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Necrobutcher finally has enough of Hellhammer's constant infidelity. No matter how hard he tries, he can't bring himself to draw a line.
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These are my adaptations of what female Mayhem members would look like/act like.
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Necrobutcher just wants a few hours of sleep after Mayhem’s brutal Leipzig show—but Hellhammer has other plans. Drunk, obnoxiously proud of a uniform he won in a drinking contest, and determined to be as annoying as possible.
Necrobutcher’s patience wears thin… and sometimes, lessons have to be taught in ways even a drunken Hellhammer can’t ignore.
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- Part 11 of NecroHammer brainrot
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After Pelle passes out during a band practice each of his bandmates realize they need to pay more attention to him, leading to an eventual romance.
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Jan Axel Blomberg and the burden of being Wonderful by SadKilljoy
Fandoms: Mayhem (Band)
23 Sep 2025
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It is the year of our lord 2011: Teloch had just joined Mayhem. Hellhammer thought this occasion needed to be celebrated with copious amounts of of alcohol. Too bad that the stuff makes him forget any precautions and the image he and Necrobutcher had spend years curating for themselves.
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One Quiet Weekend (or: How Necrobutcher Learned He’ll Never Get Peace) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Mayhem (Band)
22 Sep 2025
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Necrobutcher wants one quiet weekend to himself. No gigs, no rehearsals, no chaos. Most importantly: no Hellhammer.
Unfortunately, Hellhammer gets high, is bored out of his skull, and armed with a telephone. What begins as a series of terrible accents and prank calls quickly turns into Necrobutcher storming over to “teach him a lesson.”
…which somehow ends with Hellhammer getting exactly what he wanted all along.Series
- Part 10 of NecroHammer brainrot
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Hellhammer drags Necrobutcher into the adult section of a video store… and into something way hotter.
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- Part 9 of NecroHammer brainrot
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Dead finally did what Hellhammer and Necrobutcher always told him to do and killed himself. Sadly, he does not go to H*ck but to Heaven where he meets the only Metallica bassist the other Metallica members cared about.
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Hellhammer needs a new shelf. Necrobutcher agrees to help. IKEA happens, chaos follows, the shelf doesn’t survive—but they still end up screwing something together by the end.
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- Part 8 of NecroHammer brainrot
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Following Øystein's sudden and violent passing, Mayhem now falls into the hands of its drummer and former bassist. Where others would give up hope, Jan and Jørn find an opportunity to start over and for once, make the right decisions.
Sometimes it takes a tragedy for two miserable men to rekindle the long-lost bond which they once shared.
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After a night of drinking, Hellhammer convinces Necrobutcher that walking across a frozen lake is a brilliant idea. Spoiler: it’s not. Soaked, freezing in a flat without electricity, they end up sharing a bed—nude, for “survival reasons.”
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- Part 7 of NecroHammer brainrot
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A drunken night leaves Hellhammer venting to Necrobutcher about how empty one-night stands with girls have become. Jørn, who’s been carrying a quiet crush for years, suggests maybe he’s been barking up the wrong tree.
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- Part 6 of NecroHammer brainrot
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Euronymous’s cruel jokes about Hellhammer’s body hit harder than he’ll admit, leaving him hiding away in his flat and picking himself apart. Necrobutcher isn’t about to let him spiral…
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- Part 5 of NecroHammer brainrot
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Rock/Metal Oneshots by EddieVanHalensStratocaster
Fandoms: Guns N' Roses, Hanoi Rocks, Cinderella (Band), Mayhem (Band), Burzum (Band)
09 Sep 2025
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Ships, platonic relationships, fun stories. I'll probably end up writing the basics such as fluff, angst, smut etc. You can request a fic but do be warned I am quite fussy about what I write and it's impossible to know when I'll write it as I only write when I'm bothered.
Enjoy reading!Cross posted on Wattpad
Bands I will try write: request any glam metal/rock band you’d like and I’ll see what I can do. I will also do some selected rock bands and the odd metal band such as Megadeth and Metallica, but feel free to ask if I’ll do a band or person :)
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Necrobutcher catches a cold. Hellhammer takes it upon himself to “play nurse.” Unfortunately for Jørn, Hellhammer’s idea of medical care involves a sex-shop costume, questionable remedies, and an obscene amount of innuendo.
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- Part 4 of NecroHammer brainrot
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After a show, Hellhammer and Necrobutcher are forced to take the only available motel room—a tacky honeymoon suite with pink walls, cupids, and a heart-shaped tub. At first, they mock the hell out of it… but soon the absurdity turns into something else…
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- Part 3 of NecroHammer brainrot
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After a gig, Necrobutcher and Hellhammer get drunk and start arguing about Hellhammer’s supposed “groupie conquests.” Necrobutcher calls bullshit, so Hellhammer dares him to act like a groupie so he can prove his “smooth moves.”
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- Part 2 of NecroHammer brainrot
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Hellhammer drags Necrobutcher up to his family’s holiday cabin for a “guys weekend.” The plan? Beer, sauna, maybe swimming if they don’t drown first. The reality? Spectacularly bad cooking, near-death in the lake, and so much alcohol that the line between jokes and curiosity gets obliterated in a haze of steam and sweat.
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- Part 1 of NecroHammer brainrot
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Varg wants nothing more than to join Euronymous, to become a part of the inner circle and Mayhem. But what happens when Euronymous, Faust, and Hellhammer have a different idea of what Varg's actual purpose is?
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