I’m actively hateful towards this idea.”

    · · ─ ·ʚɞ· ─ · ·

    In which Hua Cheng changes his perspective on love, Xie Lian unknowingly goes on a date, Shi Qingxuan refuses to mind her own business, and He Xuan unwillingly watches it all happen.

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    The night is exceptionally cold on Xie Lian's skin as he walks on the side of the road towards Puqi Shrine. A few lanterns are lit still, hanging from old wooden nails on the outer walls of houses. The village is comfortably quiet at the middle of the night. Normally it would be a good thing, but after all that happened Xie Lian couldn't find peace in it. He feels such complex emotions, it makes him dizzy. All he can think about is the color red... Hua Cheng.

    Back at the shrine he takes out two shiny dice from his robes and holds them in his pale hands. "This is rather stupid..." He thinks to himself with a small smile, then rolls the dice. Snake eyes, of course.

    Xie Lian sighs, not knowing why did he even try to "summon" Hua Cheng just like before. He just has a lot on his mind. He still has to apologize to him properly and say thank you for helping him. So, the crown prince decides to find him the following morning. Little does he know, this will be the start of his troubles...

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    This was no ruined wanderer sifting through gutters. No lunatic prince lingering where fate had already closed the gates. This was Xie Lian: unregistered, unsanctioned, fully banished, and yet moving freely through the mortal world—consulted by warlords, bowed to by generals.
    And more than that—he was married.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    A karmic surge in the mortal kingdom of Yíshān draws Heaven’s eye.
    When the Celestial Mirror is summoned, officials expect corruption or ghostly intervention but what they see instead is far worse.

    Xie Lian, the long-banished Crown Prince of Xianle, walks the mortal world unshackled, unregistered, and unmistakably revered. By his side: a young general rising above his station too fast. And in his voice: no shame, only quiet clarity when he says the word “husband.”

    Now, rumors stir like ash through Heaven’s still air.

    And far from the Observation Hall, two former subordinates cloaked in disguises and burdened by old regrets descend to the mortal realm to see with their own eyes if the prince they abandoned is still the man they knew.

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    Karma exists! Xie Lian exclaimed inwardly when he saw that the elevator in his apartment complex had finally been fixed. If all it took to attract this unbelievable luck was to bring an alleged criminal to his apartment, so be it!

    Xie Lian and Hua Cheng share a dark past. When fate brings them together again, they not only have to face their old traumas and experience new tragedies, but they are also tasked with ending the cycle of violence. Can the triad boss fulfil his previous leader's goal, and can the taxi driver accept his past as a part of himself?

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    Fengqing + Hualian, 3rd pov Mu Qing - As a proud PTO mom (dad) at his kids’ school, Mu Qing has seen it all. Snooty parents, bratty kids, and of course his arch-rival PTO mom (dad) Hua Cheng. But after both proud fathers discover that their children were being wrongfully accused of making fun of the president of the PTO’s son they are forced to combine their brownie making powers to take her and her lying son down. submitted by potataedos

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