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    Sky didn’t remember much from his journey, especially his battle with Gannon. That was how he coped with the trauma that comes with the role of having the hero’s spirit. But when Wild claimed a sword from a slain monster that felt very oddly familiar, he wished he could recall where he had seen it. The sword gave off an evil aura to it that seemed only he felt. He tried to warn them all that something about that sword was very wrong, but after about a week of him pleading with the others that they should get rid of the sword they stopped listening and he gave it up. Things went on as they normally would and nothing was out of the ordinary, but nothing could shake the bad feeling that plagued Sky. Though the feeling of unease strengthened one day when Wild had gotten into a fight with Twilight.

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    When Bill Cipher dies from a holy weapon launched by the King Gleeok, the Sexymen Squad is in shambles. With everything following his funeral, the Sexyverse starts losing its vibrance and color, as it's now replaced with mysterious shadows and malice. The catch is that said malice causes Sexymen, if it touches them, to glitch violently.

    It's up to the remainder of the Sexymen Squad, and Samantha, to stop this from happening.

    ...but what's going on with The Once-Ler...?

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    When Ganondorf returns during Hyrule Warriors, he’s on a mission to make things right, though what that means is beyond everyone around him. Kidnapping the Hero of Hyrule and telling him he’s protecting him from the Queen is not what anyone expected, and nobody can quite figure out what his ultimate goal is. Link sure is confused, though, and… starting to realize there’s more to Ganondorf than just being a monster. Zelda, on the other hand, is quickly spiraling with panic and fear over losing her friend and Hero, as well as trying to protect her kingdom from such a threat that was so dangerous the previous Hero split his soul into pieces to prevent him from ever returning.

    Ganondorf gets a redemption arc, Zelda gets a villain (and redemption) arc, and Link gets to find out what it truly means to be the Hero of Hyrule.

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    The Kingdom of Hyrule celebrates it's 5 years of peace that has existed between now and the destruction of Calamity Ganon, thanks to the sealing powers of Princess Zelda and the Hero wielding the Sacred Blade, Link. Now, with Princess Zelda exalted as Queen, the races of Hyrule are rebuilding the kingdom, with Zelda slightly worried for the next time Calamity Ganon should rear his ugly head once more. However, when the leader of the Yiga Clan, a group of people hell bent on bringing back Calamity Ganon, then infiltrate the underbelly of Hyrule Castle, they disturb a grave where a 10,000 year old mummy awaited to be freed. Now, stuck in the past, the master sword broken, and unsure of how to get home, Zelda, Link, and Purah must find their way their time to stop the Ganon of the future from destroying the kingdom they worked so hard to save.

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    As the newest member Samantha settles into this life, she meets the Sardonic Sexymen Squad...but Ghirahim hasn't warned up to the girl, and issues ensue.

    OR: Five times Ghirahim was crass to Samantha, and one time he wasn't.

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    A year after the events of Skyward Sword, Ghirahim is resting in a secret grove. But Link bumbles into it, fleeing a group of Kikwi, burdened by allergies. Ghirahim teases him about it.

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    Basically Ghirahim fucks himself with the hilt of one of his swords and cums all over the damn place.

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    Link, a while after defeating Demise, returns to the Skyview temple. As if by a string of fate, he runs into Ghirahim there. Ghirahim, who it turns out is still among the living, has an offer for him.

    Ghirahim is a powerful sword lacking a worthy wielder. Link is a powerful warrior without a worthy sword. Ghirahim thinks they can fix both these things.

    (In which Ghirahim is a simple weapon with a lot of attitude and Link struggles at communication.)

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    Driven into the pedestal was a blade as black as night. The hilt was of similar design to the Master Sword, though the crystal embedded in it was blood red. What the hell was this, the Master Sword's evil twin? Was that why this room had been under lock and chain, or what? This whole thing was sketchy as hell.

    Still, though... my bangle had opened the door. Was that significant? There was no way for me to know. What I did know was that I was in the middle of an unknown world, and I had no weapon.

    It couldn't hurt to... y'know, borrow this for a while, right?

    --

    After waking up in a place that felt suspiciously like Hyrule, I was just trying to find a way back to Earth without getting killed in the process. Instead I managed to awaken a demon lord from his thousand-year slumber. Just my luck.

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    9/?
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    I thought of Demise and Hylia as an unhappy married couple and I can’t unthink it so I’m sharing it with the world.

    Btw this starts before they became an unhappy married couple

    Fi and Ghirahim are siblings in this

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    In the middle of their journeys, Sky and Four in their respective universes find themselves whisked away into another dark, calamity, and malice infused world. There, they meet the hero who's journey had just begun... and foes who have come back for more.

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    His role, his purpose, expanded so abruptly, only to be reduced in half the time. Even Zelda’s efforts to settle the Surface, though an adequate rebound for the first few months, have all but lost their edge. Link will help clear trees, stock lumber, dig trenches, transport supplies, and so on, grasping vainly for some renewed sense of meaning – and all the while lapsing into patterns, scurrying about in circles until the motions cease to be anything more.
    He is… stagnant.
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    Ghiralink week 2022, Day02: Flight/Falling

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    The rise of the Calamity was something the Champions fought more than they bargained for, leading them to their demise. Princess Zelda, once desperate for unlocking her sealing powers, had gone dormant in hopes of protecting her kingdom from further damage: having already lost her father, she cannot let anything else go into ruin.

    Urbosa was motherly and understanding, Daruk was eccentric and supportive, Mipha was caring and kind, Revali was arrogant and frustrating, Link was silent, and Zelda was burdened...however, one Champion was missing from view: little did Hell know that Alastor had been one of Hyrule's saviors...

    What was he going to do, tell Charlie and the hotel residents about how he was a coward? How he fled a horrendous villain, and lose his status as the almighty Radio Demon? No, that simply would not do. So he sucked it up: until a book he found sucked him right back into the land of Hyrule.

    Now he has to find the Hero of Time, regain control of the Divine Beasts, and save Hyrule...all with another demonic, flamboyant demon in the mix now. Arguments surely will spiral...

    It's now or never, and things sure will happen.

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    Let’s play a game of: How long can Sky keep his sentient sword a secret.

    When Sky bumps into an enemy he thought destroyed long ago, he’s faced with a dilemma.

    “Sky held the sword in front of him, its ethereal blue glow lighting the trees around him and attracting small bugs, flying into the glow and landing on the cold steel. Sky looked down at them and flashed a small smile, trying not to think about how many of their bug brothers and sisters he sacrificed to Luv for more potent potions. He was quickly snapped out of his procrastination by the sound of breaking glass and condescending laughter. A flash of platinum hair and a red cape. White lipstick smeared across lips pulled into a taut smile. Pearlescent teeth shining in the glow of a sacred sword.”

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    Somehow, it was so much worse to not have been touched at all.

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    “Do watch your step, though, my friend,” Nobiro hollers, tone taking on a more serious note. “The desert is said to possess strange powers, mystical gluttony known to consume the likes of you and me. And sanity is its most favored delicacy.”
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    Rated M for mild gore and non-explicit sexual content, as well as morally grey themes. Can be read as a standalone work or as the third part of a series.

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    “Would you like to know how I lost my ear?”

    The Hylian starts. Of all the possible speeches bound to flow from this monster’s mouth, that was not one Link could have predicted. He stares hard and unblinking into Ghirahim’s eyes, dark as flint and shrouded in mystery. Not a hair is out of place, not a twinkle of malice or mischief in sight.

    When that black gaze meets his, Link is determined not to shy away. But by Hylia, does he flinch.

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    “A sword wields no strength unless the hand that holds it has courage.”

    What if Ghirahim was the one who cut down the Hero of Time in his youth, creating the tragic figure of the Hero's Shade?

    This one-shot crosses characters and concepts from Skyward Sword, Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, and Twilight Princess.

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    Three months after his awakening, Link has only just begun to uncover his memories. When a demonic figure appears before him, claiming to have played a role in his past, mental boundaries are pushed to dangerous extremes.

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    111
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    9
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    3,310
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    What the hell is Fledge actually doing in there? Link is an insatiable twink…Ghirahim is a cock-thirsty rockhound. Fledge's role is very minor in all of this (and probably in for a sexual identity crisis of his own soon)

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    79
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    7
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    1,558

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